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MrMojok
Jan 27, 2011



Robert Facepalmer posted:

Thanks, OSHA thread!

Come on, now. Who among us has not drawn themselves as the hero in their own comic book

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

Just a poor man's Park Ji Sung

Leapord


man actors got to use actual flame throwers and got squibbed all the time back in the day, why the gently caress would anyone want to be a succesful actor these days

polynominal-c
Jan 18, 2003



Eau de MacGowan posted:

man actors got to use actual flame throwers and got squibbed all the time back in the day, why the gently caress would anyone want to be a succesful actor these days

Yeah, the flamethrower part is cool, but they had to fight actual dangerous alien creatures too.

In too small underwear.

polynominal-c
Jan 18, 2003



.nm.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019





polynominal-c posted:

Yeah, the flamethrower part is cool, but they had to fight actual dangerous alien creatures too.

In too small underwear.

I mean they had handlers.

Just thinking about them doing their jobs about as well as the raptor crew at the local Jurassic Park.



Unrelated from the PYF fan art thread:

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



I like Jones side-eyeing the rest of the crew like ďthese bitches gonna get me killed, I just know itĒ

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


It's been more than 24 hrs since a goon has had thoughts of Aliens, we should all repent of our sins and post.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


We should all be ashamed.

polynominal-c
Jan 18, 2003



We are just not perfect organisms.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




all of these video games depicting humans trying to survive against the aliens

give me a Jones centric game already

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

I haven't read this whole thread but its like 7000 posts long. What are the best posts in it?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Happy Birthday Burke, 65 today.

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Ya like Little Wayne?


Vim Fuego posted:

I haven't read this whole thread but its like 7000 posts long. What are the best posts in it?

Donuts and horniness.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Vim Fuego posted:

I haven't read this whole thread but its like 7000 posts long. What are the best posts in it?

skasion posted:

The predator in Predator 2 is indeed a moron. I like to think of him as the equivalent of fat middle-American dentists who go on safari and get eaten by lions; in that case, the actions of his fellow predators at the end of that movie are tantamount to your hunting buddies thinking so little of you they give the lion a medal.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Code Jockey posted:

all of these video games depicting humans trying to survive against the aliens

give me a Jones centric game already



Alien: Catlateral Damage

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Code Jockey posted:

all of these video games depicting humans trying to survive against the aliens

give me a Jones centric game already
40+ hours of sneaking around in airducts. Then an alien shows up.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



More like 40+ hours of hanging out with the Alien and then ďacting scaredĒ in order to lure some idiot sucker humans to their deaths.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Robert Facepalmer posted:

Thanks, OSHA thread!

https://twitter.com/TheGr8Aspie/status/1376920610182459401

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!



This is what happens when you've allowed your cat to watch Alien one too many times.

It knows it has to strike first.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.


Yams Fan

Oh man Iím gonna pour one out for King Of The Squibs:

https://youtu.be/ZFvqDaFpXeM

And if you and friends never tried an Ďindependent filmí shoot, a blasting cap under a blood filled rubber loving HURTS.

In retrospect, where the hell did that dude get a blasting cap, and why didnít he put something under it?

Remulak fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Mar 31, 2021

MrMojok
Jan 27, 2011



Remulak posted:

Oh man Iím gonna pour one out for King Of The Squibs:

https://youtu.be/ZFvqDaFpXeM

And if you and friends never tried an Ďindependent filmí shoot, a blasting cap under a blood filled rubber loving HURTS.

In retrospect, where the hell did that dude get a blasting cap, and why didnít he put something under it?

I just love how 209 keeps firing long after the guy is clearly dead, no intention of stopping ever

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.


Yams Fan

MrMojok posted:

I just love how 209 keeps firing long after the guy is clearly dead, no intention of stopping ever

Also it doesnít react to threatening a civilian with a gun. It only reacts to threatening a giant armored literally unkillable police robot.

Robocop is DEEP.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


MrMojok posted:

I just love how 209 keeps firing long after the guy is clearly dead, no intention of stopping ever

The person asking for an ambulance/medics just kills me. What medical treatment is there for soup.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Iron Crowned posted:



Alien: Catlateral Damage

YES


Splicer posted:

40+ hours of sneaking around in airducts. Then an alien shows up.

I would play this and I would love this.



I immediately imagined this as the art in a two-page 90s EGM style ad for this hypothetical Jones vs. Alien game. "Take a bite out of it, before it takes a bite out of you. Jones Vs. Alien, on Jaguar CD, Sega CD and 3DO."

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

Torquemada posted:

What medical treatment is there for soup.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

Code Jockey posted:

YES


I would play this and I would love this.


I immediately imagined this as the art in a two-page 90s EGM style ad for this hypothetical Jones vs. Alien game. "Take a bite out of it, before it takes a bite out of you. Jones Vs. Alien, on Jaguar CD, Sega CD and 3DO."

Reskin of untitled goose game where you're the cat on the spaceship/colony and instead of quaint villagers getting confused its crewman being murdered by the alien/hunted by predators

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Remulak posted:

Oh man Iím gonna pour one out for King Of The Squibs:

https://youtu.be/ZFvqDaFpXeM

And if you and friends never tried an Ďindependent filmí shoot, a blasting cap under a blood filled rubber loving HURTS.

In retrospect, where the hell did that dude get a blasting cap, and why didnít he put something under it?

I love that scene and the director's cut is so much better.

Also....

"Does somebody want to call a god drat paramedic?" lol, yeah ok buddy

edit:

Torquemada posted:

The person asking for an ambulance/medics just kills me. What medical treatment is there for soup.

I need to read the rest of the comments

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Torquemada posted:

The person asking for an ambulance/medics just kills me. What medical treatment is there for soup.
Why didn't they make him into another robocop?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



MrMojok posted:

I just love how 209 keeps firing long after the guy is clearly dead, no intention of stopping ever

It's just the Advanced Police AI kicking in...

Just when the NYPD shoots a random immigrant in NYC 300 times...

For comparison in Germany for their Police Department I think there were a 165 bullets fired in a entire year.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Splicer posted:

Why didn't they make him into another robocop?

Someone should have checked his pulse to see if he was a good candidate.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.


Yams Fan

Splicer posted:

Why didn't they make him into another robocop?
Oh poo poo that's one hell of a pitch.

Edit - last ight I fell down a yt hole of 'Tribute to Squib' videos. There really are some great things about The Internet, I don't care what other people say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba-IxExvKb0

Remulak fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Mar 31, 2021

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


A squibute if you will.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

Remulak posted:

Oh poo poo that's one hell of a pitch.

Edit - last ight I fell down a yt hole of 'Tribute to Squib' videos. There really are some great things about The Internet, I don't care what other people say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba-IxExvKb0

This made me very happy.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Iíve been thinking about Aliens for all the wrong reasons, courtesy of the CineD version of this thread.

What Iím saying is you guys are chill and cool and I like it, keep on rocking.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I could only imagine what they do in CineD and the assumed fighting going on.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE






Illegal Hen

I like to think CineD is all "No you see, the alien is asexual and implying there's rape allusions is just projecting. "

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004



Android Apocalypse posted:

I like to think CineD is all "No you see, the alien is asexual and implying there's rape allusions is just projecting. "

Some people have strong opinions about whoís cooking eggs.

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007




Android Apocalypse posted:

I like to think CineD is all "No you see, the alien is asexual and implying there's rape allusions is just projecting. "

my god it's full of prometheus defenders

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