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Coxswain Balls posted:Very unfortunate, but true.
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I. M. Gei posted:They’d be cooler if they didn’t only live about 5 years at most. It is one of the greatest injustices in the universe that octopus lifespans are so short. They are super intelligent, and would probably run the world if they lived as long as humans. I, for one, would welcome a cephalopod overlord. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q36_8s5z6S8
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:22 |
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Octopuses are underwater so they can't discover fire no matter how long they live
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:24 |
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Octopuses got they brains in they legs
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:26 |
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Have a video about cuttlefish seeing themselves on a camera screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-DusaSVHmM And a video showing that no crab is safe when an octopus is around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5fZu-1bt6Y And this one about an octopus having a casual stroll to say hi to its fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjQr3lRACPI
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:27 |
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They're my favorite animal. We should genetically modify them to live longer
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:30 |
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good dogs, op but i question your plural
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:33 |
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any of you guys scuba???? im thinking of trying it out
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:35 |
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numberoneposter posted:any of you guys scuba???? im thinking of trying it out same I hear it can be hella dangerous though
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:40 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:good dogs, op "Octopuses" is the most correct plural form
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:47 |
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Devils Affricate posted:"Octopuses" is the most correct plural form yes but "octopodes" makes most people angry
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:06 |
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Octopus tries to steal scuba diver's camera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrkaLTVHrs
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:14 |
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don't be gettin' any ideas bub It's rough being so deliciously intelligent
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:15 |
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Moridin920 posted:Octopuses are underwater so they can't discover fire no matter how long they live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFzpC_e44Tg
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abRPaXgJGQg
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:18 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Octopus tries to steal scuba diver's camera: Well wtf happens??? The video ends without any kind of resolution. I'm just gonna assume the octopus kills the man and takes the camera.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:22 |
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LOL, this is great! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5DyBkYKqnM
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:28 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Well wtf happens??? The video ends without any kind of resolution. I'm just gonna assume the octopus kills the man and takes the camera. Who do you think posted the video
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:31 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Well wtf happens??? The video ends without any kind of resolution. I'm just gonna assume the octopus kills the man and takes the camera. Yeah, I don't know. The video looks to be from Chinese state TV, so I wonder if they just didn't want to show the diver being outwitted, outmatched, and having his equipment stolen by an octopus.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:31 |
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Coxswain Balls posted:Who do you think posted the video A passerby cuttlefish yelling WORLDSTAR in cephalopodian
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:55 |
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I think I saw a documentary on the discovery channel that octopuses roam the land in the future, even showing an animation of them swinging on trees like Tarzan, in the movie Tarzan. Also had spiders fattening up mice like pigs to eat.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 22:32 |
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Have you met MATTHEW CALAMARI? https://twitter.com/travishelwig/status/1100877268681920527?s=19
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Savage For The Winjun posted:The plural is octopodes octopussies actually. lotta bad and wrong octopus facts getting thrown around op, get control of your thread
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 23:24 |
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Non Poster posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus I just drew this for my 10 year old niece. (A+) Amazing.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:15 |
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I want to take the time here to say that I completely endorse the octopus race enslaving humanity, so that when they question my allegiance I can say I supported them even before they won the war.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:24 |
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why would you even touch let alone pick up an animal that enough poison to kill 28 people
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:24 |
Free Cheese posted:Octopuses got they brains in they legs It's actually super cool, I haven't looked to see if anyone followed up on the study, but a couple years ago some guys figured out that the octopus probably delegates its movement to the individual legs. So basically the central nervous system says "I wanna go this way" and the legs are all like "okay I think this is how we're gonna do it" and the CNS is like "Cool whatever I don't give a poo poo just go already"
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also one time a little octopus stuck itself to my gear when I was spearfishing and I didn't notice until about halfway through paddling the kayak back in to shore. It was awesome and we were best friends until I peeled him off and finally got him to let go and swim away.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:33 |
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That is the cutest story. Nothing is more adorable than spearfishing.
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Beet Wagon posted:also one time a little octopus stuck itself to my gear when I was spearfishing and I didn't notice until about halfway through paddling the kayak back in to shore. It was awesome and we were best friends until I peeled him off and finally got him to let go and swim away.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:37 |
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octocuck
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:38 |
is that when you get cucked by an octopus or when you get cucked 8 times like you have some kinda punch card or something
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:43 |
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Could a heavyweight boxer knock out an octopus underwater Are octopuses immune to bludgeoning attacks?
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:59 |
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insects dont take falling damage and octopus is immune to blunt weapons when submerged
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 01:09 |
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numberoneposter posted:insects dont take falling damage and octopus is immune to blunt weapons when submerged Bullshit I will SMASH a octopus hrrrnnngggggg!
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 01:12 |
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Another goon linked me to a video that was talking about breeding octopusses. There was a very nicely drawn animation about how they mate when the male is feeling brave and decides to come into contact with the female. Turns out, octopus contact sex looks like the male is giving the female a wet willy. Now I have to go find the video if it hasn't already been posted. Bored fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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thats hawt
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Bored posted:Another goon linked me to a video that was talking about breeding octopusses. There was a very nicely drawn animation about how they mate when the male is feeling brave and decides to come into contact with the female. Turns out, octopus contact sex looks like the male is giving the female a wet willy. t hats how i do it too
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