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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Hang the banner.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Kraft should sign Kaepernick right now as a distraction.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
As someone who lives in South Florida and says ‘gently caress the Patriots’ in like half my drat posts here, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind...

That said, lol gently caress the Patriots

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I always think that rich people are flying in high class whores who are aware of their body and power, who have Master's degrees and can talk about poetry while they tie you up and do things that only a Goddess practitioner of the sexual arts can do.

In reality they're grunting and sweating in a place that can be found on a google search like the rest of us

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Kraft should sign Kaepernick right now as a distraction.

That would cause more fans to leave than anything else.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Kraft should sign Kaepernick right now as a distraction.

:yeah:

Man, it's funny how happy I am about this. Never again will I have to hear about Kraft getting credit that Belichick and Brady deserve.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

seiferguy posted:

I mean, he even went to Florida for it too. Literally could have hopped on a private jet to Vegas where that sort of thing is legal!

Legal in Nye County and 10 other Nevada counties, but not Clark County where Las Vegas is located.

Not that any of that means that the business isn't huge in Las Vegas, but you can get arrested if you're really dumb about it.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

CyberPingu posted:

It's the remix to ignition. Put R Kelly in prison, put my hands on her body but I didn't have permission

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Kalli posted:

:yeah:

Man, it's funny how happy I am about this. Never again will I have to hear about Kraft getting credit that Belichick and Brady deserve.

Hot Take.


And you're completely right, I'm just saying Kraft enjoys Hot Takes. It's when a prostitute shits on your chest while wearing a football jersey

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

patriot derangement syndrome

https://twitter.com/CMBWFAN/status/1099009528379650050

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Maybe throw a flag at them too

wait a minute why the gently caress does bart scott have a radio show

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


sweet thursday posted:

I always think that rich people are flying in high class whores who are aware of their body and power, who have Master's degrees and can talk about poetry while they tie you up and do things that only a Goddess practitioner of the sexual arts can do.

In reality they're grunting and sweating in a place that can be found on a google search like the rest of us

money is wasted on the rich.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

There was definitely a sexual element to how the Patriots humiliated the Jets so his feeling are understandable.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So can Kraft turn himself in at a local police precinct or does he have to fly down to Florida?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Teddy B on TV talking about hoping Krafts denial is true.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Never count out Rubdown Rob.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MacheteZombie posted:

Teddy B on TV talking about hoping Krafts denial is true.

I’m sure he just went into the place to ask for directions on how to get away from there.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I’m sure he just went into the place to ask for directions on how to get away from there.

"i thought that she was just forcefully indicating the direction out of the building!"

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

sean10mm posted:

There was definitely a sexual element to how the Patriots humiliated the Jets so his feeling are understandable.

Mark Sanchez certainly liked eating rear end in Patriot games.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So can Kraft turn himself in at a local police precinct or does he have to fly down to Florida?

He has to go to the local police that are charging him with the crime.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

https://www.complex.com/sports/2012...tion-of-all-tim

We are only a little removed from that vid. Dude openly dates and bangs younger women legitimately. He's a widower, no one gives a gently caress. Why do something like this?
Must be a power thing. Rich people getting into a human trafficking ring and ruining lives to get their evil gently caress on. Throw em all in the sea. Give me their money and I'll gently caress right.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

MacheteZombie posted:

Teddy B on TV talking about hoping Krafts denial is true.

good ol baghdad bruschi

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I’m kind of surprised that the police were so open about all the info about Kraft.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



lol @ Bill Simmons tweeting through this like a champ

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I’m kind of surprised that the police were so open about all the info about Kraft.

dolphins fans

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


sweet thursday posted:

https://www.complex.com/sports/2012...tion-of-all-tim

We are only a little removed from that vid. Dude openly dates and bangs younger women legitimately. He's a widower, no one gives a gently caress. Why do something like this?
Must be a power thing. Rich people getting into a human trafficking ring and ruining lives to get their evil gently caress on. Throw em all in the sea. Give me their money and I'll gently caress right.

i think the it's about controlling someone you know has no choice kinda thing is right. he could fly in escorts every night that work for themselves and even though they'd be pricey to normals it'd be peanuts to him.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I’m sure he just went into the place to ask for directions on how to get away from there.

he got lost on the way to uranus

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

sean10mm posted:

There was definitely a sexual element to how the Patriots humiliated the Jets so his feeling are understandable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrXn2sq_uEI

worth it imo

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

hifi posted:

he got lost on the way to uranus

He shoulda taken that left at Albucockring

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

The Panthers new owner seems decent.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

I'm not a piece of poo poo

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

Library funding issue aside Jeffery Lurie is pretty good.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

Better question: is there a single billionaire that isn’t a piece of poo poo?

And the answer is no.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

packers joke

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

To become a billionaire you've had to gently caress a lot of people in more ways than one-- many of them equally life ruining

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Vertical Lime posted:

packers joke

Already made it :smugdog:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Honest question: is there a single NFL owner that isn't a piece of poo poo?

The packers have multiple

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Better question: is there a single billionaire that isn’t a piece of poo poo?

And the answer is

indigi posted:

koupe tet boule kay

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
This is just gross and yet I feel guilty laughing at it because these women are in such a horrible situation. At the same time, Bob Kraft likes to go to a $50 rub and tug to get his junk slapped around.

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