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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwIk0hUmzk8

Click the vid NOW to be one of the first 300 people to watch it!

Are you ready for a RADICAL CENTRIST? Someone ready to run as a PRAGMATIC PROGRESSIVE? Someone who created a PAC called GIDDY UP?

Someone who is COOL ENOUGH to have owned a BARPUB?



Well, look no further than Mr. Hickenlooper, who just announced his campaign with the most inspiring words yet in the 2020 race - “I’m running for president because we need dreamers in Washington, but we also need to get things done”


Even 538 is aboard the HickenHype-erLoop Train


Boasting a powerful hex chart, Mr. Hickenlooper is sure to appeal to every Millenial Party Loyalist coast to coast - AND EVERYWHERE INBETWEEN


He's a Geologist - and that ROCKS.

He oversaw the successful recovery of Colorado's economy, and opposed that terrible marijuana legalization bill that only harmed the wonderful economy that Mr. Hickenlooper created.



So all aboard! Toot toot!

This thread is for supporters of Mr. Hickenlooper ONLY. Please do not bring your Bully status in to this thread - we will stand up to you, just like Mr. Hickenlooper himself!

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I'm loopy for a hicky

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
in the unlikely event that any record of these messages survives a century from now, this thread will cause future historians some headaches

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

in the unlikely event that any record of these messages survives a century from now, this thread will cause future historians some headaches

There's going to be a whole historical field in the future that just tries to determine which primary sources are ironic and which aren't.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

in the unlikely event that any record of these messages survives a century from now, this thread will cause future historians some headaches

Most likely confusion will be after reviewing historical record of Jeb!.

Why did future candidates try to emulate his campaign?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DickandSharon/status/1102559705069690880

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
your misuse of the word hex is driving me bonkers

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm full dick-in-pooper for Hickenlooper

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



power word- Jeb! posted:

your misuse of the word hex is driving me bonkers

hey I cant count - but you know who you can count ON? Mr. Hickenlooper as president.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Had to double check that his name is John

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The whole bragging about being a small business owner/entrepreneur was a good red flag by itself.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]




shame to see this type of hateful rhetoric from a moderator

VVVVVVVVV Mods?????????????

Skyl3lazer has issued a correction as of 15:37 on Mar 4, 2019

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
more like john lickenpooper lol

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Fresh off the Hickenloop Presses, we have an interview with ABC!

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1102568358665441280

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1102569048318058496?s=21
Can’t believe nobody has thought of this yet

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



more like hickenpooper

cnut
May 3, 2016

Lickherpooper

Liquorpooper

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i smiled at mitch mcconnell and said "please" and he's a democrat now

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Dr Cheeto posted:

more like john lickenpooper lol

coming out in favor of rear end eating is his only chance with millennials

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how do i get a job as one of his data people it seems a great grift

Carl Von Awesomwitz
May 2, 2006

Sisko Lied, Romulans Died
I am looking forward to seeing a local colorado elite humiliated on a national stage, it almost makes up for the complete lack of affordable housing here.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

538 awarding pity points for millennials as consolation for being a candidate with four dump stats on the wonk pentagon.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

He wants to utilize the same abusive tactics he used as a small business restaurant owner in DC...

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
stan's dad

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

etalian posted:

He wants to utilize the same abusive tactics he used as a small business restaurant owner in DC...

his canvassers get paid $2/hr, plus any tips they make on the road

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

lol hickenlooper is gonna be the democrat's oil and gas candidate i hope he falls in a fracking well

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

He was kind of a bland unremarkable governor which was a nice change from the batshit insane christian fundamentalists we kept electing before then. He was a big microbrew owner who got rich as poo poo off of that and then decided to oppose the initiative to legalize weed. Kind of weird for him to run on the economic success when a big piece of that was the weed legalization he fought against.

I'm so tired of the fact that all the politicians out here are like Mitt Romney level multi-hundo millionaires or billionaires, even all the Democrats, especially the Democrats.

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

hell yeah i fuckin love Stuff. Can’t get enough of it, slam it right into my veins. I go to bed at night thinking of stuff, and I wake up wanting to do stuff. I go on magical vision quests and all I see is stuff, stuff everywhere!

Torpor has issued a correction as of 17:56 on Mar 4, 2019

dream9!bed!!
Jan 9, 2019

by VideoGames
He helped ensure we could frack the poo poo out of Colorado and stood firm against legal weed. I'm glad he will be standing up against Trump's pro-fracking and anti-weed stances.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004


not to belabor the obvious, but this statement is immediately disqualifying on basic competence grounds - there's simply no way to utter it without being some combination of so delusional, disingenuous, and/or historically ignorant that the speaker is fundamentally unfit for office

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

We need someone with the courage to go to Washington , look Mitch McConnell in the eyes and say "hey buddy, how ya doin? How's the wife, how's the kids?"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how many complete losers are running now?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jose posted:

how many complete losers are running now?

Officially declared candidates so far are:

Cory Booker
Pete Buttigeig
Julian Castro
John Delaney
Tulsi Gabbard
Kirsten Gillibrand
Kamala Harris
John Hickenlooper
Jay Inslee
Amy Klobuchar
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren

Notable individuals who declared candidacy and exploratory committees:

Michael Arth
Harry Braun
Ken Nwadike, Jr.
Robby Wells
Marianne Williamson
Andrew Yang

Individuals who have publicly expressed interest:

Stacey Abrams
Michael Bennet
Joe Biden
Michael Bloomberg
Sherrod Brown
Steve Bullock
Andrew Cuomo
Bill de Blasio
Terry McAuliffe
Jeff Merkley
Wayne Messam
Seth Moulton
Beto O'Rourke
Tim Ryan
Eric Swalwell

Withdrawn:

Richard Ojeda
Michael Avenatti

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

There really needs to be a better way to run for VP/get some attention for your pet cause.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Jose posted:

how many complete losers are running now?

Can we get a fuckin admin in here this "Moderate"or is clearly a russian bot

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Dr Cheeto posted:

more like john lickenpooper lol


me reading the thread and coming across your post

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 05:46 on Mar 5, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
It's hickenloopin' good

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Dr Cheeto posted:

more like john lickenpooper lol

he should run with that fart guy from Nebraska or wherever and have the most vandalizable yard signs ever

e: this guy

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Oh god please no. Please gently caress off to another state hickenlooper

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Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Lord of Pie posted:

he should run with that fart guy from Nebraska or wherever and have the most vandalizable yard signs ever

e: this guy

Lickenpooper/Fartenberry 2020

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