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There were 2 gross leg breaks in the NFL this year. (There were probably more) Alex Smith. For a while they weren't sure if he would loose his foot or not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTEJVkFc2Kc&t=10s Allen Hurns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I20iKREE180&t=9s You can see the bone snap in slow-mo if that's your thing.
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Glenn Quebec posted:I feel like this goes without saying but this whole thread is massively NWS. so tragic. that guy made his career kicking the everlasting gently caress out of dudes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGD0qxRSmjU
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If you're going to get annoyed about putting sport in quotation marks when it comes to "mma" you should probably get similarly annoyed when people do the same thing with overwatch or the NBA video game league, considering both of those now get more unironic coverage in major sports magazines such as Sports Illustrated than the boring-town UFC does e: this is a poll of sports industry people that appeared in the actual print magazine, random regular people were not allowed to vote in this. also it was taken during overwatch's off-season  also overwatch is on an actual television channel, not the netflix-lite UFC is stuck with Ad by Khad fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Mar 5, 2019 |
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Got hit in the face with a fastball and didnt even go down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8S2kXBmRGk
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extra row of teeth posted:EDIT ^^^ the aftermath was absolutely tragic, but that fight was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I was in tears, it was just so bad Roy Nelson owns, and has the ultimate fighting technique: knock down your opponent, put your fat gut over his face, and punch the hell out of the top of his head until he taps or gets KO'd. His fight versus Kimbo Slice is one of the greatest things to ever come out of The Ultimate Fighter show. Sadly, this is the best version I can find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyKQq-zldsE
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old ufc owns and shows that the ultimate martial art is just punching the poo poo out of a guys face until he forgets how to be alive modern ufc is watching two extremely boring men roll around (or just one of them runs away constantly) until one of them is disqualified for striking one millimeter to the left of where is legal
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bring back koppu kicks, ufc, my hometown hero uses them in actual fights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJsTv3ypGxI harold is out of jail now, he is perfectly suited to fight the UFC LHW champion who is also out of jail now
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Ad by Khad posted:bring back koppu kicks, ufc, my hometown hero uses them in actual fights Harold Howard is so tough that Royce Gracie was afraid to fight him. He was then defeated by the coward Steve Jennum who was just thrown into the final because there was no one left who was originally in the tournament. Its amazing how long it took UFC to get rid of the three to four fights in a night tournament.
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Mar 5, 2019 13:57
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Also here is the clip of Tank Abbott knocking Steve Nelmark's soul from his body. I remember seeing it live and thinking that I had just witnessed a man die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JwAK-Ollg
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Mar 5, 2019 14:10
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Also here is the clip of Tank Abbott knocking Steve Nelmark's soul from his body. I remember seeing it live and thinking that I had just witnessed a man die. Yesssss! This was the first UFC match I saw courtesy of my brother in law's old UFC VHS.
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I dunno if this one is horrifying so much as it is bizarre, but let's look at Tennis for a second. Nothing horrific happens in Tennis, right? In the 1983 US Open, Stefan Edberg (R) had a serve go awry. It resulted in the death of linesman Dick Wertheim. drat, a dude hit the ball so hard he killed a guy?! ...Edberg's serve nailed Wertheim straight in the groin. He collapsed out of the chair and cranked his head off the ground, which was what actually killed him.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I dunno if this one is horrifying so much as it is bizarre, but let's look at Tennis for a second. Nothing horrific happens in Tennis, right? LMAO holy poo poo. Imagine the moments before your death is a Simpson style aughh my groin before collapsing off your tennis tree stand chair and onto your head.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Roy Nelson owns, and has the ultimate fighting technique: knock down your opponent, put your fat gut over his face, and punch the hell out of the top of his head until he taps or gets KO'd. Rampage talking about that fight always slaughters me. Something to the effect of "Him laying on him is like the moon fell on him. What you gonna do when the moon fall on you"
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olylifter posted:I defy anyone to deny that after watching the spectacle that was Kimbo v Dada 5000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqkX2B1NII4 - just two masters of the sport displaying peak MMA. Dada's heart stopped twice after that fight. I like to introduce it to people as the only time two men fighting resulted in three deaths. Even in hindsight, the "KO" punch is still the funniest poo poo ever. It's like one of those anime punches where just the shockwave can render a man unconscious.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Roy Nelson owns, and has the ultimate fighting technique: knock down your opponent, put your fat gut over his face, and punch the hell out of the top of his head until he taps or gets KO'd. I won a hundred bucks on that fight from some dude who thought Kimbo Slice was the greatest fighter in the world based on his barbecue fight videos. I used the proceeds to buy an av for a guy here who made fun of me for betting on mma. One of my fonder forums memories The Dregs fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Mar 5, 2019 |
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olylifter posted:Rampage talking about that fight always slaughters me. Something to the effect of "Him laying on him is like the moon fell on him. What you gonna do when the moon fall on you" That was the greatest season of TUF, and probably the best moment in the entire show, lol The Dregs posted:I won a hundred bucks on that fight from some dude who thought Kimbo Slice was the greatest fighter in the world based on his barbecue fight videos. I used the proceeds to buy an av for a guy here who made fun of me for betting on mma. One of my fonder forums memories 
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LadyPictureShow posted:I dunno if this one is horrifying so much as it is bizarre, but let's look at Tennis for a second. Nothing horrific happens in Tennis, right? I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I am but loving lol the dude's name was even Dick you live by the Dick, you die by the Dick
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LadyPictureShow posted:I dunno if this one is horrifying so much as it is bizarre, but let's look at Tennis for a second. Nothing horrific happens in Tennis, right? This is incredible! I've never heard of this but I fell like everyone should be made aware of it.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Advanced means better. Right?
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Solice Kirsk posted:The most intense stare down of all time: drat it. I was hoping you were going to post this one so I could post that one afterwards. Yours is so  .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8FdrmVekc
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Ad by Khad posted:If you're going to get annoyed about putting sport in quotation marks when it comes to "mma" you should probably get similarly annoyed when people do the same thing with overwatch or the NBA video game league, considering both of those now get more unironic coverage in major sports magazines such as Sports Illustrated than the boring-town UFC does shut up nerd That's like saying chess players are athletes.
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Mar 5, 2019 23:34
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Also here is the clip of Tank Abbott knocking Steve Nelmark's soul from his body. I remember seeing it live and thinking that I had just witnessed a man die. This is Ben Rothwell. He taught me how to punch and kick people. https://i.imgur.com/W80VWNA.gifv https://i.imgur.com/7bR0LD6.gifv
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Pennywise the Frown posted:shut up nerd In some countries the really good ones are treated like athletes, steroids and all
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Ad by Khad posted:In some countries the really good ones are treated like athletes, steroids and all Yeah I'm just giving you poo poo. I suppose it's a sport, but I'd just call it a competition because the term "sport" usually means athletics. But this thread has an injury aspect to it and I find it pretty hilarious about eSports injuries. NO MY FINGER.... IT'S GETTING CHAPPED!!!!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Yeah I'm just giving you poo poo. I suppose it's a sport, but I'd just call it a competition because the term "sport" usually means athletics. There's nothing hilarious about carpal tunnel syndrome 
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Mar 6, 2019 00:57
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This is Ben Rothwell. He taught me how to punch and kick people. Jesus he got punched in the throat. I'd be reaching up like I was drowning too.
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Into the shadow realm Shaub went only to resurface as a garbage stand up comedian.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This is Ben Rothwell. He taught me how to punch and kick people. wow cool, a bunch of wild flailing shots that managed to all miss 
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Missed shots don't generally produce the fencing response.
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DUMB-DICK-DUMB-gently caress posted:wow cool, a bunch of wild flailing shots that managed to all miss
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I see 3 shots that hit... out of 3.  You don't have to get hit in the face in order to gently caress your world up.
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  and let us never forget this clash of titans: 
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I met Shonie Carter in Vegas before UFC 100. I shook his hand and asked if he'd take a picture pretending to hit me with a backfist. He chuckled and said no. He had on really big sunglasses. That's my Shonie Carter story.
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Ka0 posted:Wrasslin' may be fake but Big Van Vader was the real deal. Real smelly deal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsCezcEeZY
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LadyPictureShow posted:Malarchuk is the second most horrifying sports injuries I've seen, and it was kind of sheer chance he actually survived. Their athletic trainer was a Vietnam War combat medic so he knew how to deal with the injury. Please tell me this lead to them having fire marshals on both sides of the track now?
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Cyberpope v2 posted:Sorry but in terms of racing Zenardi's wins hands down. Dying instantly isn't that bad. Don MacTavish I won't link the video here but enough people will be curious enough to enter that name into YouTube
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Three pages and nobody mentioned Buck Shelford yet?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvy32d-jk4E Wikipedia posted:Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game. So in one game, the guy lost a few teeth, had his scrotum torn open with one testicle hanging out, had it stitched and went on playing. 
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Yeah I'm just giving you poo poo. I suppose it's a sport, but I'd just call it a competition because the term "sport" usually means athletics. shadder2k is one of the greatest Genji players ever who has had his career basically destroyed such that he is only a maybe for ever getting to return to pro overwatch before he gets too old and his reflexes slip, because of his debilitating carpal tunnel from practicing 12-18 hours a day
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