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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
https://www.instagram.com/crocop1009/p/BueeR3TAJi0/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=mr6mxb2wk09b

Crocop or Croatian cop was one of my favorite fighters in MMA. He's oldschool having had been in K1 and pride, all the pre-UFC fighting circuits. But he had a stroke from getting kicked in the head a lot no doubt but he said on croat TV its not from fighting but from ?????

You be the judge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cdO0F7Gyag

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY_Crp4j2qs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The Los Angeles Rams lost the superbowl to the bullshit cheatin' pats :cry:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

The Los Angeles Rams lost the superbowl to the bullshit cheatin' pats :cry:

Both teams played a near perfect game, pats got a deeper playbook. :shrug:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


this guy's a genius. no wonder he was able to kick that other guy in his head until he became retareded.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hell Yeah posted:

this guy's a genius. no wonder he was able to kick that other guy in his head until he became retareded.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the only thing I know about cro cop is that he's so good at destroying human skulls that it can take their owners a while to realize it

here he is beating bob sapp with a left cross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOx9vRVVRQI&t=95s
if it doesn't look like a regular knockout, that's because it isn't, sapp is responding to the effects of a broken orbital bone. he had to have surgery later that night to remove the bone fragments. cro cop has broken 4 orbital bones in professional fights

and here he is committing a war crime on kazuyuki fujita's impossible head, and reacting with apparent alarm and confusion as fujita responds by trying to drown him in the cartoon river of blood that pours out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjAeAhTEVBE&t=22s
the glance that he shoots at the official cracks me up every time
"I'm pretty sure he's legally a cadaver. d... do I keep hitting it??"

get well soon, mirko skullbreaker

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Bob Sapp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7wUeUNKgDY

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
gently caress these clips are painful to watch. This "sport" is about testing your jelly brain against heavy impact, even football is less egregious.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress these clips are painful to watch. This "sport" is about testing your jelly brain against heavy impact, even football is less egregious.

watch clips of the first UFC's it'll blow your mind

originally the UFC wasn't "mixed martial arts" it was different martial arts vs. each other and it really showed how poo poo like karate and stuff like that is incapable of standing up to regular old grappling and striking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReG8XEKJmjQ

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

VikingSkull posted:

watch clips of the first UFC's it'll blow your mind

originally the UFC wasn't "mixed martial arts" it was different martial arts vs. each other and it really showed how poo poo like karate and stuff like that is incapable of standing up to regular old grappling and striking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReG8XEKJmjQ

Yeah I've seen a bunch of it. It's worse than deadly industrial accidents at times.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They should go back to bareknuckle boxing.



anyway I like this dude

quote:

Yi Long (Chinese: 一龙; pinyin: yī lóng), birth name Liu Xingjun (Chinese: 刘星君; pinyin: Liú Xīngjūn),[2] is a Chinese Wushu and Sanshou kickboxer who competes in the Super Welterweight, Welterweight and Super Middleweight divisions.

Born in Dezhou, Shandong,[2] Yi is self-trained in Shaolin Kung Fu.[3]

he just fuckin lets people hit him in the face repeatedly it owns

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Mar 1, 2019

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


is this a fetish video for guys who like to watch real big guys beat the poo poo out of guys at least 80 lbs lighter than them?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Hell Yeah posted:

is this a fetish video for guys who like to watch real big guys beat the poo poo out of guys at least 80 lbs lighter than them?

japan is weird

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah I've seen a bunch of it. It's worse than deadly industrial accidents at times.

it was a big deal back in the day, I was like 13 when the first UFC happened and was raised on 80's action flicks

imagine my surprise when the ninjitsu trained guy got completely housed by a glorified bar fighter

turns out you can train for 30 years and never get punched in the face and easily lose to a dude who has been trained by getting hit in the face for 30 years

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
also K1 fights in general own

VikingSkull posted:

it was a big deal back in the day, I was like 13 when the first UFC happened and was raised on 80's action flicks

imagine my surprise when the ninjitsu trained guy got completely housed by a glorified bar fighter

turns out you can train for 30 years and never get punched in the face and easily lose to a dude who has been trained by getting hit in the face for 30 years

you should check out li yong, I don't think he's actually a monk as billed or whatever but dude just gets hit in the face repeatedly it owns and he has a p sick record

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Mar 1, 2019

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiyOeUdDhlE

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
this is what the first UFC looked like lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jid5GNXZUk

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
MMA is like Bum Fights but somehow even more incoherent and cruel.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
how to win at early UFC

punch his nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhHoeSc9CrE

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Colonel Cancer posted:

gently caress these clips are painful to watch. This "sport" is about testing your jelly brain against heavy impact, even football is less egregious.
not all the time!

search for "shinya aoki" if you want to see a tiny, impolite octopus breaking people's limbs

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

The dude getting his nuts destroyed is the guy that played Random Task in Austin Powers!

Unrelated, he is currently serving a life sentence for rape, manslaughter, and torture.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pneub posted:

The dude getting his nuts destroyed is the guy that played Random Task in Austin Powers!

Unrelated, he is currently serving a life sentence for rape, manslaughter, and torture.

Random Task, show them what it is that you do.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
My favorite knock out of all time, via the Iron Cross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QaZYB-xzA

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Stark Fist posted:

My favorite knock out of all time, via the Iron Cross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QaZYB-xzA

Yesssss

This is also why 12 to 6 elbows are illegal. I like when tank Abbot KOs some guy and he crumples like a sack of poo poo against the cage. I'll try to find the video.

Also anything with TRT addled Vitor Belfort is awesome

Couldn't find the one I'm thinking of but I found 50 seconds of tank Abbot punching to some horrendous metal and it's really all that fat gently caress deserves

https://youtu.be/dTrh8gFSqOo

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Glenn Quebec posted:

Yesssss

This is also why 12 to 6 elbows are illegal. I like when tank Abbot KOs some guy and he crumples like a sack of poo poo against the cage. I'll try to find the video.

Also anything with TRT addled Vitor Belfort is awesome

Couldn't find the one I'm thinking of but I found 50 seconds of tank Abbot punching to some horrendous metal and it's really all that fat gently caress deserves

https://youtu.be/dTrh8gFSqOo

Lmao when he immitates the knocked out dude

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
do the fighters ever go nuts and start fighting the refs?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

VikingSkull posted:

watch clips of the first UFC's it'll blow your mind

originally the UFC wasn't "mixed martial arts" it was different martial arts vs. each other and it really showed how poo poo like karate and stuff like that is incapable of standing up to regular old grappling and striking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReG8XEKJmjQ

Seanbaby once quipped that watching his first UFC fight made him realize all of his fancy karate moves would only be good for attracting ladies.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

do the fighters ever go nuts and start fighting the refs?

Usually it's knocked out guys that groggily go for a takedown after they have been rescued.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

They should go back to bareknuckle boxing.



anyway I like this dude


he just fuckin lets people hit him in the face repeatedly it owns

I appreciate you not posting a video. That saves me the hassle of caring about whoever you’re talking about.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Stark Fist posted:

My favorite knock out of all time, via the Iron Cross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QaZYB-xzA

holy balls lmao

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Stark Fist posted:

My favorite knock out of all time, via the Iron Cross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QaZYB-xzA

Goodridge was probably the first "MMA" dude that showed up in that tournament

he has CTE now

interwhat posted:

Lmao when he immitates the knocked out dude

he's not mocking an unconscious dude, he's mocking a seizure

VikingSkull fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Mar 2, 2019

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
These fellas are cruisin' for a bruisin if you ask me

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

My favorite old MMA moment was when Kevin Randleman suplexed Fedor directly onto his head. It was an incredible move that would have killed or crippled a normal human and should have gone down as one of the most brutal knockouts in history. Instead Fedor just shrugs it off and goes on to beat Randelman with a submission.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDtgY22wYis

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Sydney Swans footballer Daryn Cresswell dislocated his kneecap during a game. Rather than seek professional help, he sat on the ground and slapped it back in himself. Live on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNP5HG1zN8w

and for fun

Richmond Footballer Nathan Brown breaks his leg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2yxGK5ZZw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Slamball had the best injuries of any sport

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this thread does not make me regret my decision to not be punched in the face and balls for a living

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
This is Geoff Bodine



He flipped his truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmT3gQQdJm4

He lived, somehow

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Who's that one MMA guy, a Russian I think, who looks like a dive bar bouncer that wandered into a boxing ring and is just bored by the whole thing

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End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
i want old school ufc to come back. everything vs everything, no weight classes. its anime as gently caress

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