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Being born as a dog is a reward given in the bardo to only the purest souls. It’s like a vacation from thousands of years of asceticism.
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Cease to Hope posted:dogs are trying their best If that were true, then they basically need to be better. 
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Feb 24, 2019 06:57
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Dogs love you.
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Feb 24, 2019 07:04
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Cease to Hope posted:dogs are trying their best Vietnamwees posted:If that were true, then they basically need to be better. This seems accurate. Cats by the penny, cats by the pound, cats by the barrel and the bucket and the hogshead (that's a 55 gallon barrel for you uneducated folks, they used to ship sugar and molasses and cats in them according to my reading)
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Feb 24, 2019 07:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-DNt_erbL4
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Feb 24, 2019 07:23
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as long as you can take care of both of them, it is perfectly reasonable to have both a dog and a cat
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Feb 24, 2019 07:26
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I get having a favorite between cats or dogs, because I do too, but both are cool and disparaging the other one is some heinous poo poo especially when it's directed at dogs because they're obviously better and they're all such good boys and girls
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Feb 24, 2019 07:47
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Yeah but you like cats better dontcha? Who's baby is that? Is it my baby? Is he a purr-y baby?
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Feb 24, 2019 07:55
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I do actually have a dog who is really well cared for. I kinda prefer the cats, they're easier to pick up.
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Feb 24, 2019 07:57
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I only like cats that live outside and show up once a week on my porch to be petted and then they leave. I like almost all dogs. The only bad ones are the ones with bad owners that let them yip at everybody.
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Feb 24, 2019 07:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC8MfulGMXE
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Feb 24, 2019 08:00
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Time to dogs is unknowable. The concept of a human clock is foreign to a dog because dogs experience time differently than we do. Clocks are not only unknown to dogs but a completely unfamiliar concept much like an advanced piece of technology used by an alien race would be to us. See my other post about this topic in the " How can people stand to have a Quartz clock on their wall?" thread.
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Feb 24, 2019 10:34
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Linux Pirate posted:Time to dogs is unknowable. The concept of a human clock is foreign to a dog because dogs experience time differently than we do. Is that why dogs experience time much faster than the rest of us? I.E., one regular year for us is equivalent to 7 dog years?
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Feb 24, 2019 11:04
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dogs are good
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Feb 24, 2019 11:14
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Linux Pirate posted:Time to dogs is unknowable. The concept of a human clock is foreign to a dog because dogs experience time differently than we do. Seems false. Dogs know when it's time to sleep and when it's time to eat.
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Feb 24, 2019 11:15
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Vietnamwees posted:Is that why dogs experience time much faster than the rest of us? I.E., one regular year for us is equivalent to 7 dog years? SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seems false. Dogs know when it's time to sleep and when it's time to eat. I think the lesson from all of this is that we'd all be happier if we don't put so much emphasis on time.
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Feb 24, 2019 11:40
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seems false. Dogs know when it's time to sleep and when it's time to eat. When I travel for work my dog waits by the door everyday at 5:05 PM because that’s when I’m supposed to be home. We do have a couple of digital clocks in the kitchen though, maybe he’s reading those?
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Feb 24, 2019 13:34
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My dog wakes up at 5:15am every day to piss, eat breakfast and then poo poo (always in that order), then goes back to sleep until 1:30pm. He's flexible about dinner, but at 7pm, he wants to play and run around, and at 8:30pm, he wants to take a piss and then go bed for the night. He absolutely can tell time, and it's freaky.
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Feb 24, 2019 13:46
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LabyaMynora posted:My dog wakes up at 5:15am every day to piss, eat breakfast and then poo poo (always in that order), then goes back to sleep until 1:30pm. He's flexible about dinner, but at 7pm, he wants to play and run around, and at 8:30pm, he wants to take a piss and then go bed for the night. dogs do not understand daylight saving time
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Feb 24, 2019 14:49
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Dogs do not have trunks but they do have snouts.
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Feb 24, 2019 15:06
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If you took every dog in the nation and stacked them end-to-end, you would create a runaway criticality event and be bombarded by fatal levels of doggo particles.
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Feb 24, 2019 15:12
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poverty goat posted:dogs do not understand daylight saving time i was going to say the same thing every year i have to explain it to them over and over again
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Feb 24, 2019 15:16
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I've taught many dogs to count money but much like a WalMart employee they cannot learn to make change.
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Feb 24, 2019 15:21
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Some of my closest friends are dogs. They’re good people, they’re bright, clean and articulate.
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Feb 24, 2019 17:16
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dogs were originally domesticated as timekeeping devices
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Feb 24, 2019 17:23
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Where is Morally Inept?
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Feb 24, 2019 17:41
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Dogs are required to sign legal documents with paw or nose prints because their handwriting is abysmal.
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Feb 24, 2019 17:41
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poverty goat posted:dogs do not understand daylight saving time To be fair, it really doesn’t make sense to anyone
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Feb 24, 2019 18:06
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poverty goat posted:dogs were originally domesticated as timekeeping devices 'dinnertime, again? i think we need to have these clocks checked'
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Feb 24, 2019 18:27
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A cool thing I learned recently is that if you oscillate two dogs at the same frequency they will cancel each other out. It looks cool as hell
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Feb 24, 2019 18:33
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Dogs reproduce by budding. Do not let your dogs get wet after midnight. A dog can unhinge its jaws to swallow prey larger than its head. In hot or cold weather dogs can enter a state of torpor where they lose track of time and pant continuously to cool down or warm up. Physicists in the 1800s studied dogs to unlock the secrets of thermodynamics.
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Feb 24, 2019 18:47
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the endless loyalty of a dog and their need for physical exercise can both be good for the owner
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Feb 24, 2019 22:57
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i put up with a lot of poo poo from dogs that i would not take accept coming from a man and frankly i am right to
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Feb 24, 2019 23:15
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lol but seriously I posted:i put up with a lot of poo poo from dogs that i would not take accept coming from a man and frankly i am right to literally!
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Feb 24, 2019 23:38
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Barking is like the internet to dogs
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Feb 25, 2019 00:03
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lol but seriously I posted:i put up with a lot of poo poo from dogs that i would not take accept coming from a man and frankly i am right to I mean... yeah, my dog sometimes starts rubbing his bare rear end in a top hat against the carpet, and I just yell, "No!' at him. But if a man did that, I'd probably murder him or at the very least never let him into my house again.
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Feb 25, 2019 00:53
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LabyaMynora posted:I mean... yeah, my dog sometimes starts rubbing his bare rear end in a top hat against the carpet, and I just yell, "No!' at him. But if a man did that, I'd probably murder him or at the very least never let him into my house again. What the hell kind of people do you normally let into your house, man?!
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Feb 25, 2019 01:03
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https://i.imgur.com/b5zl0Vz.mp4
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Feb 25, 2019 01:08
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This is so goddamn adorable
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Feb 25, 2019 01:14
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Linux Pirate posted:Barking is like the internet to dogs you joke but if you ever hear a bunch of hounds baying in the woods what you're hearing is an ad-hoc network where each dog and the hunter knows the location and rabbit-status of every dog present at every moment. that's the sound of a dog hivemind
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