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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:synpa:

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

he was my governor when I lived in Colorado and the only thing I remember is how utterly incompetent the weed legalization rollout went

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Skyl3lazer posted:




Boasting a powerful hex chart, Mr. Hickenlooper is sure to appeal to every Millenial Party Loyalist coast to coast - AND EVERYWHERE INBETWEEN


This D&D pentagon poo poo annoys the hell out of me and I really hope it somehow leads to destroying Nate's career

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Lord of Pie posted:

he should run with that fart guy from Nebraska or wherever and have the most vandalizable yard signs ever

e: this guy


i seem to remember this guy getting real mad about the vandalism which makes it way funnier

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

power word- Jeb! posted:

i seem to remember this guy getting real mad about the vandalism which makes it way funnier

Apprently. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fortenberry-googly-eyes-vandalism-professor-751618/

I’d never heard of this dingleberry character before but gently caress him, he sounds like an rear end.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
hyperpooper

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Control Volume posted:

Oh god please no. Please gently caress off to another state hickenlooper

You don't have to go home but you can't hickenloop here

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008



how many of these hicks 'n' loopers are gonna make it to the first debate? 3 maybe?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/imgranados/status/1100320275542036480?s=19

quote:


With nearly three dozen Democrats pondering a presidential bid, party officials anticipate a rush of candidates eager to grab a spot in the nationally televised forums. Depending on the size of the field, the committee may decide to split the debate over two consecutive evenings in the same location, Mr. Perez said, and would conduct a random selection process that would take place publicly to determine which candidates speak on which nights. He did not elaborate on how that process might work.

Get ready for a dozen debates each with 30 people in then, spread out over two nights

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/imgranados/status/1100320275542036480?s=19


Get ready for a dozen debates each with 30 people in then, spread out over two nights

it’s going to be dumber than anyone can possibly imagine

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/imgranados/status/1100320275542036480?s=19


Get ready for a dozen debates each with 30 people in then, spread out over two nights

Moderator: "This question goes to Kamala Harris. Do you approve of children?"
Harris: "Yes of course I do!" *smiles at the camera* *thunderous applause*
MSNBC Hosts: "Wow she's so well spoken, I think she really dominated tonight"

Moderator: "Mr. Sanders. Can you explain in 30 seconds the differences between communism, socialism, democratic socialism, and how you plan to pay for programs like medicare for all and the green new deal? By the way this question counts as your time"
Bernie: "Let me just say-"
Moderator: "And your time is up"
MSNBC Hosts: "Wow he really flubbed that one! Crazy Bernie!"

Moderator: "Mr. Biden, how are you feeling tonight? Good? Think you'll be a great president?"
Biden: "Can't complain! And yes, as President I will freeze everything exactly the way it is now with no progress whatsoever" *smiles*
MSNBC: "Wow Biden and Harris are really on fire tonight"

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Long Dick in Pooper

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Hopkins FBI posted:

Long Dick in Pooper

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Bernie Sanders, who isn't even in the debate tonight

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Lamebot posted:

hyperpooper

Howdo you know my name

dream9!bed!!
Jan 9, 2019

by VideoGames

The Archaic posted:

Moderator: "This question goes to Kamala Harris. Do you approve of children?"
Harris: "Yes of course I do!" *smiles at the camera* *thunderous applause*
MSNBC Hosts: "Wow she's so well spoken, I think she really dominated tonight"

Moderator: "Mr. Sanders. Can you explain in 30 seconds the differences between communism, socialism, democratic socialism, and how you plan to pay for programs like medicare for all and the green new deal? By the way this question counts as your time"
Bernie: "Let me just say-"
Moderator: "And your time is up"
MSNBC Hosts: "Wow he really flubbed that one! Crazy Bernie!"

Moderator: "Mr. Biden, how are you feeling tonight? Good? Think you'll be a great president?"
Biden: "Can't complain! And yes, as President I will freeze everything exactly the way it is now with no progress whatsoever" *smiles*
MSNBC: "Wow Biden and Harris are really on fire tonight"

I agree with this post

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tokamak posted:

538 awarding pity points for millennials as consolation for being a candidate with four dump stats on the wonk pentagon.

Turns out he put all his points into Constitution.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Help Hikenfriends, how do I get my girlfriend into hickeys? Anyways, thanks for your time

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Some anagrams for John Hickenlooper:

Pencil Hooker John
Police Honker John
Honcho Jerkin Pole
Loon John Cheek Rip
Honk John Crepe Oil

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Heated Gaming Moment posted:

Honcho Jerkin Pole

hell yeah i'm the head honcho. the head honcho of jerkin' pole

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
mr. hickenlooper, mr. john hickenlooper
mr. hickenlooper, mr. john hickenlooper
mr. mr. hickenlooper, mr. john hickenlooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bku7gXlkoo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Hootin’ and hollerin’, hickin’ and loopin’

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

ScrubLeague posted:

I'm full dick-in-pooper for Hickenlooper
same

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1103365976991490048?s=19

dickenpooper

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Hickenlooper isn't cool enough to have a goofy name AND expect people to vote for him.

TRUMP!, now that's a cool name

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I can’t believe all y’all toxxed for hickenloops

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

bird with big dick posted:

I can’t believe all y’all toxxed for hickenloops

my mistadobalina joke will pay me back a thousandfold, gonna ride the 'Loop to viral superstardom

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/therealpstucky/status/1104039540904378374?s=19

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



bird with big dick posted:

I can’t believe all y’all toxxed for hickenloops

Ya just gotta believe

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1108594863698788353?s=19

How can you not support this man

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I can't imagine there being any reason at all to bring that up but it definitely makes me want to dickenpooper for hickenlooper

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

whatis posted:

i smiled at mitch mcconnell and said "please" and he's a democrat now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu0rP2VWLWw

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1102569048318058496

Lickenhooper has a good brain brian that thinks of things that Obama never thought :shuckyes:

also

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/432948-hickenlooper-federal-government-shouldnt-decide-whether-to-legalize

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




Please tell me it was at least Midnight Cowboy or something. Still awkward as gently caress, but at least it’s a legitimate movie.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


22 Eargesplitten posted:

Please tell me it was at least Midnight Cowboy or something. Still awkward as gently caress, but at least it’s a legitimate movie.

The movie, Hickenlooper said, was "Deep Throat" -- the X-rated film that turned into a pop culture phenomenon after its release in 1972.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


my man watched porn with his mom

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


He admitted his mother was "mortified" at the first scene, and so he told her they should leave, but she said no -- she had paid for a ticket.

"I said repeatedly, 'I think we should leave, I think we would should go.' And my mother was someone who rarely went to a movie. She thought almost every movie would get on TV. Obviously not this one," he said. "When she paid, she was going to stay. And at the end, she knew I was humiliated. And as we drove home and -- you know how the dashboard in the old cars had a kind of green light, and I asked her, I said, 'That was some experience.' "

"And she goes, 'I thought the lighting was very good in the movie.' I thought I saw a little grin in that green light," he added.

lmao

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

The movie, Hickenlooper said, was "Deep Throat" -- the X-rated film that turned into a pop culture phenomenon after its release in 1972.

Uhhhh...

What's the version of yikes where the person walking through the door turns into a skeleton again?

E: He could see mama's grin in the dashboard light.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

mama hickenlooper learned some new tricks that day

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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



TONIGHTS the NIGHT

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