MLS March GDT - One Cup, One Shield, One Santos

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfeVoGgVdI0

Not going to post the standings, because duh.

Nationally () Televised Games (all times EST)

Saturday, March 2
Orlando City vs. NYCFC, 2:30 p.m. (Univision, Twitter)
LA Galaxy vs. Chicago Fire, 8 p.m. (FS1)
Seattle Sounders vs. FC Cincinatti, 10 p.m. (FS1)

Sunday, March 3
DC United vs. Atlanta United, 6 pm. (ESPN)
LAFC vs. Sporting KC, 8:30 p.m. (ESPN)

Saturday, March 9
FC Dallas vs. LA Galaxy, 3:30 p.m. (Univision, Twitter)

Sunday, March 10
Atlanta United vs. FC Cincinnati, 5 p.m. (ESPN, ESPN Deportes)
LAFC vs. Portland Timbers, 7:30 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Saturday, March 16
New York Red Bulls vs. San Jose Earthquakes, 3:30 p.m. (Univision, Twitter)

Sunday, March 17
New York City FC vs. LAFC, 3 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)
FC Cincinnati at Portland Timbers, 5 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)

Saturday, March 23
FC Dallas vs. Colorado Rapids, 4:30 p.m. (UniMas, Twitter)

Saturday, March 30
San Jose Earthquakes vs. LAFC, 3:30 p.m. (Univision, Twitter)

Sunday, March 31
Orlando City vs. DC United, 6:30 p.m. (FS1, Fox Deportes)
LA Galaxy vs. Portland Timbers, 9 p.m. (ESPN2, ESPN Deportes)

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Mar 2, 2019

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TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

God drat, I hate twitter games.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 18:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

conditions for the Rapids - Timbers game should be...interesting

# ? Mar 2, 2019 18:42

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

LET'S GO SOCCER

# ? Mar 2, 2019 18:56

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

i hope the goals happen today

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:04

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

did someone say soccer :getin:

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:05

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

hopefully TFC plays better than they did against Panama

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Andre Blake :stare:

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What a weak-rear end PK attempt.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:42

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

TFC is loving trash at finishing

except bradley apparently

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I guess "just leave the guy running to the penalty spot unmarked" is still a bad defensive strategy, even if that runner is Michael Bradley.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:59

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Michael Bradley currently the league's leading goalscorer.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

Michael Bradley currently the league's leading goalscorer.

hosed up if true

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:14

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

A Bradley goal and red card in the first game of the season would be very funny.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What the gently caress Philly?

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:32

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Bradley!

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:32

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

TwoStepBoog posted:

Michael Bradley currently the league's leading goalscorer.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:32

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

lmao

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:32

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Remember when I said I wouldn't know what to do if Philly was interesting?

Well, I don't have to worry anymore.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:36

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

I guess "just leave the guy running to the penalty spot unmarked" is still a bad defensive strategy, even if that runner is Michael Bradley.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:36

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

I don't care for Jonathan Osorio

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That's way more a handball than the last one.

That's way more a PK attempt than the last one.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:42

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

I missed you MLS :allears:

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:46

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Holy gently caress that was close

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:47

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

gently caress Orlando above all others.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:48

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Not sure if I'm watching TFC-Union or Maple Leafs-Flyers

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:50

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Your Boy Fancy posted:

gently caress Orlando above all others.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:51

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Watched Orlando - New York long enough to see NYCFC score and I think I'm done

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Maybe they'll break 80 conceded this year

# ? Mar 2, 2019 20:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Philly

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:04

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Phili have away games at SKC and Atlanta next. I have a feeling they are going to lose both.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:08

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

in light of recent events i will reluctantly accept a two goal away win to start the season

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:08

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

also

TwoStepBoog posted:

Michael Bradley currently the league's leading goalscorer.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Can't believe the refs had to burn a sub so early. That's really going to make things interesting in the second half.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:15

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Good for Nick DeLeon for opening his account against a team nobody likes

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:16

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Wait, Rowe is starting for Orlando this season?

Oh.

Oh dear.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:25

Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Orlando will give up 100 goals this year and I will make fully indecent noises for every single one

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:27

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

Wait, Rowe is starting for Orlando this season?

Oh.

Oh dear.

I mean, it's not like putting Neuer or de Gea back there would make things that much better for Orlando.

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:32

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

I'm glad Orlando are still terrible

# ? Mar 2, 2019 21:49

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Your Boy Fancy: Feb 7, 2003; by Cyrano4747

Sean Johnson for America...?

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