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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Saturday nights all right for a party
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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 Saturday nights all right all right all right

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A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Soon, I will be dead

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Sometimes, I poast. It just happens. Theres no cosmic greater reason for things really. Its all just a bunch of poo poo swirling around. And this is just a pöst.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY

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Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

 :toot: :peanut: :birddrugs: :justpost: :gary: :yarg: :toot:

Party everywhere!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY
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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 It's my wife's birthday that's right she's 18 now just kidding she's 27 and old

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sid Vicious posted:

It's my wife's birthday that's right she's 18 now just kidding she's 27 and old

He basically didnt do poo poo for her birthday, lol

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Sid Vicious posted:

It's my wife's birthday that's right she's 18 now just kidding she's 27 and old

she single?

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Playing video game.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Dennis System posted:

Playing video game.

Jealous.

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Maybe jerk off to cam show of Lexi Belle in Bowsette costume.

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


 Not sure what you’re talking about OP, it’s Sunday morning

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Nathilus posted:

He basically didnt do poo poo for her birthday, lol

I'll have you know I'm letting her get drunk and taking care.of the baby tonight

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
an online forum is the best Saturday night. (Wife/kids out of the house)

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Burt Sexual posted:

an online forum is the best Saturday night. (Wife/kids out of the house)

Let play

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My friends are hosting a murder mystery party tonight. I just went cold turkey on my zoloft pills so i'm in the pits and don't want to deal with people for the next 6 months!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Edgar posted:

My friends are hosting a murder mystery party tonight. I just went cold turkey on my zoloft pills so i'm in the pits and don't want to deal with people for the next 6 months!

Maybe you can commit suicide and make it look like part of the murder mystery party, if that is something you would want to do

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

Saturday nights all right all right all right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac

I bet this guy has never even been to a LAN party.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

I bet this guy has never even been to a LAN party.

i am fairly sure he doesn't know what that means but he would like to be invited to one

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


 Time to get the boys together and get rowdy because it's officially NATURDAY FELLAS
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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

 eat my entire rear end op

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SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
 But I already got high :T

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

eat my entire rear end op

That’s later in the party. Slow up dude. Have some chips and dip. Beers in the cooler out back.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s later in the party. Slow up dude. Have some chips and dip. Beers in the cooler out back.

right. calm down. leave your keys in the bowl

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Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.
It’s no Friday night but still pretty ok I guess.

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SD87
Jun 7, 2011
 Im waiting for saturday night live to start. Thx for asking

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s later in the party. Slow up dude. Have some chips and dip. Beers in the cooler out back.

:hmmyes:

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
 *rips off pants in one swift motion*

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mnoba posted:

*rips off pants in one swift motion*

could an alien do that?

probably, but would they?

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

could an alien do that?

probably, but would they?

guessin yea

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

guessin yea

aliens are loving weirdos

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 I'm farting into a decibel meter and the best I've gotten so far is a 94 which is less noise than a subway train.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 I'm high on marijuana and I'm playing just dance 18

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 I got my finger up my rear end, LET'S PARTY!!!

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

I'll have you know I'm letting her get drunk and taking care.of the baby tonight

So... she's out getting sloppy drunk and bangin' other dudes while you're at home ignoring your baby and shitposting on the awful forums?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LabyaMynora posted:

I got my finger up my rear end, LET'S PARTY!!!

one finger up your rear end does not constitute a party

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

 i'll pull your hog off with a pair of needle nosed pliers

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