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Cant fuckin wait. 2019 has been my year of whipping a cool sword around, and im gonna be feasting like a king
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ya I watched like 5 seconds of lobos, saw a monk get turned into a billowing red blood cloud, smiled enormously and closed the window
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Mar 6, 2019 17:46
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craving the japanese style of weird and crazy monster
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Mar 6, 2019 21:30
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trying to jack off posted:more spoilers lmfao
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Mar 6, 2019 22:37
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In Training posted:I'm gonna guess no bc the only thing I know about this game at the mome is that it does not have a Moonlight Greatsword. So they're probably gonna avoid all the classic lore connections oh thats super helpful, let me know if you have any other info about the anticipated game
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Mar 11, 2019 00:00
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Im going to find the moonlight greatsword and gently caress you with it!! Spoiler reading bitch!!
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Mar 11, 2019 00:02
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In another example of the game’s extreme attention to detail, the horse also serves as your inventory. Virtually everything Arthur carries with him you can actually see; his weapons aren’t hidden away in a menu. He’ll slide his shotgun and bow carefully into the saddle before he mounts the animal, and when you hunt, the carcass is slung over the horse’s back. (Rockstar tells me that the carcass will even start to rot over time, attracting flies and wolves in search of an easy meal.) It seems like a small thing, but it keeps you immersed in the world. Instead of checking a menu to see what you have on hand, you can simply look at Arthur and his horse.
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Mar 11, 2019 00:25
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lmfao forever
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Mar 11, 2019 00:26
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your horse is dehydrated. bring it to a creek until the scrotal tissue returns to normal (see manual)
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Mar 11, 2019 16:01
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mysterious loyall X posted:I wont have time to play it or dmc 5 for a few months so im hoping gaben glorius pc master race hamburger fuhrer blesses me a 10% off on rape day sekiro and dmc5 this summer dmc 5 is already like 50% off on cdkeys iirc. sekiro tho... $5 off maximum. brutal. guess im glad to give money to the fromsoft upper class
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Mar 15, 2019 02:17
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oh its 33% off. and you cant even mash the refund button once you get it, yeah right
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Mar 15, 2019 02:19
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mysterious loyall X posted:Id trust bogomil with his life. Hes not only a gamer, he runs the 2nd largest mattress store in Bratislava. lmao
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Mar 15, 2019 03:08
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lyles cdkey getting revoked by a spitting shirtless man in estonia is making me lol. ack! spetnya krwyzbwy! name on invoice looka likea jew
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Mar 15, 2019 03:17
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:a witcher style messenger riding into town on the front half of a rusted car pulled by 2 horses with a satchel full of Sekiro codes hahaha
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Mar 15, 2019 03:33
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vilerat-type isis guy in the basement of their last stronghold revoking all their ill gotten steam keys as the walls tremble and crack
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Mar 15, 2019 03:35
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stomping up a big batch of prune schnapps in a weird clay pit until sekiro gets here. haha, unless the western pigs get our cd keys first! mother bitch *spit*
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Mar 15, 2019 03:59
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In Training posted:*visibly sweating* uhhh me too lol my boss (me) said i dont have to draw pictures that day. pretty sick
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Mar 20, 2019 15:51
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mysterious loyall X posted:Hurr lets be toxic and pretend that sitting in the back of the bently and being chauffeured between the parents spring house in North hampton and the parens summer house in west hampton isnt demanding labor lol, were it not for capital gains effectively paying me rto read your bullshit, id be furious
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Mar 20, 2019 21:19
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gonna do the two most selfless acts: pay full price on steam, and leave food and water out back of the fromsoft offices for the minimum wage programmers
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Mar 21, 2019 04:36
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caring about review scores was fun as a kid, but ya gotta grow up eventually. still lol thinking back on how out of my mind hyped I was after pc gamer gave the sims a perfect 100 or whatever, and how weirdly disappointing it was
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Mar 21, 2019 15:59
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In Training posted:the sims is a 100... as a teen that money would have been way better spent on like beetle adventure racing or pokemon pinball or something, imo. i looked at the release calendar for 2000 and im guessing i never got majoras mask because of the sims, so
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Mar 21, 2019 16:10
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at least i didnt blow a birthday present on daikatana or 007 the world is not enough like some other friends
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Mar 21, 2019 16:11
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the game is apparently unlocked on steam in asia, so, uh guess its time to figure out how to do vpn stuff
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Mar 21, 2019 16:55
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spb posted:Wish there was a cheap way to get NordVPN...
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Mar 21, 2019 17:07
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it worked. hell yeah
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Mar 21, 2019 17:52
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game rules
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Mar 21, 2019 18:50
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whippin fuckin asses!! im jumping around, whipping my grappling hook, swinging my sword, loving hell yes. YES
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Mar 21, 2019 19:59
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Pablo Nergigante posted:*Five minutes later* Officer down, requesting backup lol Ive never felt so powerfulll *police siren chirping*
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Mar 21, 2019 20:05
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whew haha.. ahh, thats a tough boss
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Mar 22, 2019 00:36
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rly good level of challenge so far, im a big fan
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Mar 22, 2019 00:37
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Wormskull posted:I never felt like I had to cheese in one of these games. Hopefully you can just go in guns blazing if your feeling badass enough instead of playing it like Middle Earth Batman Far Cry stealth bullass, like this guy I'm watching is doing. you can definitely just run around looking for fights instead of sneaking
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Mar 22, 2019 14:22
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I.N.R.I posted:looks like my ebay preorder gamble paid off ... now i get to play the game a day late. a free day of hype! haha! haha lol
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Mar 22, 2019 14:22
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having a big cathartic cry every time i finally beat a hard enemy
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Mar 22, 2019 17:06
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all my npc well-wishers coughing up huge amounts of blood, giving me the thumbs up: Hey, nice! You did it man. We believed in you
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Mar 22, 2019 17:20
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yesterday telling my friend about the game: its tough, but like, so what, you die a lot. its not like youre gonna get a game over screen today: staring horrified at my screen w/ every npc and merchant in the world all keeled over, puking their guts out, begging for death
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Mar 22, 2019 17:27
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lmao
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Mar 22, 2019 18:37
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excited to get really good at this, not be scared anymore
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Mar 22, 2019 20:07
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mysterious loyall X posted:Similar style post but its me readig each bullet point and im mouth breathing at the beginning point and at last bullet point im drolling wetting my pants and eating lead paint off the wall lmao
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Mar 22, 2019 21:10
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a Loving Dog posted:This game is just fighting big rear end retards ftw do not underestimate the extremely small retards
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i should have made a quicker beeline for that skill that gives you health w/ every visceral attack. this is the greatest feeling on earth
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