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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Goddamn it, I KNEW Arya was gonna try to jump Gendry's bones after flirting in E1. Was less certain about whether it would work or not.

Lot of people gonna die in E3. This was the episode to remind you how much like your favorite character(s) before you get stabbed in the heart.

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES




Exciting Lemon

I’m sad that Jamie doesn’t have a piece of dragon glass tied to his metal hand to punch things with.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010



Godholio posted:

Goddamn it, I KNEW Arya was gonna try to jump Gendry's bones after flirting in E1. Was less certain about whether it would work or not.
General consensus in the TVIV thread is it did not. I think if they'd had a few more episodes to breathe in this season that could have been less rushed.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


Friar Zucchini posted:

General consensus in the TVIV thread is it did not. I think if they'd had a few more episodes to breathe in this season that could have been less rushed.

People do poo poo when they know its pretty drat certain they will die.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die.


honestly I don't want to watch this poo poo until I found out if arya lives since after suffering through the loving books she was the only decent character

Also the whole show is a master prank on america because it stands off with pretty generic medieval drama and fighting and morphs into full on fantasy novel where people are cheering for a dude to gently caress his own aunt

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die.


also rose leslie campaigns for the loving tories lol

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


ded posted:

People do poo poo when they know its pretty drat certain they will die.

i mean she outright says since i might die i wanna know what it's like

how many episodes is the final season expected to be?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

i mean she outright says since i might die i wanna know what it's like

how many episodes is the final season expected to be?

Six or seven IIRC

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Barry is the best and NoHo Hank is a national imported treasure

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?



Godholio posted:

Goddamn it, I KNEW Arya was gonna try to jump Gendry's bones after flirting in E1. Was less certain about whether it would work or not.

Lot of people gonna die in E3. This was the episode to remind you how much like your favorite character(s) before you get stabbed in the heart.

That episode was entirely about giving you closure for like 90% of the characters.

Seriously, only character that's going to really gut me if he's killed is Tormund.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


sounds like it's time to get your death pool votes in for ep 3 folks



i say gendry, brienne, daenarys, and one of the dragons get it

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.



I agree with all those, but throw in Barrick, and Arya.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

I joined the Navy and all I got was this hideous paunch.


arya is toast

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES




Exciting Lemon

Death list? Too long

Survivor list:
Samwell
Gilly
King Sam Jr first of his name and secretly son of Mance
Arya
Arya’s daughter, finally Eddard and Robert got to unite their bloodlines
Yara because she was smart and hosed off
Bronn, also smart enough to gently caress off
Pod, who will finish his hero’s journey circa Neville Longbottom

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


pod's monster dong is giong to defeat the night king

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?



M_Gargantua posted:

Death list? Too long

Survivor list:
Samwell
Gilly
King Sam Jr first of his name and secretly son of Mance
Arya
Arya’s daughter, finally Eddard and Robert got to unite their bloodlines
Yara because she was smart and hosed off
Bronn, also smart enough to gently caress off
Pod, who will finish his hero’s journey circa Neville Longbottom

I can get down with this, but also...

Tormund is gonna live. I can loving feel it.

Then he's going to go on an absolute bender and gently caress poo poo up because Brienne gets killed.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Everyone’s going to die but my tears will be shed for Tormund alone.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


I mean, it's not entirely surprising, you've got Sophie Turner and Maise Williams both at what - age 14 - starting when the show aired first like ten years ago, but while Sansa has consistently been portrayed as becoming a grown woman with smarts, cunning, courage and responsibility throughout the poo poo she lives through, Arya was still portrayed as a dorky pudgy girl that just became more badass until like the last season and a half, and was still constantly referred to as "a girl" until the beginning of season 7.

Nevermind that at this point in the books, John Snow, Arya, and Sansa are all still like 17 years old or whatever, without even mentioning GRRM's obsession with copious amounts of rape, incest, and child abuse.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES




Exciting Lemon

Maisie Williams lasted so long without showing skin that I was earnestly hoping they'd just skip to her leaving the room with a naked and exhausted Gendry in the background

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


Jon will live. After coming back from the dead, again.

Pod will live.

Tormond will loving live.


Everyone else? Toast. Lich dragon gunna roast some fools.

edit : everyone in the crypt is going to die. they said it was safe too loving many times.

ded fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Apr 23, 2019

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


I want Tyrion to live, and Jaime to just replace his hand with an obsidian dagger like a lovely T1000

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

If the showrunners have any balls, the next episode is gonna be one of those recap episodes of everyone's greatest hits as they stare out from the castle wall.

E: and episode after that will be a bottle episode in the crypt while the fight rages above

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Apr 23, 2019

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


Slim Pickens posted:

If the showrunners have any balls, the next episode is gonna be one of those recap episodes of everyone's greatest hits as they stare out from the castle wall.

E: and episode after that will be a bottle episode in the crypt while the fight rages above

A loving clipshow? gently caress that and you.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Gendry, Podrick, Brienne (watching Pod die), Sir Friendzone, Davos, and one of the Stark daughters are done. Probably a dragon, too.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Godholio posted:

Gendry, Podrick, Brienne (watching Pod die), Sir Friendzone, Davos, and one of the Stark daughters are done. Probably a dragon, too.

gently caress you Davos owns, and I just know itll be the worst Stark that survives

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Iirc the season trailer showed Arya injured and fleeing from a threat, so coupled with the fact that she had this badass moment of confidence in the last episode regarding facing the army of the dead, I'd assume she's a goner.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Hey thanks Klaus I specifically avoided watching the trailers so I'd go in blind

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


My bad, it was also in the lSt preview iirc, so I assumed it was old knowledge.

In any case, I'm pulling the pick out of my rear end anyway, because her surviving poo poo like that seems more probable considering their tendency to surprise-kill mogherfuckers

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


I wonder if her worshipping the God of death will come into play

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?


The Night King is Syrio Forel.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003




Calling Hodor moment in the Godswood where it's revealed that the Night King is simultaneously himself, the Many Faced God and the Lord of Light and turns Arya and flame sword dude to White Walker captains as Arya gets ready to KO Night King via ninja poo poo. Red Witch makes an appearance.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Red witch bangs the night king and makes a regular baby

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die.


ned stark is the night king

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Well that just guarantees the good guys win then

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fswj_XwgB8

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?



https://twitter.com/maia419/status/1120358907074031617

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av



EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


lol

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


That's pretty drat funny.

Edit: So is CNN having a headline: For the record Maisie Williams is 22 years old

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