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935 posted:If multiple billionaires were swept up in a sting then this place isn't your run of the mill rub-n-tug. My guess is we hear soon about some horrific degraded poo poo happening at this joint that even with a billion dollars you don't weasel your way out of. Oh man, you are not at all familiar with the American legal system, are you?
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Kraft has been nailing a really pretty lady half his age for at least the last 8 years. I suppose he likes all types
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:When you can have pretty much any woman in the world, you've gotta start doing some weird stuff to get your rocks off. Kraft probably porked 1000's of the world's finest escorts by now, but a sketchy, illegal handjob is still new and exciting. I feel like having a steady girlfriend who does all kinds of sex stuff and lives with you is more important if I were a billionaire who could attract any woman in the world because stability is good and cool, but maybe it's just me. It's just, like, what if there was a girl who could give me perfect handjobs because she actually knows and maybe cares about me and I don't have to enable sex traffickers and have very weird sketchy ladies touch my dingdong? Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Feb 25, 2019 |
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Feb 25, 2019 06:37
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I’m taking the bet he doesn’t go to jail because what billionaire gets indicted nowadays.
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Feb 25, 2019 06:40
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I’m a massage therapist and I’d probably guess every 1/3 massage places in our surrounding area is a jerkoff place of some kind and they’re all Asian. There’s one literally across the street from our main location and we get calls from the least subtle dudes all the time thinking we’re them. They get super thrown off and uncomfortable when a dude answers the phone and won’t even take my half off handjobs
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down n out posted:I’m taking the bet he doesn’t go to jail because what billionaire gets indicted nowadays. billionaires only go to jail if they hosed over other billionaires
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Feb 25, 2019 06:43
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All these years I said gently caress the Patriots, I never in my wildest dreams thought that they could gently caress back...
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Feb 25, 2019 06:43
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I guarantee this ends with the jackers off getting punished far more than the jackees.
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Feb 25, 2019 08:39
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LabyaMynora posted:Oh man, that video's gonna end up on the internet eventually. everyone is going to see billionaire dick waving and theres nothing you can do about it
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Feb 25, 2019 10:22
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https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1100025383016116224 https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1100028073041428481
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Big Beef City posted:And the state he was in? well to be fair they did try to move the team to a stadium near Providence
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Feb 25, 2019 19:35
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out of curiosity i looked up what the punishments for soliciting prostitution in florida were and came up with this site: https://statelaws.findlaw.com/florida-law/florida-prostitution-laws.html as i suspected, solicitation just isn't that big of a deal in florida. first charge is a second degree misdemeanor and the second charge is a first degree misdemeanor. so even if they keep, press, and win both charges, the maximum fine is $1500 and the maximum sentence is a year and two months. but judges pretty much never assign the maximum sentence even when you're a poor and from anecdotal googling of lawyers' websites it looks like the more common jail time is a couple of weeks for the second offense and jail time for a first offense is uncommon - probably requires some sort of extenuating circumstance to piss off the judge. so yea kraft isn't going to go to prison over this but that's because most people don't for that charge anyway.
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Feb 25, 2019 19:46
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kraft tug-a-roony hand beez
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Feb 25, 2019 19:52
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Big-Cheez-e tryin ta get a hand beezy
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Now this is the kinda thing I want to see on Live PD. Enough with arresting tweakers in Southern Indiana because that is fish in the barrel.
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Feb 25, 2019 20:09
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I personally think the R. Kelly thing is alot worse because he's abusing adolescents for free. This Kraft fella is paying for his man chicken to be choked at the very least, the trafficking part is just being tacked on because someone else (the owner) is probably being accused of that. Why would a human trafficker pay for tug jobs?
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there's no way they actually slap the trafficking charge on kraft unless he was giving money to the owner to acquire new girls or something. if he's just a patron then the trafficking portion isn't his problem.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I feel like having a steady girlfriend who does all kinds of sex stuff and lives with you is more important if I were a billionaire who could attract any woman in the world because stability is good and cool, but maybe it's just me. It's just, like, what if there was a girl who could give me perfect handjobs because she actually knows and maybe cares about me and I don't have to enable sex traffickers and have very weird sketchy ladies touch my dingdong? He had a wife that he was married to for 48 years and has a long-term girlfriend so he's getting plenty of what you're talking about. I dont disagree with what you're saying but I feel like after you've been with the same person for long enough, you start to fantasize about anybody who's NOT your partner/wife/husband 
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Feb 25, 2019 21:54
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This guy's team is called the Patriots but he's importing prostitutes from China. That doesn't sound very patriotic to me. What's wrong with our good old American prostitutes Mr. Kraft?
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Feb 25, 2019 22:48
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I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation
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Kraft will just end up getting off twice.
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This may not go the way the sheriff thinks it's going to go. Now that he has very publicly outed all these alleged johns who are super wealthy, there's basically no reason for them not to fight the allegations. And it sounds like the state might be missing a really key piece of evidence. Specifically, the police didn't actually rescue the women. They let the slavers take them out of the jurisdiction. Per Bloomberg: quote:Snyder (the sheriff) said, for all the attention given to the high-flying men accused, this in his mind is a story of the women: None of the women ever left until they were moved -- and many, he said, had been carried out of their jurisdiction in expensive cars. They had no days off, he said, and cooked rice on hot plates. Condoms were never used, he said. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-23/kraft-charges-reveal-sordid-world-thriving-amid-florida-royalty Shame on the johns. Shame on the sheriff for having supposedly irrefutable evidence these women were being trafficked and not rescuing them. Also, not having the women as witnesses seems like the police might end up missing evidence on a key element.
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canyoneer posted:Kraft has been nailing a really pretty lady half his age for at least the last 8 years. didn't he come public with his mistress like a few weeks after his wife died of cancer?
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Feb 26, 2019 02:57
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i mean at that point shes basically your gf
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Schweinhund posted:This guy's team is called the Patriots but he's importing prostitutes from China. That doesn't sound very patriotic to me. What's wrong with our good old American prostitutes Mr. Kraft? JakeP posted:I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation dkj posted:Kraft will just end up getting off twice. 5'd
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dkj posted:Kraft will just end up getting off twice.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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rear end in a top hat Rose posted:
i like this gif
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rear end in a top hat Rose posted:
this is a good gif
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How about content instead of spamming uncounted threads in one day. Trafficking probe that ensnared Robert Kraft began when inspector saw signs women lived at spa https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/25/us/jupiter-florida-day-spa-living-conditions/index.html Pretty disgusting read imo. No showers, sleeping on cum beds, indentured servants.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I feel like having a steady girlfriend who does all kinds of sex stuff and lives with you is more important if I were a billionaire who could attract any woman in the world because stability is good and cool, but maybe it's just me. It's just, like, what if there was a girl who could give me perfect handjobs because she actually knows and maybe cares about me and I don't have to enable sex traffickers and have very weird sketchy ladies touch my dingdong? There’s just no chance love and care can match the sheer mechanical expertise from thousands upon thousands of dicks jerked off. This woman was probably like the babe Ruth of jerking old guys off. If you want a real “perfect” handjob you’ll need someone at the top of there field
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:well to be fair they did try to move the team to a stadium near Providence Funny you'd mention that because prostitution was legal in Rhode Island until 2009.
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Tolkien minority posted:There’s just no chance love and care can match the sheer mechanical expertise from thousands upon thousands of dicks jerked off. This woman was probably like the babe Ruth of jerking old guys off. If you want a real “perfect” handjob you’ll need someone at the top of there field if this is true do you think someone is going to eventually make a roboto what gives the perfect tug? are rubbies and sex slavery the next industry to be disrupted? (by those fuckin nerds in cali, not the feds)
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Tolkien minority posted:There’s just no chance love and care can match the sheer mechanical expertise from thousands upon thousands of dicks jerked off. This woman was probably like the Tom Brady of jerking old guys off. If you want a real “perfect” handjob you’ll need someone at the top of there field
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:if this is true do you think someone is going to eventually make a roboto what gives the perfect tug? are rubbies and sex slavery the next industry to be disrupted? (by those fuckin nerds in cali, not the feds) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs
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CPL593H posted:Funny you'd mention that because prostitution was legal in Rhode Island until 2009. Rode island
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rear end in a top hat Rose posted:
posting in the clinton years
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Maneck posted:Per Bloomberg: I guess I've been making rice wrong this whole time
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:When you can have pretty much any woman in the world, you've gotta start doing some weird stuff to get your rocks off. Kraft probably porked 1000's of the world's finest escorts by now, but a sketchy, illegal handjob is still new and exciting. chop my dick off and install an orgasm electrode in my brain.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I think this is how God created Eve 
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