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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I need attention so badly. I'm not trying to have fun or anything because who would want to have fun on the highly competitive platfrom of the something awful dot com internet humor forums. No, I am seeking attention and validation from you other posters. Please validate me. Tell me how funny I am. Tell me how good I am. PLEASE. I'm not sure how much longer I will make it if someone doesn't help. Please for the love of god LOVE ME!

Also, if you post in this thread and ask nicely I'll draw a picture for you of what I think you look like in real life.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cubone posted:

hmmm... how nicely to we have to ask, exactly?

I mean, a please would be nice but I'd settle for "draw the picture, bitch"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cubone posted:

please draw the picture, bitch

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Space Race Riot posted:

I would also like a picture bitch. Make it as objectionable as possible for the sake of verisimilitude

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

OP is an absolute nincompoop.

This is not in dispute.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GPF posted:

Good luck. I offered to draw internet spaceships for anyone willing to donate a kidney, but not a single taker.

The low low price of a kidney? Not sure how you didn't have any takers on that...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Edgar posted:

More drawings for the drawing God?

I demand asking. Nice asking. But yes, I will draw, you can draw, drawing is a thing in this thread. Or are you saying you'd like a drawring?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Edgar posted:

I yield m'lord!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Draw me, piss piggy.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Robokomodo posted:

Draw a small one of me and I’ll make it my avatar. Please.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Streak posted:

this loving guy again

STREAK!!! How ya doin, pal!?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

p good,

just havin' some fun.

wnat a picture?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

crabcakes dogg posted:

I love you friend! Trust me I do buddy

Juicy. You just earned 14 LAP bucks. Only 986 to go and you can redeem them for some of my toe nail clippings!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

unpleasantly turgid posted:

@any mod: fuckign ANNIHILATE this poster (the OP not me)
:synpa:

Could you be any more jelly?

Also thank you for the attention

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Given your posting style and clear artistic capability I'd say you probably are in fact a person or a well trained animal at worst, like one of those pigs at a zoo they train to paint pictures if you give them sandwiches.
Thanks for the stunning rendition of me in advance.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aesop Poprock posted:

LaP I want you to look in the mirror and say “you didn’t gently caress up very much today”, you deserve it

Also giving myself a congratulatory pat on the back.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bored posted:

Hi LAP! I think you are very funny and are, I'm sure, very handsome and well-endowed.

I have never seen a more true statement than this. If truth is beauty then this makes beauty look like poo poo.


I would suggest making a thread in which you beg for attention from GBS.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Aesop Poprock posted:

Feel like I should point this out: the video is making me spend less attention on the OP

You make a good point but I think I can share the spotlight...

for a second...

You know, actually no.

No, now that I think about it, I don't want to share my attention.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

That av is a thing of beauty.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sunswipe posted:

I honestly can't tell if you want positive or negative attention, so I demand you please draw me, you loving stupid genius.

Negative and positive are merely words.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

pnumoman posted:

Draw me please, I want to see what you do without an av to work with.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fancy_Breakfast posted:

I don't like this thread.
Wanna date?

How about we do coffee and then we can talk.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

red sampson posted:

i don't know if i should be insulted, or blessed that im ignored in this thread.

Ignored?

red sampson posted:

Post a picture of a drunk and high donkey, giving the finger to pigs, whilst singing rambling man.

if you do this ill be impressed



Fancy_Breakfast posted:

Sorry I only drink tea.
Don't think this is going to work out.

Your loss, I am p cool

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

You're going to give Gary Oldmans diary an embolism, op.

I didn't even recognize you with your new AV.

We can only hope.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

nah everyone else who makes attention threads already washed out

I love that this guy knows me so well.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yes, being called an attention whore by the biggest attention whore. Very hurtful.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Katamari Democracy posted:

Can you please draw me like one of the goons

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

theres a major difference between producing lots of quality content and continually making "please talk to me" threads

:lol:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

WatermelonGun posted:

i need a picture. make me pretty

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

KillerJunglist posted:

I'll take one of those pictures. You do a good job with them.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Look, LAP, I'm gonna make it easy for you: here's a link to FYAD. :justpost: one little thread, just dip your toe in the water a little. I promise you'll have a great time and everyone will love you.

I have dipped. It was fun but I don't think it's the place for me. My forum, like my soul, is gray.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BV posted:

Will you please draw my picture.

Thanks

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

underthecube posted:

MY EMPTY WISDOM TOOTH SOCKET IS SO SWOLLEN AND AWFUL PLEASE DRAW ME AS I WAS AND NOT AS I AM

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

CassandraZara posted:

I love you OP.

PLEASE draw me as Cactaur.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Burt Sexual posted:

Me as a blend between my original av, and my true persona. Challenge round!

Aida-ham Lincoln:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Turpitude II posted:

i too seek comfort and validation. it would mean a lot to me if you drew a picture of you and me holding hands and telling eachother its all going to be ok.

I can't draw hands. How about a friendly pat on the back?



Papa Emeritus III posted:

Hey Boss. Keep up with the art practice.

Art she says! More like fart, PL. More like fart.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

jemand posted:

Draw me, OP


Mozi posted:

literally a leonardo

make me your mona lisa

You guys are up tomorrow.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Who posted this thread? I see the thread but no OP. GBS has ghosts again.

YOU SON OF A BITCH

I couldn't stay mad at you, we're twinsies!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

jemand posted:

Draw me, OP

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

literally a leonardo

make me your mona lisa

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