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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




the iphone six is a piece of poo poo. something is rattling inside. it's slippery as gently caress. its loving bent and delaminating. it becomes hot as gently caress when it multitasks, particularly when it's lovely camera is in use. It is the worst phone i have ever used.

Apple is a stupid piece of poo poo company and now i'm locked into buying their poo poo products because my wife bought me a god damned apple watch which is actually an OK bit of kit, but stupidly expensive.

gently caress you timb

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

maybe collectively we asked too much of our phones and too little of ourselves

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I asked for this piece of poo poo to stay in one piece

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
It turns out that the real worst iPhone was the friends we made along the way.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Boiled Water posted:

maybe collectively we asked too much of our phones and too little of ourselves

sup, fellow mundane liquid poster

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



the worst iphone is your posts, op

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



gently caress you moo cow off to a commanding lead

the 6 is probably the worst. the 6s+ is the best iphone and last good one made.

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

iphone 6 is v old op

Mr. Nice! posted:

the 6 is probably the worst. the 6s+ is the best iphone and last good one made.

this. what i still use

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

its this

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

this but in green

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Mr. Nice! posted:

gently caress you moo cow off to a commanding lead

:mad:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


the people have spoken

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I have a regular size iPhone 7. suits my needs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Good Sphere posted:

iphone 6 is v old op


this. what i still use

i’ve hosed grandmothers younger than the iphone 6

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
iphone xr is really bad even by apple standards

no oled, no home butan, no 3d touch

basically a gay phone for retards (like all phones/computers)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




hey now 13 people haven't voted gently caress moo cow so you're about 50/50

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Mightaswell posted:

iphone xr is really bad even by apple standards

no oled, no home butan, no 3d touch

basically a gay phone for retards (like all phones/computers)

my friend, please do not use these slurs any more. it's time for us to grow and move on.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i voted for iphone se :twisted:

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

my friend, please do not use these slurs any more. it's time for us to grow and move on.

i miss when the r-word was just the n-word backwards

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Mightaswell posted:

iphone xr is really bad even by apple standards

no oled, no home butan, no 3d touch

basically a gay phone for retards (like all phones/computers)

i'll concede the oled point, but 3d touch was dumb from the beginning since you have to push way too hard to get it to activate and the only useful action it had was activating free cursor movement, which the new long touch handles better anyways. they're probably getting ready to drop it completely across the line in the next revision since it apparently increases manufacturing difficulty and cost by a non-trivial amount.

the home button hasn't been an actual, physical button since the 6s and the soft button it was replaced with felt weird, so good riddance to wasted space

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

my favorite is the 5c easy, and it pains me to see it higher than some really terrible phones.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I don't think there's been a single bad iphone, compared to androririridodod

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
I actually find the 3D Touch useful for keyboard stuff, it’s v cool to hard press and make the cursor fly all over the place sporadically

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
3d touch is nice for stuff that's just a shortcut. like if you have an app in a folder has a notification, you can 3d touch the folder and go straight to the app. if you don't know the 3d touch shortcut, you can still get there the regular intuitive way. once you learn the shourtcut your phone becomes like a liquid metal extension of your hand

it shouldn't be the default or only way to access any features though for discoverability and should be able to be completely turned off for accessibility.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

creationist believer posted:

completely turned off for accessibility.

DSYP

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

don't accuse me of account sharing with my asexual girlfriend without evidence

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i think the first one was the worst one, then everything after the 5s (excluding the SE) is second worst

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

graph posted:

i think the first one was the worst one, then everything after the 5s (excluding the SE) is second worst

so basically yawmp

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

graph posted:

i think the first one was the worst one, then everything after the 5s (excluding the SE) is second worst

this is accurate

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

the iphone six is a piece of poo poo. something is rattling inside. it's slippery as gently caress. its loving bent and delaminating. it becomes hot as gently caress when it multitasks, particularly when it's lovely camera is in use. It is the worst phone i have ever used.

Apple is a stupid piece of poo poo company and now i'm locked into buying their poo poo products because my wife bought me a god damned apple watch which is actually an OK bit of kit, but stupidly expensive.

gently caress you timb

youre morbidly obese and you fell asleep on top of it

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
I used to hate the idea of the 8, but it turns out not having a 3.5mm isn’t a huge deal as long as you have good Bluetooth headphones. that said I really prefer touchID to faceId

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



LibCrusher posted:

I used to hate the idea of the 8, but it turns out not having a 3.5mm isn’t a huge deal as long as you have good Bluetooth headphones. that said I really prefer touchID to faceId

the real home button is the reason the 6s+ was the last good iphone.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

one of the great triumphs of the iphone design is that they came right out of the gate with precisely the right set of buttons. that was at a time when most phones had far too many, but apple also resisted the impulse to remove buttons willy-nilly, and in fact *added* (compared to most phones at the time, and now for that matter) a button in the excellent physical mute switch

even with the larger screens resulting dropping touchid remains really dubious

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
didn’t Palm have a patent on the physical mute switch for a long time?

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

Mr. Nice! posted:

the real home button is the reason the 6s+ was the last good iphone.

the soft button actually works amazingly well

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I inherited BORAT VOICE MY WIFE’s old iWatch when her work gave her a new one (:laffo: “Fitness Tracker” :laffo:) and, I dunno, it’s ok? I still don’t really see the point/appeal?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

roboshit posted:

youre morbidly obese and you fell asleep on top of it

get out you fatherfucker

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

my iPhone six is still good, had it since new, don't have the issues moo cow is having WONTFIX

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Mr. Nice! posted:

the real home button is the reason the 6s+ was the last good iphone.

the home “button” on the 6s wasn’t a button

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
you’ve been had by timb, mr. nice!!

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