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Vietnamwees posted:What the hell kind of people do you normally let into your house, man?! People who don't rub their bare asses on my carpet?
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ChickenHeart posted:If you took every dog in the nation and stacked them end-to-end, you would create a runaway criticality event and be bombarded by fatal levels of doggo particles. right before he died, stephen hawking was close to a breakthrough with his theory that the center of the earth is liquid because theres a bunch of dogs just runnin around and playin and stuff volcanoes and earthquakes are caused by somebody knocking on the door and somebody next to the dogs says "WHOZAT?!?! WHOZAT!?!?" at the dogs in a really excited tone tremors are caused by somebody tapping their foot on the floor and the dogs think its the door being knocked on but it isnt actually that stephen hawking called it "Plate pettonic theory" it was gonna be a really big thing Tumble fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Feb 25, 2019 |
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Tumble posted:right before he died, stephen hawking was close to a breakthrough with his theory that the center of the earth is liquid because theres a bunch of dogs just runnin around and playin and stuff all of these are not facts but they are interesting
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1 dog is equivalent to infinite cats because cats have no intrinsic value
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Dogs due to their vow of poverty are low value on a spreadsheet but high value in our hearts.
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Dogs are like ghosts and they just sort of do things arbitrarily.
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Linux Pirate posted:Guess I screwed the pooch on that one. 
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Feb 26, 2019 18:39
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There's a dog loose in the woods.
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Feb 26, 2019 19:06
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if you stack one dog on top of another you can have a double dog
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Cats are great but there need to be more dog pictures in the top banner ads of SA.
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poverty goat posted:1 dog is equivalent to infinite cats because cats have no intrinsic value FALSE cats are quantum and exist simultaneously in both our universe and in the netherworld, while dogs are our happy pals who are fun to be with
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I;m thinking bout thos slaw dogs.
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The band Mogwai has a song called "Oh! How the dogs stack up" and I've spent a lot of time thinking about the optimal dog stack process as well as discussing it with multiple scholars
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Floodixor posted:The band Mogwai has a song called "Oh! How the dogs stack up" and I've spent a lot of time thinking about the optimal dog stack process as well as discussing it with multiple scholars Describe these 'scholars'... Use pornographic details.
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dogs eat their own poo poo sometimes not so different from us after all
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if you pet a dog correctly, that dog may wag its tail and gosh that's great.
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Cease to Hope posted:if you pet a dog correctly, that dog may wag its tail and gosh that's great. What if the dog has no tail how do you know you're doing it right??
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Feed your dog the dead flesh of anything to power it! It's like a furry Mr. Fusion machine! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mfEbuOx6IM
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its all nice on rice posted:What if the dog has no tail how do you know you're doing it right?? even tailless dogs will do their best.
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its all nice on rice posted:What if the dog has no tail how do you know you're doing it right?? They just shake the whole butt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5KyMNDJE6o
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A dog's foot, or "paw," weighs very little and has something called a dewclaw. They typically have 4 feet, but some have less. Dogs should be trained to be nice and happy, as most dogs excel in these areas. That's everything I can think of about dogs.
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Dogs can be jealous.
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a "dog", colloquially, often means something bad, which is strange because dogs are very good
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A dog is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
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Geemer posted:Dogs can be jealous.
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this is only possible for a few minutes after it eats each baby
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Post the rest of the video, in which it devours the cat and maims the cameraman (If the cameraman is lucky)
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many people keep dogs as pets.
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Hating dogs is morally wrong, because dogs are basically mentally handicapped and you wouldn't hate a mentally handicapped person, would you?
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I'm an expert on dogs. I wrote the following interesting fact on the Wikipedia page for Dogs: The term dog typically is applied both to the species (or subspecies) as a whole, and any adult male member of the same. AMA
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Hating dogs is morally wrong, because dogs are basically mentally handicapped and you wouldn't hate a mentally handicapped person, would you? I have and will do so again 
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Linux Pirate posted:I have and will do so again Don't hate yourself
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Dogs are fully capable dogs, not somehow diminished people.
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Grapes will kill them on sight. Keep away from vineyards.
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There is currently no law in place that prohibits making a videogame where it is possible to be mean to a dog, but with your support, we can change this.
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King Lazer posted:There is currently no law in place that prohibits making a videogame where it is possible to be mean to a dog, but with your support, we can change this. Why would you want this? Why would anyone want this???
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