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there's a reason it's called a "wet willy" in the first place
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Jose posted:t hats how i do it too You have your partner stick their sperm delivery system in your ear? Was that Octopus, henceforth, known as Paul? Bogus Adventure posted:
I'd feel the need to go get a toy or some sort of food to trade with the octopus after it worked so hard to bring that crab to me. He's probably like,"gently caress! Stop backing up you assholes. This is hard work. I'm just trying to give you a snack." I guess he could have been attempting to get a taste of human when they went for the crab? I think some octopodes put out lures. Gutter Phoenix posted:Octopus tries to steal scuba diver's camera: Duh. Octopuses hate the paparazzi. Bored fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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Mar 1, 2019 02:12
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this book about octopodes is really good https://www.audible.com/pd/Other-Minds-Audiobook/B06X9DK32S
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Mar 1, 2019 02:21
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This film is v.good https://www.oktapodi.com/
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Mar 1, 2019 02:32
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I'm still looking for the video of the tiny octopus breeding program. I found this while looking. https://youtu.be/V6K1kVUct24 BRB with a doodle of an octopus with candy and glowsticks.
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Mar 1, 2019 02:34
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you gotta post the whole thing, my man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OIXSdMVfSE
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Mar 1, 2019 02:51
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Moridin920 posted:Octopuses are underwater so they can't discover fire no matter how long they live Listen buddy, they would get more and more adventurous on land and would invent baggy aparatus to siphon water to breathe and eventually observe fire on one of their land expeditions and then poo poo is on. Also this'll probably happen in a few eons they'll go picking through our ruins and learn a valuable lesson about cooperation and then flee to Europa when the sun goes red giant there's my elevator script pitch
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Mar 1, 2019 03:01
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y'know TIDES? tides... is how we got on the land???
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lol but seriously I posted:y'know TIDES? tides... is how we got on the land??? i was born in a hospital OP
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Mar 1, 2019 03:16
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https://youtu.be/LPJaPZCwZo4 octop us
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Mar 1, 2019 03:23
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 Pretty cool language they got.
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Edgar posted:I think I saw a documentary on the discovery channel that octopuses roam the land in the future, even showing an animation of them swinging on trees like Tarzan, in the movie Tarzan. Also had spiders fattening up mice like pigs to eat. Oh man. I saw this so long ago and I've tried to talk about it with people and no one else had seen/heard of it. I was convinced that I made it up until this very moment. Not only did they show the monkey-looking ones swinging around in trees they had big fat short legged ones that roamed the forest floor eating up critters. drat strange that show.
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numberoneposter posted:why would you even touch let alone pick up an animal that enough poison to kill 28 people I have a strong, weird urge to pet dangerous animals. Like octopuses. And bears. And alligators. And eagles. And venomous snakes. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Mar 1, 2019 |
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Mar 1, 2019 04:05
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Bored posted:I'm still looking for the video of the tiny octopus breeding program. I found this while looking. That's pretty loving cool. Octopus + MDMA. My rat used to like MDMA.
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Lobotomy Bob posted:Oh man. I saw this so long ago and I've tried to talk about it with people and no one else had seen/heard of it. I was convinced that I made it up until this very moment. I found it. It had a lot of weird poo poo in it lol. Apparently was a mini series? I only saw this one tho https://youtu.be/Rbi8Jgx1CNE
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Mar 1, 2019 04:30
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Does an octopus start choking if he sucks up sand into his valve
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Mar 1, 2019 04:45
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Gutter Phoenix posted:LOL, this is great! if octopuses lived in more direct contact with people, they'd totally be like crows and intentionally steal our poo poo to get us to give them whatever octopi like in return
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Mar 1, 2019 05:11
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it's weird to think that we actually have no idea why octopuses are called octopuses. just one of life's mysteries
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Sometimes some squids like to fly out of the water. I recall seeing videos about this, shooting little jets of water to fly and landing in boats and poo poo, but apparently someone doesn't want us to know about this anymore  Anyway, it's true, here's an article https://phys.org/news/2013-02-bird-plane-squid.html
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Mar 1, 2019 12:37
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's weird to think that we actually have no idea why octopuses are called octopuses. just one of life's mysteries  Word Origin and History for octopus n. 1758, genus name of a type of eight-armed cephalopod mollusks, from Greek oktopous , literally "eight-footed," from okto "eight" (see eight) + pous "foot" (see foot (n.)). Proper plural is octopodes , though octopuses probably works better in English. Octopi is from mistaken assumption that -us in this word is the Latin noun ending that takes -i in plural.
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naem posted:https://youtu.be/LPJaPZCwZo4 someone set octop us the bomb
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Mar 1, 2019 13:17
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Spectre were the good guys come at me
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:
yeah that's a commonly held belief but it's actually not true
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yeah that's a commonly held belief but it's actually not true i should warn you, i often get VERY ANGRY when people obfuscate the origins of words. one time i even trashed an entire department store starting with the necktie section. it wasn't pretty, pal 
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Mar 1, 2019 14:26
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It's actually because they were first described in an untitled octavo opus. The description of the book ended up becoming synonymous with the creature therein and eventually got abbreviated to octopus.
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Mar 1, 2019 14:37
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Nine (9) loving brains?
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Mar 1, 2019 14:45
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Blow posted:Nine (9) loving brains? It's probably like balls, you can get by fine with just one, if you have more they get lazy or something.
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Mar 1, 2019 14:51
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I wanna get high with an octopus 
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wet willy
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Mar 1, 2019 16:18
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I thought they were named after their discoverer, noted scientist and maligned super-hero Otto Octavius.
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Svensken posted:I thought they were named after their discoverer, noted scientist and maligned super-hero Otto Octavius. Maybe he's the writer of the fabled octavo opus.
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Mar 1, 2019 16:57
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I've seen a dozen or so octopuses while diving, and I get really mad when other divers gently caress with them. When someone manages to pry an octopus out of its hidey-hole and it frantically tries to hide it feels like bullying to me.
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Moridin920 posted:Octopuses are underwater so they can't discover fire no matter how long they live ya but u know what works real well underwater? electricity. and some sea creatures have already harnessed its power. and now they wait.
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MMania posted:I've seen a dozen or so octopuses while diving, and I get really mad when other divers gently caress with them. When someone manages to pry an octopus out of its hidey-hole and it frantically tries to hide it feels like bullying to me. Sea Patrol will take care of this
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MMania posted:I've seen a dozen or so octopuses while diving, and I get really mad when other divers gently caress with them. When someone manages to pry an octopus out of its hidey-hole and it frantically tries to hide it feels like bullying to me. I've seen a dozen or so octopuses while driving, and I get really mad when other drivers gently caress with them. When someone manages to ram an octopus off the road and it frantically tries to escape its burning vehicle it feels like dangerous driving to me.
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Mar 2, 2019 05:35
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one time i saw an octopus and i was like 'hey man gimme five' and he was like 'wait'll you get a load of this'
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https://youtu.be/tBIiIub65fk Found it! Thanks, SWC. Octopus escort service. Also this is cute. A lady made friends with an octopus. But not,like, in an old, Japanese woodblock way. https://youtu.be/1twqEn8iHsk 
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Fun octopus fact: based on the cells in their retinas they are colour blind and no one really knows how they sense colour to camouflage themselves. It might be something to do with the polarization of light, or it might be that their skin is light sensitive and they actually use their ability to change colour as a filter to detect different colours with their skin.
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that is pretty cool it doesn't make much sense for an octopus to be eyeballing the color anyway. Seems like a pretty human-experience-centric way to think about it (IE that's how *we'd* do it if we could camouflage ourselves). For one thing the light refraction through the water they live in makes that a pretty difficult proposition. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 4, 2019 |
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