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It's like a common staple to offices everywhere. Having a Quartz clock on the wall. Like sure most of the time it's probably okay. But what happens when it's quiet in your work space and all you hear all day is click-click-click-click-cuck-click-click-click-click... Drives me crazy.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 08:32 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:05 |
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Have you tried wearing headphones or not being a neurotic weirdo about it?
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 08:34 |
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 08:35 |
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Are those your searches?
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 08:44 |
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Ben Smash posted:Are those your searches? yeah darn you caught me how humiliating
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 08:47 |
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what is a clock
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 08:55 |
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jimmyjams posted:what is a clock This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is the Zybourne Clock.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 09:21 |
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jimmyjams posted:what is a clock the thing that objectively says u nut prematurely
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 09:28 |
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Are lovely standup comics still doing the "Quartz as a monopoly brand" joke?
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 09:39 |
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Are you Captain Hook?
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 10:22 |
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clocks only work for humans because time is only relevant to us. Clocks have been adjusted to reflect this. To a dog the perception of human time and clocks are meaningless. See my other post about this topic in the "Interesting Dog Facts" thread
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 10:34 |
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The idea is that you passively know what time it is after looking at the clock the first time. Because after that you just count the ticks
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:07 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's like a common staple to offices everywhere. Having a Quartz clock on the wall. The quartz is just the oscillator for keeping time, it doesn't say anything about the style of the clock (ie digital or analog).
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:16 |
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This is a good Quartz
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:30 |
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An even better quartzReign Of Pain posted:This is a good Quartz This is called an "analog clock", not a "quartz".
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:33 |
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Lambert posted:An even better quartz Why does it say Quartz on the clock then
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:38 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Why does it say Quartz on the clock then there is a really good explanation for all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pM6uD8nePo
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:42 |
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I fought long and hard but I've been beaten down and now we have a large ticking clock in our living room (it was a gift). I've had no choice but to accept the endless ticking into my life, I've become a more patient person as a result. I recommend it to you especially.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 11:43 |
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I usually take out the battery out if there's one even remotely near the place I sleep, drives me loving nuts
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 12:53 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Why does it say Quartz on the clock then Because it uses a quartz for timekeeping instead of a mechanical mechanisms.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 13:16 |
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I too hate that infernal ticking. That bastard clock. He mocks us with his loathsome noises.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 13:34 |
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Millennials can't even read analog clocks because they only use electronic devices
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 13:45 |
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well OP have you ever stopped and listened to the various electrical noises you block out every day? it's like that
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 13:59 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:This is a good Quartz This is a great throwback, incidentally I just cancelled a planned trip to Australia
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 14:52 |
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Pitdragon posted:well OP have you ever stopped and listened to the various electrical noises you block out every day? it's like that You ever get that weird feeling something is off about the world and then you realize it's because one of those background noises has suddenly stopped
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 14:53 |
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I just ask alexa what time it is
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 14:54 |
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It's against my religious beliefs to quantify time.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 14:56 |
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The cheap swatch watches click super loud. I used to keep mine in my nightstand overnight but the ticking would wake me up. I felt like a character in a Poe story.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 15:03 |
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Clock? I just call the local time and temperature. Get with the times people.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 15:17 |
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*ring ring* hi, is the clock on your wall running? well, you'd better go catch it! babbabooeybabbabooey howard stern's penis! *click*
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 15:35 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:This is a good Quartz I remember this
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 17:08 |
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super sweet best pal posted:This, my darling, is a device. A device many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults. This, darling, is the Zybourne Clock.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 17:23 |
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OP would it be okay if i shot a quart on your wall?
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 17:47 |
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Jokes on you, buddy! I can’t hear the ticking!
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 18:02 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:You ever get that weird feeling something is off about the world and then you realize it's because one of those background noises has suddenly stopped You never realize how loud all the poo poo in your house is til the power goes out for a few hours. When it comes back on and the refrigerator, furnace, fans, etc come on it feels almost deafening
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 18:03 |
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My parents have a loud ticking clock in every room in their house. When it is quiet you can hear all of them ticking at once. They do not notice because they have a television on for all waking hours of the day. When I was staying there and they went out it was a real test, let me tell you
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 18:07 |
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How do you get bothered by ticking? The reassuring tick of a clock is one of the nicest sounds.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 19:21 |
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Another 5 star thread from op. Thank you, you have given me a lot to think about! Going hog wild now FYI
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 19:27 |
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Beats me too. It's like having someone poke you every second forever and it's horrible
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 19:35 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:05 |
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I am laughing at all everyone in here with y'alls "Can hear" problems.
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# ? Feb 24, 2019 19:38 |