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all major parties have laid out their final plans to end the conflict, and within the next 6 years, we will finally have achieved peace in space when I was a boy, the doctor told me, "peace in space is possible within your lifetime" well, now that day has come true. I can hardly believe it. at last, peace in space! wow! |
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That's really ridiculous, really crazy, really nutty if you ask me, ten years ago, I wouldn't have believed it, would have said "2050 if we're lucky." but 2025? Unbelievable.
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"Wanna hear a joke? How many brown dwarf stars does it take..." "No! Space peace is finally within our grasp, don't make those jokes anymore"
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Maybe this means space ghost can finally come back to his wife bjork |
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alnilam posted:Maybe this means space ghost can finally come back to his wife bjork 
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vanisher posted:"Wanna hear a joke? How many brown dwarf stars does it take..." alnilam posted:Maybe this means space ghost can finally come back to his wife bjork
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vanisher posted:"Wanna hear a joke? How many brown dwarf stars does it take..." Goons Are Great posted:Still loling about that joke about white dwarves and their hydrostatic equilibrium though They prefer to be called African-American holes, dad. |
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In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Scream, because you're not screaming, you're having a great time with all kinds of people, floating around and losing bone density together
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Mar 1, 2019 16:14
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as a gesture of unity, representatives of every nation launch their piss into space, coalescing together into a crystalline piss comet which inevitable shatters and permanently traps Earth in an orbital piss ring
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Mar 1, 2019 16:18
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Anyone want to build BYOB station? I just inherited an orbit around Ion that my grandfather bought 60 years ago and never used I'm thinking spin grav, "mag grav" is lame, and that new faux grav still feels off and uses way too much power especially that far from the system primary
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pixaal posted:Anyone want to build BYOB station? I just inherited an orbit around Ion that my grandfather bought 60 years ago and never used Yesss I love byob projects, they always get finished fully and in a timely manner. Can't wait to live in safety and chillness on the byob space station |
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Mar 1, 2019 16:24
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https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLZtw9ozeZ7s0Ga_9sDM |
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no no we've been saying x-germinate . . . we've been trying to get this indica x sativa hybrid up and running and we've finally cracked it . . . sorry for the weird voice but we've been hotboxing in these things for eons
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prank calling 1800 STAR PEACE bc of course there's no fighting to report. the operator on the other side appreciates the prank bc they barely ever get calls and they get bored sometimes |
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president of earth: my fellow earthicans, "star sixty-nine" . . . once, it was but a dream. today, no longer.
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Exoplanet GJ124745 is now confirmed to have exactly 420 moons, which officially is not the largest number of moons, but definitely the best one. Also, comparing farts to a supernova is cool again!
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*does a space 9/11*
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Breaking news the BYOB 1 and BYOB 2 stations have been hit by 2 phallic space ships in alcubierre warp. It is currently not known if they were off course at the time there are no survivors. The area is a no fly zone due to the unstable singularly. Ion's orbital stability is currently unknown. Jupiter's orbit should not be effected but other moons may be at risk if the singularity does not dissipate soon. We will keep you updated on this tragedy unfolds, currently it is being compared to the historic 11th of September terrorist attack. |
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Mar 2, 2019 21:42
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"space peace in our space-time" - space neville chamberlaine |
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watch space bush start a loving space war |
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the crown prince of space austro-hungary has been assassinated by a space serbian militant. the crowns of space europe are already setting their space war plans in motion |
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[ron perlman voice] space war... space war never changes |
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sitting in the space trench with my pards, playing the harmonica in the torchlight to pass the time. "how are you playing that with no air" one asks. I pause, confused. "Wait, what do you mean no ai-" i manage as my lungs empty anf my capillaries begin to burst. War is hell. |
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alnilam posted:sitting in the space trench with my pards, playing the harmonica in the torchlight to pass the time. "how are you playing that with no air" one asks. I pause, confused. "Wait, what do you mean no ai-" i manage as my lungs empty anf my capillaries begin to burst. War is hell. |
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Mar 2, 2019 22:30
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"i'm an independent celestial body" |
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i'm a sovereign space citizen excuse me space officer, i was not warp-driving. i was warp-TRAVELING there is a difference |
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Mummy Napkin posted:i'm a sovereign space citizen Traveller engines are banned in this sector and have been illegal to manufacture for the last 218 years in all of known space. You do know they give you super space alzheimers right? |
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"An elegant weapon, for a far more civilized time." Luke pushes a button and a mechanical arm extends about four feet from the handle. At the end a spring loaded mechanism folds out a torn fabric a big red peace sign printed on it. "Neat!" "Eh, how did father die?" "Old age, like the rest of them.." |
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I think it's cute how people talk about folding space and Einstein-Rosenberg bridges and all that stuff but I know the secret to SPACE ORIGAMI **folds space and time into a crane** viola! I'm everywhere at once!
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After fulfilling Han-Solo's life long dream of being frozen in carbonite *muffled sounds from inside the carbonite block* "mmf mmmph this is great!" Luke and Darth Vader are having a friendly meeting in a vent shaft underneath sky city "Ben Kenobi never told you about your father" "He told me enough, he told me old age killed him" "No, Luke, It was drugs, LSD killed your father" Luke is so surprised his hand falls off. |
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Stoner: I'm so high right now! Spacing Guild Navigator: Hold my bong... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Stoner: I'm so high right now! Put your bong inside the box |
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Fredrik1 posted:Put your bong inside the box The Gon Jabong- are you a cop, Paul Atreides? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Fredrik1 posted:Put your bong inside the box Splatmaster posted:The Gon Jabong- are you a cop, Paul Atreides? lol
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