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red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
The only thing you know about the box is the dimensions, color of box, how much tape is wrapped around it and the box may or may not have a gravity well in it.

do you open the box?

or do you leave the box for future generations to worship?

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naem
May 29, 2011

wut

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

would you open a strange box, i should make it clear that the boxes arent really boxes

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
I poo poo in the box, op

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

HebrewMagic posted:

I poo poo in the box, op

you are a cat?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i poo poo in the box

i poo poo in the box

let me get my rocks

off by making GBS threads in the box

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
You’re gonna be the first person to OD on thc.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I say "thank you for the lovely box" because I have Manners

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Robokomodo posted:

You’re gonna be the first person to OD on thc.

im more worried about all those bad hombres coming across the mexican border like 3 every second, to be upset.

these guys are gonna kill me because merica truck nuts failed me

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I say "thank you for the lovely box" because I have Manners

dont open the box

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

red sampson posted:

dont open the box

It's the thought that counted anyway

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged posted:

It's the thought that counted anyway

ill give you a 50 dollar roadhouse giftcard to not open the box

you can get lovely food at worse prices

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'd get consent and then gently caress the box

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Cross code it 02 and free throw it in to the QA cage, not my loving problem.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I would like to see people worship the box. Can you imagine?

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I put my dick in the box

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Its a man shaped like a box. I thrust into him.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

I would like to see people worship the box. Can you imagine?

would you decorate the box with false idols? or just curse the box for existing?

so many choices.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

Its a man shaped like a box. I thrust into him.

they got sex robots now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

red sampson posted:

they got sex robots now

Not interested unless they shaped like a box.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

Not interested unless they shaped like a box.

whys it gotta be a box, i gotta know

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i buy a silver key for $3.99 in the IAP store so i can open the box without completing a week's worth of dailies

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

red sampson posted:

would you decorate the box with false idols? or just curse the box for existing?

so many choices.

I'd create so many greeting card holidays surrounding the life and lore of the box.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

i buy a silver key for $3.99 in the IAP store so i can open the box without completing a week's worth of dailies

what if the box has no microtransactions and is shady looking?

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

I'd create so many greeting card holidays surrounding the life and lore of the box.

so find a box and make a religion around it, i wish you the best

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


/poop in box

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Pandora’s craigslist ad does not really motivate me to purchase the product.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Xenocides posted:

Pandora’s craigslist ad does not really motivate me to purchase the product.

come get the loving box, its a box, and it looks like a box, if you don't want it don't gently caress with me.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
does the box look like this

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

red sampson posted:

may or may not have a gravity well in it.


What is a gravity well?

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Devils Affricate posted:

does the box look like this



you cant just illusion a dog into existence,

https://www.newyorker.com/science/maria-konnikova/theory-psychology-justified-torture

you can try

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

red sampson posted:

what if the box has no microtransactions and is shady looking?

i subject the box to the rattle test

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

The Dennis System posted:

What is a gravity well?

its when the gravity gets so imens time paused and all the elements of life are created,

a force so strong it stops time

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Whaaaattts in the boooxxxx???!

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Gatts posted:

Whaaaattts in the boooxxxx???!

thats what i want to know

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I wonder about square pegs and round holes and how too much lube is nearly enough.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

?:nws:? What's in the box?

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

There’s grapefruits inside the box

Everyone can relax, have some juice! :)

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