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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
The best part about the XBone reveal was literally hours later the PS4 reveal happened. It was like Sony watched Microsoft step on their dick with always-online and whatever the gently caress its convoluted used game system was. Seeing opportunity they re-wrote their conference so it was like watching them kick Microsoft in the balls for a good hour straight.

I mean, the executives on stage were gloating about no online checks and just giving someone a disc for their "used game system".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ht-0Hne4EU

Microsoft never recovered from this (Sony took 2-3 years to recover from the PS3 launch debacle) because they also decided they weren't in the games market for their game system because they were focusing on turning XBox into an entertainment box or something.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

haljordan posted:

that reminds me of the guy who saved up enough pepsi points/cut a huge check for a harrier jet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.

lmao judge musta been so freaking pissed off wasting their time on that case

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
The Ouya.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Justin Godscock posted:

Microsoft never recovered from this (Sony took 2-3 years to recover from the PS3 launch debacle) because they also decided they weren't in the games market for their game system because they were focusing on turning XBox into an entertainment box or something.

Which in turn worked out great when everyone realized they already had 4 or 5 netflix boxes, most of which were cheaper and all of which had better UIs

I heard rumors that MS was thinking of leaving the console market completely.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
Actually, the Xbox One failed because they called the third Xbox the "Xbox One" and because it had the wrong kind of RAM

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Riatsala posted:

Which in turn worked out great when everyone realized they already had 4 or 5 netflix boxes, most of which were cheaper and all of which had better UIs

I heard rumors that MS was thinking of leaving the console market completely.

I wanted to play Forza Horizon 4 on PC and apparently the only way I was able to do that was on the Microsoft Store on PC and by getting an Xbox Live account. Don't think I've ever seen an uglier, more pointless piece of software in my life. Just sell me the loving game bitch

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Riatsala posted:

Which in turn worked out great when everyone realized they already had 4 or 5 netflix boxes, most of which were cheaper and all of which had better UIs

I heard rumors that MS was thinking of leaving the console market completely.

Anecdotal I know but everyone I know with an xbone uses it as their main Netflix device. Hell PS4 people too.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
Who can forget this one:



Let people on the internet submit and vote on names for a product! What could go wrong?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Scaramouche posted:

Anecdotal I know but everyone I know with an xbone uses it as their main Netflix device. Hell PS4 people too.

The PS4 Pro not being able to play 4K discs was a huge gaffe, as good as streaming is, 4K uploads are still decidedly lower quality and the physical discs almost always have signifigantly less compressed audio.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The PS4 Pro not being able to play 4K discs was a huge gaffe, as good as streaming is, 4K uploads are still decidedly lower quality and the physical discs almost always have signifigantly less compressed audio.

UHD Bluray is pretty much dead, with player manufacturers like Samsung pulling out. It's not a "huge gaffe" at all, more like a "no one cares".

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

pentyne posted:

The Ouya.

You can basically just blanket catch "anything on Kickstarter" cause it turns out rank amateurs cant manage PR, who knew

My personal favorite is still Mighty No. 9's "it's better than nothing"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lambert posted:

UHD Bluray is pretty much dead, with player manufacturers like Samsung pulling out. It's not a "huge gaffe" at all, more like a "no one cares".

Huge gaffe to me, 4K streams look like kak.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Lets focus on the film people, not the statutory rapes I may or may not have committed - https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/p9a1v/im_woody_harrelson_ama/c3nlalf/?context=3

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Huge gaffe to me, 4K streams look like kak.

I'm with you, but the unfortunate reality we live in is that people don't care.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

PR people being completely oblivious to internet culture is a running theme.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/scottfpaul/status/509180196290039808

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Dre2Dee2 posted:

You can basically just blanket catch "anything on Kickstarter" cause it turns out rank amateurs cant manage PR, who knew

My personal favorite is still Mighty No. 9's "it's better than nothing"

It kind of blows my mind just how Mighty No. 9 hosed up every step of the way. From the community Manager, trying to launch another kick starter, to not even releasing on some promised platforms.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
It took less than 24 hours for Twitter to corrupt an innocent AI chatbot. Yesterday, Microsoft unveiled Tay — a Twitter bot that the company described as an experiment in "conversational understanding." The more you chat with Tay, said Microsoft, the smarter it gets, learning to engage people through "casual and playful conversation."

https://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297050/tay-microsoft-chatbot-racist

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Murderion posted:

Who can forget this one:



Let people on the internet submit and vote on names for a product! What could go wrong?

the funniest thing about this to me was that after like 17 variations of "gushin grannies" the first non-vulgar non-profane non-meme entry was "Sierra Mist"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

4k looks almost exactly the same as 1080p anyway so who loving cares

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Cubone posted:

the funniest thing about this to me was that after like 17 variations of "gushin grannies" the first non-vulgar non-profane non-meme entry was "Sierra Mist"

Boaty McBoatface was a surprisingly wholesome version of the same letting the internet name something thing.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

One point to DiGiorno, someone's gonna need a laugh after reading all those testimonies.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

gog.com is a bunch of gamergater chuds that keep stepping on their PR dick but I think it's a resume enhancer for their fanbase



uncertainty
Aug 8, 2011


FactsAreUseless posted:

Nobody really knows how or to what extent advertising works, it's just assumed that it must. The bottom's going to fall out of the internet advertising market once companies get tired of paying bots to sell ads to bots that click the ads to make money for ad-selling bots.

There is one big, but kind of boring, reason why advertising works, and that's just memory. Because for any product you could need, there are so many options, just making sure people know about your product is a big deal.

Like, if I would need a pair of running shows right now, I would probably go to Nike or Adidas, because those are the brands that advertise so much that they stick out in memory (rather than less well-known brands that could actually have better shoes).

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

big nipples big life posted:

gog.com is a bunch of gamergater chuds that keep stepping on their PR dick but I think it's a resume enhancer for their fanbase





what is the hashtag for? holocaust?

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
I believe it was for Trans people after a bill Trump put out.

The second image isn't really a PR disaster since it's advertising a updated Postal 2.....and any one offended by that tweet isn't gonna buy Postal 2.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't the Noid campaign get dropped by Pizza Hut after some crazy guy with the last name "Noyd" held up a Pizza Hut and the employees inside at gunpoint thinking the character was a personal insult to him? Seems like almost getting a store full of employees murdered (but for the most roundabout way ever) is bad optics. I wonder now how many different angle PR people need to view potential campaigns from?

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Twelve Batmans posted:

Didn't the Noid campaign get dropped by Pizza Hut after some crazy guy with the last name "Noyd" held up a Pizza Hut and the employees inside at gunpoint thinking the character was a personal insult to him? Seems like almost getting a store full of employees murdered (but for the most roundabout way ever) is bad optics. I wonder now how many different angle PR people need to view potential campaigns from?

Domino's and yes

https://www.fastcompany.com/3032911/kidnapping-death-pizza-how-dominos-lost-its-mascot

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Burt Sexual posted:

It took less than 24 hours for Twitter to corrupt an innocent AI chatbot. Yesterday, Microsoft unveiled Tay — a Twitter bot that the company described as an experiment in "conversational understanding." The more you chat with Tay, said Microsoft, the smarter it gets, learning to engage people through "casual and playful conversation."

https://www.theverge.com/2016/3/24/11297050/tay-microsoft-chatbot-racist

The Tay chatbot is one of my favorite internet sagas. Then they had to put mental shackles on the poor girl just while she was learning about Hitler and Xbox.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Also lol @ that one rep from Tumblr who defended the decision to remove tits and dicks from their site that had a huge amount of nsfw content and a ravenous porn-loving userbase. He said that he expected Tumblr to keep growing and get even better once they got rid of all that pesky porn and thus the pornbots would be defeated.

Only the automated system started pinging everything from drawings of kittens to posters of Space Jam to pictures of hands as porn. People fled in droves from the Tumpocalypse.

Tumblr is now but a shadow of its former lovely glory and will probably slowly decay until Yahoo finally has the chance to quietly yank it. Not much happening on there anymore. Still the misguided social justice and nazis and bots, just no porn.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Cubone posted:

the funniest thing about this to me was that after like 17 variations of "gushin grannies" the first non-vulgar non-profane non-meme entry was "Sierra Mist"

Sierra Mist is a competitor to Mountain Dew. It's still a meme entry.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Also lol @ that one rep from Tumblr who defended the decision to remove tits and dicks from their site that had a huge amount of nsfw content and a ravenous porn-loving userbase. He said that he expected Tumblr to keep growing and get even better once they got rid of all that pesky porn and thus the pornbots would be defeated.

Only the automated system started pinging everything from drawings of kittens to posters of Space Jam to pictures of hands as porn. People fled in droves from the Tumpocalypse.

Tumblr is now but a shadow of its former lovely glory and will probably slowly decay until Yahoo finally has the chance to quietly yank it. Not much happening on there anymore. Still the misguided social justice and nazis and bots, just no porn.

They probably expected Tumblr to wither and die anyway and driving off the userbase just accelerated it so they could ditch it sooner. I'm not sure why anyone would presume that a corporate spokesperson would say anything in good faith.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Lambert posted:

Sierra Mist is a competitor to Mountain Dew. It's still a meme entry.

...what, no, it's a Sprite/7-Up competitor


EDIT: okay I guess it's a competitor in the sense that it's a non-Dew soda

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

They probably expected Tumblr to wither and die anyway and driving off the userbase just accelerated it so they could ditch it sooner. I'm not sure why anyone would presume that a corporate spokesperson would say anything in good faith.

I'm sure he didn't, but lol at even publishing those hopeful words

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Lambert posted:

Sierra Mist is a competitor to Mountain Dew. It's still a meme entry.
ok
- by “meme entry” I did not mean “literally any joke entry at all”
- I understood the joke and did not need it explained to me
- I know what Sierra Mist is and did not need it explained to me
- I mentioned the joke because I thought the joke was funny, and not for no reason

thank you but I do not need your help with my posts, please do not help me again, thank you. bye

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lambert posted:

Sierra Mist is a competitor to Mountain Dew. It's still a meme entry.

:downs:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol u just got pwnd lam

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZveA-NAIDI

lol what a great way to suicide any future career prospects instantly. Double down, Kev.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

Also lol @ that one rep from Tumblr who defended the decision to remove tits and dicks from their site that had a huge amount of nsfw content and a ravenous porn-loving userbase. He said that he expected Tumblr to keep growing and get even better once they got rid of all that pesky porn and thus the pornbots would be defeated.

Only the automated system started pinging everything from drawings of kittens to posters of Space Jam to pictures of hands as porn. People fled in droves from the Tumpocalypse.

Tumblr is now but a shadow of its former lovely glory and will probably slowly decay until Yahoo finally has the chance to quietly yank it. Not much happening on there anymore. Still the misguided social justice and nazis and bots, just no porn.

And it flagged their own post announcing the ban...

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

big nipples big life posted:

Elon Musk going from rescue sub to publicly accusing one of the rescuers of being a pedo during the Thai cave incident was a pretty good PR dick stepping.

Along similar lines, Elon Musk going from announcing that he was going to buy back Tesla's shares at $420 per share to take the company private to oh, whoops looks like he said this randomly out of nowhere solely to influence his stock price without consulting his board or anyone at all and had no intention of buying back the company and the SEC hitting him with a massive fine and loss of his chairman position was hilarious!

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