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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwIk0hUmzk8 Click the vid NOW to be one of the first 300 people to watch it! Are you ready for a RADICAL CENTRIST? Someone ready to run as a PRAGMATIC PROGRESSIVE? Someone who created a PAC called GIDDY UP? Someone who is COOL ENOUGH to have owned a BARPUB? Well, look no further than Mr. Hickenlooper, who just announced his campaign with the most inspiring words yet in the 2020 race - “I’m running for president because we need dreamers in Washington, but we also need to get things done” Even 538 is aboard the HickenHype-erLoop Train Boasting a powerful hex chart, Mr. Hickenlooper is sure to appeal to every Millenial Party Loyalist coast to coast - AND EVERYWHERE INBETWEEN He's a Geologist - and that ROCKS. He oversaw the successful recovery of Colorado's economy, and opposed that terrible marijuana legalization bill that only harmed the wonderful economy that Mr. Hickenlooper created. So all aboard! Toot toot! This thread is for supporters of Mr. Hickenlooper ONLY. Please do not bring your Bully status in to this thread - we will stand up to you, just like Mr. Hickenlooper himself!
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I'm loopy for a hicky
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:24 |
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in the unlikely event that any record of these messages survives a century from now, this thread will cause future historians some headaches
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1994 Toyota Celica posted:in the unlikely event that any record of these messages survives a century from now, this thread will cause future historians some headaches There's going to be a whole historical field in the future that just tries to determine which primary sources are ironic and which aren't.
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1994 Toyota Celica posted:in the unlikely event that any record of these messages survives a century from now, this thread will cause future historians some headaches Most likely confusion will be after reviewing historical record of Jeb!. Why did future candidates try to emulate his campaign?
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:41 |
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https://twitter.com/DickandSharon/status/1102559705069690880
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:43 |
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your misuse of the word hex is driving me bonkers
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:45 |
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I'm full dick-in-pooper for Hickenlooper
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:46 |
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power word- Jeb! posted:your misuse of the word hex is driving me bonkers hey I cant count - but you know who you can count ON? Mr. Hickenlooper as president.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:50 |
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Had to double check that his name is John
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:52 |
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The whole bragging about being a small business owner/entrepreneur was a good red flag by itself.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:52 |
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shame to see this type of hateful rhetoric from a moderator VVVVVVVVV Mods????????????? Skyl3lazer has issued a correction as of 15:37 on Mar 4, 2019 |
# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:30 |
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more like john lickenpooper lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:35 |
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Fresh off the Hickenloop Presses, we have an interview with ABC! https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1102568358665441280
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:36 |
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https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1102569048318058496?s=21 Can’t believe nobody has thought of this yet
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:39 |
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more like hickenpooper
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:44 |
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Lickherpooper Liquorpooper
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:45 |
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i smiled at mitch mcconnell and said "please" and he's a democrat now
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:46 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:more like john lickenpooper lol coming out in favor of rear end eating is his only chance with millennials
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:48 |
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how do i get a job as one of his data people it seems a great grift
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:50 |
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I am looking forward to seeing a local colorado elite humiliated on a national stage, it almost makes up for the complete lack of affordable housing here.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:57 |
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538 awarding pity points for millennials as consolation for being a candidate with four dump stats on the wonk pentagon.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:26 |
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He wants to utilize the same abusive tactics he used as a small business restaurant owner in DC...
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:29 |
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stan's dad
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:31 |
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etalian posted:He wants to utilize the same abusive tactics he used as a small business restaurant owner in DC... his canvassers get paid $2/hr, plus any tips they make on the road
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:31 |
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lol hickenlooper is gonna be the democrat's oil and gas candidate i hope he falls in a fracking well
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He was kind of a bland unremarkable governor which was a nice change from the batshit insane christian fundamentalists we kept electing before then. He was a big microbrew owner who got rich as poo poo off of that and then decided to oppose the initiative to legalize weed. Kind of weird for him to run on the economic success when a big piece of that was the weed legalization he fought against. I'm so tired of the fact that all the politicians out here are like Mitt Romney level multi-hundo millionaires or billionaires, even all the Democrats, especially the Democrats.
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Dr Cheeto posted:https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1102569048318058496?s=21 hell yeah i fuckin love Stuff. Can’t get enough of it, slam it right into my veins. I go to bed at night thinking of stuff, and I wake up wanting to do stuff. I go on magical vision quests and all I see is stuff, stuff everywhere! Torpor has issued a correction as of 17:56 on Mar 4, 2019 |
# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:54 |
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He helped ensure we could frack the poo poo out of Colorado and stood firm against legal weed. I'm glad he will be standing up against Trump's pro-fracking and anti-weed stances.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:55 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1102569048318058496?s=21 not to belabor the obvious, but this statement is immediately disqualifying on basic competence grounds - there's simply no way to utter it without being some combination of so delusional, disingenuous, and/or historically ignorant that the speaker is fundamentally unfit for office
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:02 |
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We need someone with the courage to go to Washington , look Mitch McConnell in the eyes and say "hey buddy, how ya doin? How's the wife, how's the kids?"
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:07 |
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how many complete losers are running now?
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 19:01 |
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Jose posted:how many complete losers are running now? Officially declared candidates so far are: Cory Booker Pete Buttigeig Julian Castro John Delaney Tulsi Gabbard Kirsten Gillibrand Kamala Harris John Hickenlooper Jay Inslee Amy Klobuchar Bernie Sanders Elizabeth Warren Notable individuals who declared candidacy and exploratory committees: Michael Arth Harry Braun Ken Nwadike, Jr. Robby Wells Marianne Williamson Andrew Yang Individuals who have publicly expressed interest: Stacey Abrams Michael Bennet Joe Biden Michael Bloomberg Sherrod Brown Steve Bullock Andrew Cuomo Bill de Blasio Terry McAuliffe Jeff Merkley Wayne Messam Seth Moulton Beto O'Rourke Tim Ryan Eric Swalwell Withdrawn: Richard Ojeda Michael Avenatti
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 20:05 |
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There really needs to be a better way to run for VP/get some attention for your pet cause.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 20:15 |
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Jose posted:how many complete losers are running now? Can we get a fuckin admin in here this "Moderate"or is clearly a russian bot
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:19 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:more like john lickenpooper lol me reading the thread and coming across your post BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 05:46 on Mar 5, 2019 |
# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:37 |
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It's hickenloopin' good
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 04:28 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:more like john lickenpooper lol he should run with that fart guy from Nebraska or wherever and have the most vandalizable yard signs ever e: this guy
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 04:42 |
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Oh god please no. Please gently caress off to another state hickenlooper
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Lord of Pie posted:he should run with that fart guy from Nebraska or wherever and have the most vandalizable yard signs ever
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