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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
I need attention so badly. I'm not trying to have fun or anything because who would want to have fun on the highly competitive platfrom of the something awful dot com internet humor forums. No, I am seeking attention and validation from you other posters. Please validate me. Tell me how funny I am. Tell me how good I am. PLEASE. I'm not sure how much longer I will make it if someone doesn't help. Please for the love of god LOVE ME!

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
posting a thread in gbs is not a very good method if you want people to say nice things about you

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Hellban this sucka immediately

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Take your humiliation fetish elsewhere.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If this is a cry for help, take it to EN. With cancer, Colonel.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Literally A Person posted:

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.
hmmm... how nicely to we have to ask, exactly?

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I recognize your name from my time here on these forums and do not find you repulsive. Ignore these other clowns who are trying to goonzone you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Cubone posted:

hmmm... how nicely to we have to ask, exactly?

I mean, a please would be nice but I'd settle for "draw the picture, bitch"

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
please draw the picture, bitch

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I would also like a picture bitch. Make it as objectionable as possible for the sake of verisimilitude

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Cubone posted:

please draw the picture, bitch

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Goldmine

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Space Race Riot posted:

I would also like a picture bitch. Make it as objectionable as possible for the sake of verisimilitude

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OP is an absolute nincompoop.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Chinatown posted:

OP is an absolute nincompoop.

This is not in dispute.

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler

Literally A Person posted:

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.

Good luck. I offered to draw internet spaceships for anyone willing to donate a kidney, but not a single taker.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

GPF posted:

Good luck. I offered to draw internet spaceships for anyone willing to donate a kidney, but not a single taker.

The low low price of a kidney? Not sure how you didn't have any takers on that...

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

This is surprisingly accurate. I'm not nearly that clean however

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ground floor of a goldmine thread

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
More drawings for the drawing God?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Edgar posted:

More drawings for the drawing God?

I demand asking. Nice asking. But yes, I will draw, you can draw, drawing is a thing in this thread. Or are you saying you'd like a drawring?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Literally A Person posted:

I demand asking. Nice asking. But yes, I will draw, you can draw, drawing is a thing in this thread. Or are you saying you'd like a drawring?

I yield m'lord!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Literally A Person posted:

I need attention so badly. I'm not trying to have fun or anything because who would want to have fun on the highly competitive platfrom of the something awful dot com internet humor forums. No, I am seeking attention and validation from you other posters. Please validate me. Tell me how funny I am. Tell me how good I am. PLEASE. I'm not sure how much longer I will make it if someone doesn't help. Please for the love of god LOVE ME!

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.

Draw me, piss piggy.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I wish you were my dad, op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Edgar posted:

I yield m'lord!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

LAP, I think your posting style is much better suited to FYAD. I'm saying this without a shred of sarcasm, please migrate there. I'm sure they would welcome you with open arms.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Draw me, piss piggy.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Draw a small one of me and I’ll make it my avatar. Please.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Scary accurate

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I’m happy with this.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
this loving guy again

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Robokomodo posted:

Draw a small one of me and I’ll make it my avatar. Please.

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I love you friend! Trust me I do buddy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Streak posted:

this loving guy again

STREAK!!! How ya doin, pal!?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Literally A Person posted:

STREAK!!! How ya doin, pal!?

im ok

u

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

p good,

just havin' some fun.

wnat a picture?

neptuneL38
Jul 23, 2002

get some chuckas fucka
pretty good post OP, i think you should make it a weekly thing. check out my reg date, pretty cool huh? Feel that validation purring like a kitten on your thigh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

crabcakes dogg posted:

I love you friend! Trust me I do buddy

Juicy. You just earned 14 LAP bucks. Only 986 to go and you can redeem them for some of my toe nail clippings!!!!

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crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

neptuneL38 posted:

pretty good post OP, i think you should make it a weekly thing. check out my reg date, pretty cool huh? Feel that validation purring like a kitten on your thigh

woah dude! 2002 was good times!

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