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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
So this guy at my company chartered a bus to go to Wendover tomorrow, but 30 people flaked out, plenty of seats if you want to go. Bus leaves at 3pm. PM me for details.

For everyone else, Wendover is a shithole town on the boarder of Utah and Nevada. Utah's strict laws make Wendover possible, otherwise it would be a ghost town. One of the casinos, the parking lot is in Utah (gambling is illegal), with the main doors directly on the state line. Fun fact, the two airplanes that dropped the atomic bombs trained at the Wendover airfield. Tell me cool facts about small towns.

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

what the gently caress are you on about

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Wendover? More like bend over.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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We Know Catheters posted:

Wendover? More like bend over.

I also watched that special

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

We Know Catheters posted:

Wendover? More like bend over.

It happens a lot there

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
yes please take me to a small creepy town, internet dude

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
And I'm first in line

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
will food be provided

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Salt Lake is an Andromedan lie perpetuated by the Reptilians put in place by the Anunnaki.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I'm not going unless it being my birthday gets me an extra half hour in the ball pit

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

im in op

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

communist kangaroo posted:

will food be provided

Yes, free casino buffet as appetizing as that sounds.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

*Looks behind and winks*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
thinkin about a bunch of alabaster apes what decided to live next to a brine pit in the desert

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

WatermelonGun posted:

yes please take me to a small creepy town, internet dude

“Here, have some punch”

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

did they open a dispensary in wendover

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

communist kangaroo posted:

will food be provided

You will be eaten by cannibals.
I mean, fed. You will be fed.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my favorite part of utah is speeding through it waiting to get into Nevada or Colorado

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Is there weed in Wendover?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
The entire Nevada side is just a 2 mile long road with nothing else around it.



If you have to go there, at least drive your own car instead of taking a bus so you can do donuts in the desert a minute out of town.

e: I'm the shrugging cowboy at the end of town. "Welp, that's all there is folks."

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Feb 23, 2019

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
30 people flaked out? Guess that means more time in the ball pit for me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Why the gently caress would anyone want to go to Wendover anyway?

Last time I was in Wendover must've been 92 or 93, and there was nothing there but a Whataburger and a Pizza Hut.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Feb 23, 2019

GreenaBoy
Jan 7, 2005

I like to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles...GRAVITAS!!!

I once lived in Utah for a short time years ago. They used to have an 18+ dance club called Area 51. It had two levels. The top level was pop music that was popular 7 years earlier. And the bottom level was the industrial music with a bunch of fog machines going. There were maybe two people hardcore dancing on the floor with nobody else in sight.

Sorry but your bus is the industrial music floor.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Too bad I don't live in that area or I would go.

Last time I went to Wendover I did a bunch of a cocaine then played low stakes Pai Gow poker and drank complimentary white russians until I was too hosed up to find my room. The prototypical Wendover experience.

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


If any MA goons want to murder someone I'll save you setting up the elaborate bait and just give you my address and place of work. I'm ready.

You really have to be serious about the murder though I don't want any second thoughts.

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