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So hey guys, Goblin Wizard here. Made this thread to discuss magic and magic users. They keep making cute dog movies and it keeps the rate of dogs blood really high. You think this is a scheme by the american Spell Component business?
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If I hear 'SoW plz' from one more of you motherfuckers...
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Feb 27, 2019 03:36
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Hihohe posted:They keep making cute dog movies and it keeps the rate of dogs blood really high. You think this is a scheme by the american Spell Component business? I wouldn't put it past them.  I loved the last wizard thread before it died. I'm not really much of a wizard, more of a beast-mistress, but it was cool to connect with the wider magical community. In related news, I've conquered the surrounding land on dragonback and I'm getting lots of gold in tribute. But I just know some do-gooding adventurer's gonna show up any day now with a dragon-slaying weapon, so I want to invest in another powerful creature or two to help protect my Princess. Does anybody have experiences with manticores? What about basilisks or cockatrices? I kinda want to get a tarrasque because they sound rad, but it sounds like they're more trouble than they're worth. If it destroyed the countryside I'd be just as screwed as everybody else around here! Any advice?
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Feb 27, 2019 03:38
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Bards are bullshit. They're just preppy sorcerers.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:44
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Just because I was wasted when I got the idea of enchanting things from around my lair to haul away my piss so I'd never have to leave my cauldron, doesn't mean it's going to end the same way it did in fantasia.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:47
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Hey guys..... need any virgin's blood? Lotta untapped potential in my veins here
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Feb 27, 2019 03:48
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Is it possible to own too many skulls?
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Feb 27, 2019 03:53
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Pththya-lyi posted:I wouldn't put it past them. Manticores are too smart. they eventually will figure out thier cage and get out, But it usually takes a couple of months. If you can enslave its mind then go wild. Basilisk and cockatrices have the same problem and you need an anti petrifacation item before even considering tangling with them. There is only one Tarrasque and its way to much trouble, believe me. Being a neutral wizard I mostly go for the goblin squad to ward off nosy adventurers. If they get past them, i figure they deserve some magic items.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:54
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I cast the spell, you are NOT gay now!!! Welcome to a lifetime of straightness! Hahahahaha!!!
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Feb 27, 2019 03:57
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Foreskin Problems posted:Is it possible to own too many skulls? short answer is yes. skull hoarding is a real problem. long answer is yes, except for necromancers.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:58
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A lot of people forget but making skullptures is an option.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:59
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Foreskin Problems posted:Is it possible to own too many skulls? No, you never know when your gonna need a skull. Plus they are handy, the skull is mother nature's swiss army knife.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:07
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the nature of the skulls is very important like 20 still attached to mummified cat corpses is a whole different vibe from 20 boiled, waxed and with "worlds greatest dad" emblazoned on the forehead
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Feb 27, 2019 04:09
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Any tips from my fellow necromancers for raiding natural history museums? I'd like to reanimate a t-rex.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:09
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Pawn 17 posted:Any tips from my fellow necromancers for raiding natural history museums? I'd like to reanimate a t-rex. Youuuuuu're gonna get sealed in a painting.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:10
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Who What Now posted:Bards are bullshit. They're just preppy sorcerers. 
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Feb 27, 2019 04:11
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You should at least be making skull golems.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:12
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reignofevil posted:Youuuuuu're gonna get sealed in a painting. I know a dude who is still stuck in the hall of life as a plastic hot dog apart of "the dangers of cholesterol"
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Feb 27, 2019 04:13
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I've known so many would be world emperors go from Lich to Demi Lich in like 2 years the requirements for fresh soul influx are about as fair as a pay day loan from a used car salesman.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:15
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Foreskin Problems posted:Is it possible to own too many skulls? Are they decorative skulls, or work skulls? If they're work skulls, it's always a good idea to cut down on redundant skulls, as long as you're not losing anything. If you keep up with the obituaries, it won't be long until you can get your hands on a skull that can do the work of two or three of the skulls you already have. Don't throw them out, though. Put the ones you're not using in your skull archive. If it's decorative skulls, then no. The sky is the limit (at least until you're ready to storm the heavens, after that, there's no limit).
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Feb 27, 2019 04:24
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reignofevil posted:Youuuuuu're gonna get sealed in a painting. A dwarven merchant gave me a pendant to protect from that kind of thing in return for casting plague on his wife.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:32
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I am a powerful wizard! I hold the power of life and death! *has a gun, shoots people*
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Feb 27, 2019 04:33
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warlocks > wizards
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Feb 27, 2019 04:38
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I don’t even need cookie cutters for my egg muffin eggs biotch. 
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Feb 27, 2019 04:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I don’t even need cookie cutters for my egg muffin eggs biotch. Cooking is the gateway drug to magic.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:43
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Cooking is the gateway drug to magic. Yeah it’s like, when we stop biting live animals. 
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Feb 27, 2019 04:46
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Pththya-lyi posted:I wouldn't put it past them. If you've already got a dragon, a backup monster is gonna be a disappointing encore at best. What you need is a way to protect your dragon by attacking their dragon-slaying sword and any other anti-dragon shields, rings, armor, or glaive-guisarmes they might have. That's right, I'm talking about rust monsters! The classic screw job! Put them right out front too, so that any adventurers will know that you did it intentionally. That way they can't just brush it off an an unlucky wandering monster encounter in a 10x10 room, they will know that this dungeon Does Not gently caress Around. They are starting off with the biggest gently caress-you a knight can see, and it's only going to get worse from there. With luck they'll just turn around and heard back to the tavern to see if there are any other wise but mysterious old men with GPS coordinates to an ancient treasure. Best of all, as a beast-mistress you should be wearing some excitingly-slashed leather and wielding a whip or net or some other ridiculous non-weapon like that. So you're perfectly compatible with rust monsters. Most dungeon-lords, even us wizards, have at least some metal items we don't want eaten. Otherwise we'd be breeding dozens of the things.
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Feb 27, 2019 04:46
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I'll let your rust monster give my sword the classic screw job, sure.
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Feb 27, 2019 05:08
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lol but seriously I posted:the nature of the skulls is very important like 20 still attached to mummified cat corpses is a whole different vibe from 20 boiled, waxed and with "worlds greatest dad" emblazoned on the forehead Man I've emblazoned a lot of different things on skulls in my time but somehow "worlds greatest dad" has never been one of them
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Feb 27, 2019 05:21
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StandardVC10 posted:Man I've emblazoned a lot of different things on skulls in my time but somehow "worlds greatest dad" has never been one of them Well then I'm sorry that you don't have a proper relationship with any of your twisted and impossible creations. The whole "remote and uncaring dark master" shtick people fall into when they're just starting out really isn't necessary and not the best way to get results. I always try to be there for them if they need me.
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Feb 27, 2019 05:27
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yo i accidentally summoned nyarlathothep when i was working on a stone sculpture but hes gone now
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Feb 27, 2019 05:31
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So, I'm a run of the mill lich who has a cult that worships him. I fought a war with a demon prince recently, and honestly, I wasn't expecting it to take as long as it did. I ended up dropping him into the heart of a massive mind flayer city, so I'm guessing he's gonna take a while to get back. Last I saw he was cleaning gunk out of an illithid toilet. Anyway, any interesting things I can do? I already killed a whole church of paladins, it's how I started my cult. I'm looking to getting into more esoteric magic while I gather the power necessary to become a demi-lich. Any suggestions?
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Feb 27, 2019 05:39
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I've killed a bunch of wizards AMA
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Feb 27, 2019 05:43
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Sponge Baathist posted:I've killed a bunch of wizards AMA Probably apprentices. Run back to your necromancer skeleton warrior.
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Feb 27, 2019 05:46
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Guys how important is facial hair to wizardry? I'm tired of these stereotypes.
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Feb 27, 2019 06:16
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i'm a subtype of sorcerer, Sage, which is like sorcerer with no charisma but i'm super lazy at the whole learning magic thing so i may have taken some levels in Ranger
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Feb 27, 2019 06:18
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Paranoid Peanut posted:Guys how important is facial hair to wizardry? I'm tired of these stereotypes. Very
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Feb 27, 2019 06:26
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Paranoid Peanut posted:Guys how important is facial hair to wizardry? I'm tired of these stereotypes. Girls can be wizettes too. 
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Feb 27, 2019 06:31
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Big Beef City posted:If I hear 'SoW plz' from one more of you motherfuckers... Hi I noticed you have the ability to port...
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Feb 27, 2019 06:33
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look brah it's the 21st century. warlocks rockin dredlocks, 400lb druids going to linux conventions, etc. the look is whatever you choose to own
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