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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the law, show the hog.

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

The eyes of the law are the only eyes that got to see the drat hog in the first place :argh:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Esther The Wonder Pig

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Mr Nice, is the hog video supposed to be destroyed or does it go into some old spotted hog archives for all eternity?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Mr Nice, is the hog video supposed to be destroyed or does it go into some old spotted hog archives for all eternity?

Kraft has specifically requested it be destroyed and offered to pay for it.

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
The women involved pleaded guilty. Seems a bit unfair.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The system jerks

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

LorneReams posted:

The women involved pleaded guilty. Seems a bit unfair.

The only people who got in trouble are the women the authorities were there to "RESCUE." The woman who tugged off Kraft is on probation now and owes 30k. "Justice"

https://reason.com/2020/12/02/florida-masseuse-ordered-to-pay-31573-after-soliciting-robert-kraft-to-commit-prostitution/

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I'm sure that the billionaire was just going into a strip mall masseuse parlor for a massage and nothing more, when the evil temptress seduced him into accepting a handjob. Also please ignore all these texts of Kraft saying he was in love with her.

LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre
They are looking to have the tape preserved for a possible civil suit, so maybe hope of the hog still lives?

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

LorneReams posted:

They are looking to have the tape preserved for a possible civil suit, so maybe hope of the hog still lives?

2021 looking better already!

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

LorneReams posted:

They are looking to have the tape preserved for a possible civil suit, so maybe hope of the hog still lives?

can someone elaborate on this, all i can find is a daily mail article and i really can't tell who would even be suing who or why

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/ap/status/1353883624144302081?s=21
Unless a nearby FL goon can steal it, this saga is over.
:rip:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Ocean’s 69?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Looks like it is a happy ending after all for Mr. Kraft.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost
I would like to thank this thread for all the good times. Like when I was giving a presentation at work and realized I still had the "RUBMAPS ROBERTS" tab opened at the top of my screen.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Yeah I too followed "this" with rapt attention. It honestly was one of the best threads.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
It was a fantastic thread and a shame that it ended how we all knew it was going to end.

I still wanna see the hog.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Show us the hog rob

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

sweet thursday posted:

Show us the hog rob

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

sweet thursday posted:

Show us the hog rob

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

This is some BULLSHIT :mad:

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Does someone still have the Andy Reid ribmaps image? It had to have come from this thread.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

sweet thursday posted:

Show us the hog rub

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

The real hog was the friends we made along the way.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Bob Socko posted:

The real hog was the friends we made along the way.

Shrivelled and misshapen and smelling vaguely of cheese? Yep, checks out.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Finger Prince posted:

Shrivelled and misshapen and smelling vaguely of cheese? Yep, checks out.

Also in the company of a lot of jerks.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
The rich get off by the right hand of injustice yet again

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
No barking from the dog
No smog
Judge destroyed the footage of my hog

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/ESPNBoston/status/1421195157324505093?s=20

there is no justice

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

:negative:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Leak the hog tape you fuckers

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If the CIA offered me either the true JFK Zapruder film, or the Kraft rub-n-tug film, I'd choose the Bob hog

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He apparently can keep getting away with this

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Can't believe Bob Kraft keeps getting off like this.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

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WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

This is deflating news.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did anything happen

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Someone must've made copies. I believe we'll see the hog eventually.

Show us the hog, cowards.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

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