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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/m64_ss/status/1195791938311479296

Super No Vacancy posted:

*deep sigh* i regret to inform you the game is good

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Only time I was able to join a raid was when a friend was hosting them, and even then on the two we did we were the only ones there.

People are either backing out too quickly or there's something wonky going on.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Don't speak ill of the dead.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

QuasiQuack posted:

Everyone's out there complaining about the games being too easy while I'm sitting here losing to every single gym leader and story fight from Kabu onward at least once. :cripes:

Don’t worry, I believe in you. You can do it!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Blaziken386 posted:

okay, let me make you a diagram, since you're being willfully obtuse.

the bottom map could describe poo poo like victory road. Yes, it is a shame this game does not have one. But there is a difference between the dungeons and the routes. You can complain about the lack of dungeons all you want, I won't dispute that. The actual routes, however, have never been that complex.



Linearity is often harder on the trainer.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Have hackers figured out how to watch the Pokemon breed yet?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Pikachu should have a loving gun

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ibram Gaunt posted:

I'm not entirely sure why anyone thought a boycott would do anything, especially in this case. If every adult fan boycotted the game it still would be a top seller since kids would be getting it anyways.

This is why I'm boycotting having kids.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

tudabee posted:

I don't understand why we can't let our Pokemon follow us again if they were capable of adding all these overworld Pokemon :sigh:

Imagine the Wild Area if you could see everyone's Pokemon following them.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'd buy a Pokemon-like set in the Doom universe.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Syenite posted:

basically if somebody says they have to cut quite a bit more than half the content of the entire franchise in such a way that a message is sent to the folks whose favorites were axed that their favorites were not Good Enough (unlike Charizard and Pikachu), in order to add [Stuff] people tend to have justifiably high expectations and eminently understandable negativity

Maybe they should have better favorites

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gruckles posted:

As I recall, Yokai Watch 4 made their own announcement of the game only having like 1/7th as many monsters as the previous game did just a few days before release. Then at launch it had a bunch of really bad glitches like NPCs T-posing and falling through the ground. And now just 6 months later they're re-releasing an enhanced version of it.

Imagine if they did that for a Pokemon game.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'd like Hop better if he were eaten by a Snorlax.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kurtofan posted:

so the bogus fossils pokemons are in constant pain, right

Yes but it's worth it for my big derpy dragon fish

poo poo now I know how dog breeders feel

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I want to gently caress the cake.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

soscannonballs posted:

How does anyone in pokemon world justify eating seafood or even any kind of meat?

The same way people eat meat in this world?

I mean I guess you can use Pokemon to assist in butchering other Pokemon for consumption, as well as to keep the meat fresh and to transport it, so if anything it should much easier and more economical in Pokemon world to eat your pets.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Pokemon rules because you can make the animal-types and human-types impregnate each other.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I don’t play these games for gay humans, I play these games for gay animals.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I ain't catching no Goobermaxes except for Snorterra.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kurtofan posted:

Why isnt appletun real

Because doctors would loving hate them.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bleck posted:

oleana's signature pokemon is garbodor because all of her pokemon are beautiful

Checks out.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I can't believe Corsola is loving dead

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Great, more people upset over Dexit.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mandatory lesbian posted:

Does the guy you're responding to not realize that being able to catch the Pokemon earlier let's you ya know, use the Pokemon earlier

I thought the point of catching Pokemon was to have hundreds of them rotting in boxes until the save battery dies and they’re all erased from the fabric of time forever. You’re telling me I should be using all these fuckers!?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Also don’t dadshame.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The plot of Sword/Shield is you should’ve just gone to various tournaments, get blasted, and constantly punch other drunk Team Yell members in the face.

Maybe include a time travel plot where you go back to the middle ages and get to introduce all these ignorant masses to concepts like EV training and overthrowing the monarchy. Also maybe give the protagonist a gun.

The antagonist should be the concept of time.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

My issue with the plot is that Hop is the kinda dude who'd wait outside the toilet while you punish the pan, congratulate you on the smell and say his brother's smells worse tho

That sounds like excellent writing to me.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Rose's problem is he cares too much.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I finally beat the story. My thoughts:

* I liked it.

Also Pokemon Memories owns (Spoilers).

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

ZenMasterBullshit posted:

It blows rear end and that we lost the gimmick that at least made some old lovely pokemon way more viable (RIP Mega Pinsir, Altariar, Lopunny, and Beedrill) for it is just salt in the wound.

To be fair, they compensated by deleting said old lovely Pokemon.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Macaluso posted:

This but about Hop

This but myself.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Breed for love, breeding for sport is how you get Dracovish.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Then again I've been having my Mudsdale pumping so many loads into a Ponyta so I can surprise trade the offspring for trash squirrels that I let rot in boxes that I don't really have any room to talk.

In conclusion, spay and neuter your Pokemon, if you breed Pokemon you're a bad person and should lose your Trainer License.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I hope future Pokemon games let us make more adorable abominations that should not be given flesh.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Let they who have never fantasized about murdering a random Pokemon NPC cast the first stone.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Chances are your six-year-old is a better Pokemon trainer than Hop so I'd go for it.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The Wild Area doesn’t feel right without swarms of Zubat annoying the poo poo outta me.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I like all the Pokemon, they are my friends and I have a great time watching my friends get the poo poo beat out of them.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
What move from gen 1 would you all suggest is the closest to the proton pack beams from Ghostbusters? Obviously has to hit ghosts since it's gonna be my fallback weapon for ghost-types since bullets phase through ghosts (I'm gonna beat Pokemon Blue with a gun)

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Also, a follow-up question.

Which of these Pokemon would you recommend as bullets? Electrode makes the most sense, but I'm wondering if it'd be fine if I had a variety of bullets or if I should just use six Electrodes to fill holes into my opposition with my PokeGun.

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