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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

That's not the question to ask about Batista.

The real question is

How big is his dick?

Big enough that "Where's Batista" and "Where's Batista's dick" don't always have the same answer

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I am glad Roman is both in remission and over with the fans

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Anything but the thing we did last week

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"He's in remission believe that"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gumball Gumption posted:

Roman is the corniest man alive.

Roman is good

Glad the world finally knows

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

*Kassius Ohno's music hits*

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I hope Dean spits in their faces though

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The new League of Nations vs Finn and two geeks

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol they split up the entrances so they could have braun come in last

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Angry Grimace posted:

They skipped Kurt Angle’s entrance to show Braun’s

Finn, then Angle, then the new LoN, then Braun

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol the ref didn't even try to pretend he didn't see that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Braun murdering Lio made this whole dumb match worth it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The hilarious thing is Corbin is apparently the leader of the group

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

he's a dumb

bell

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

How are Ascension so charismatic on UUDD and so horrible on TV outside of Fashion Police segments

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


dave hates bryce harper

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol nattie easily slaps a sharpshooter on ruby two minutes into the match

e: ahahahahaha

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is like a worse version of Eva Marie's NXT gimmick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Gumball Gumption posted:

Lacey being a heel on NXT but a face on RAW with nothing actually changing is a really good way to sum up the difference between the two.

Is she supposed to be a face here?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

surf rock posted:

wait what the gently caress is this

do you understand how wrong you are

Agreed, I rather like it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Thanks for telling me who they are Steph cause I literally had no idea

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

a new study bible! posted:

What are these two doing on this?

They're hosting Mania lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Lacey was actually supposed to wrestle each of these times but she keeps seeing a black dude and peacing out

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Vince probably saw an old episode of SNL and heard some of Norm's more MAGAish rants and demanded the Weekend Update guy host Mania this year

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Batista just straight up offhandedly remarking he hates Philly is much more effective cheap heat than all of the over the top poo poo heels usually do

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

oh my god hunter kayfabe damnit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The fact of the matter is.... my real name is Fliehr, and I've been living with alcoholism for the last 50 years

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hunter's trying to act like being present for a burial is something new to him

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is worse than any promo Roman has ever given

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ANY MOVIE SET

Seriously Dave can you get me on set

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

When did WWE rehire Russo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Nevermind that poo poo

Here comes Mongo Otis!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm going to try to pick the most WWE way for this to happen

Becky wins at Fastlane, then Vince emerges and announces he never lifted the suspension, and his word supercedes Steph's

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Is Charlotte that tall, Charlie that short, or Charlotte standing on a box

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Mandy injures the champ by being a dangerous worker and becomes champ, very WWE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Elias is so much better as a heel admittedy

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

Replace Mandy with Sonya, have Sonya win the belt

Make it a Mandy Rose on a pole match where she has no opponent

Vince: :vince:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

:laffo:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I was hoping dean would keep doing the old black and white movie thing where an extraneous character punches the air while the main guys actually fight

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Sasha should come out with a big Flava Flav clock that has the hands pointed at BOSS TIME

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