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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > MONDAY NIGHT BIG DOG SHOW 2/25
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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
God: :confused:

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Roman Reigns returns from cancer, questions God's omnipotence.

joins bray wyatt, new stable forms, aleister black included

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
all are slaves before the mighty allah and he will do as he pleases insha'allah

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HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
I'm very glad he's getting this moment.

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

uncurable mlady posted:

please stop praying for roman reigns! hes too strong, hes escaped from the chemotherapy center and no one can stop him
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JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Holy poo poo how do you guys watch people spend 20 minutes to get 2 minutes of information across ever week??

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 It finally worked guys, thoughts and prayers cured Roman's cancer. gently caress school shootings we saved the Big Dawg. Good job.

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
he's gonna run for president

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 could god leave so many voicemails that his own box fills up?

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jerusalem posted:

Roman Reigns returns from cancer, questions God's omnipotence.

God fought alongside Shawn Michaels at a PPV, Roman shall be struck down with furious vengeance

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 Does cancer need more awareness?

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerusalem posted:

Mithras and Sol Invictus.

absolute nobodies when compared to the one, the only, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

uncurable mlady posted:

please stop praying for roman reigns! hes too strong, hes escaped from the chemotherapy center and no one can stop him
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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

JT Smiley posted:

Holy poo poo how do you guys watch people spend 20 minutes to get 2 minutes of information across ever week??

well its a three hour show now so everything kind of moves like its underwater

You should have seen it in the early aughts when HHH was doing this on every actual 2 hour show with actual talent and stuff people wanted to get to.
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bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Please retire and become the head of Connor’s Cure or something.

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

who'd god ever beat

I was gonna say Jacob, but upon looking it up I guess Jacob won.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Swinging for the fences is hitting a home run.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
loving hoax

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

 you prayed so hard my cancer never existed its amazing

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 yeah you should probably get to the point, we are running up against a commercial break

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Codependent Poster posted:

Swinging for the fences is hitting a home run.

well you can miss

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 :)

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Wouldn't hitting a home run while swinging for the fences be doing exactly that???

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bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Drew McIntyre posted:

loving hoax

Cancer can’t melt BIG DOGS.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
dying from cancer now is probably better than dying from total global environmental collapse in like 10 years

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
I destroyed my leukemia so badly that they don't think I had it to begin with.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 I mean I'm glad Roman doesn't have cancer anymore for what it's worth

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 roman beat cancer so hard he's become anti-cancer

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

 :) gently caress it, I'm glad for him.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

Swinging for the fences is hitting a home run.

I know it's so stupid and cheesy no one will correct him. But us.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
"im loving dying, lol sorry"

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Codependent Poster posted:

Swinging for the fences is hitting a home run.

I mean, I guess he could have been saying he'd strike out in hilarious fashion? That puts a kinda dark spin on things.

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

 I'm in remission y'all is corny like he just opened up a bag of corn chips but he's still actually likable when he's not scripted.

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
no offense to anyone but cancer's kind of bad and it's cool to be in remission of it

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
kill me

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jubs posted:

I destroyed my leukemia so badly that they don't think I had it to begin with.
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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

 WE HAVE CAPTURED AND COMPROMISED TO A PERMANENT END ROMAN'S CANCER

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Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
 THE BIG DAWG

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

 His succotash is no longer suffering.

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
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 The crowd sucks

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