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The Milwaukee Animal vs. It. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_wIYrI2wo The first fight I've seen in ages where one guy stops the fight and tells the other guy "I can't do this, I don't want to keep hittin' you, man."
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delfin posted:The Milwaukee Animal vs. It. dude rocking the king diamond tattoo lol coconono posted:Eventually one of these guys will figure out bodyshot combos and the next fight filmed will have an ambulance wailing in the background. Seanbaby had a great quote in his article about why streetfighters are not actually badasses and this quote sums up Streetbeefs boxing so effectively it could be a play-by-play http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-signs-that-someone-isnt-actually-badass/ quote:However, here's what I've noticed about "street fighters." Every time a new guy at a boxing gym has no "formal training" other than the mean streets, go ahead and take out your mouthpiece, because this is what's happening next: First, he'll take a long time to explain how he can fight orthodox or southpaw, which always means that he can't do either. Next, he'll throw noodley punches at your shoulders for half a round, mostly with his eyes closed. This sets up his finishing move of forming the time-out signal with his hands while he pants about still getting over a cold. If you're really lucky, he'll thank you after all that, warrior to warrior, for a glorious battle. Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 11, 2019 |
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Also once whatever dork I pissed off calms down, I should get me a Streetbeefs AV
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delfin posted:The Milwaukee Animal vs. It. Sorry for triple posting but I want to send love to delfin for showing me IT, who is now my favorite STREETBEEFS fighter. I have never seen a worse fighter in my entire life. Like, holy poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDR0JnToiQA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orHU-lHoWh8 Also, while trying to find the one fight he apparently won, I stumbled across this masterpiece that features him in the corner of the second worst fighter of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJWTsPlmKfY
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delfin posted:The Milwaukee Animal vs. It. Even though this is a friendly match happening in a "ring" with a ref present, IT gives off a "I just poo poo talked myself into a fight and I don't know what to do" vibe. I think IT might replace Italian Tyson as my fav.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 19:48 |
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Yeah, I instantly loved It. He might be my new favorite over Italian Tyson.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 20:11 |
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I think It represents the spirit of Streetbeefs the best. Though Vandal's "never block" strategy is also representative.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 21:31 |
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First attempt at commemoration: STREETBEEFS Look, I've reached the legal limit of how many times I can hit him.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:18 |
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I've been laughing at Cargo Cult Armbar all day. My co-workers think I'm weirder than usual.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:21 |
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Dumb question, where did cargo cult armbar come from? Was it a quote in one of the fights I missee.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:33 |
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Nah, it just came to my mind reading your description of the reverse-engineered armbar attempt.
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# ? Mar 11, 2019 22:40 |
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This is the start of fight club. A bunch of bored dudes with nothing going on who get new names and beat each other up to to feel something. When they start marketing streetbeefsoap I'll be getting worried.
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delfin posted:Nah, it just came to my mind reading your description of the reverse-engineered armbar attempt. Oh Well in that case, that is an amazingly good turn of phrase so hurrah to you ilmucche posted:This is the start of fight club. A bunch of bored dudes with nothing going on who get new names and beat each other up to to feel something. When they start marketing streetbeefsoap I'll be getting worried. I dont think you ever need to worry about most of these guys having an interest in soap
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ilmucche posted:This is the start of fight club. A bunch of bored dudes with nothing going on who get new names and beat each other up to to feel something. When they start marketing streetbeefsoap I'll be getting worried. Personally, I hope they rise up like the gladiators of Rome and lead a peasant revolt.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 01:47 |
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personally, I trust the Streetbeefs guy more than Dana White.
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coconono posted:personally, I trust the Streetbeefs guy more than Dana White. I mean both are thin skinned fake badasses but at least scarface can take a punch
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Eggplant Ronin posted:Personally, I hope they rise up like the gladiators of Rome and lead a peasant revolt. The most easily suppressed revolt in history.
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Maxwell Lord posted:The most easily suppressed revolt in history. carpet bombing them with titty mags and Vicodin, ends overnight.
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I know I'm late to posting in this thread but I've been watching Street Beefs for years and I absolutely love it. They have actually had a couple guys on who know how to fight but most of them are just heartwarming stories of redneckery.
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JaySB posted:I know I'm late to posting in this thread but I've been watching Street Beefs for years and I absolutely love it. I was wondering when you were gonna show up, our brief convo in the BJJ thread it was inspired me to make this thread Unfortunately, most of the semi-decent fighters are now banned
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I was wondering when you were gonna show up, our brief convo in the BJJ thread it was inspired me to make this thread I appreciate you doing the Lord's work and spreading the gospel of Streetbeefs to the masses.
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JaySB posted:I appreciate you doing the Lord's work and spreading the gospel of Streetbeefs to the masses. I keep waiting for that Eddie Reyes Jr dirtbike guy to show up on one of these vids
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I keep waiting for that Eddie Reyes Jr dirtbike guy to show up on one of these vids He hasn't shown up to the gym again. If he does I will actually pay for his flight out to Satan's Backyard so he can show off his skillz.
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JaySB posted:He hasn't shown up to the gym again. If he does I will actually pay for his flight out to Satan's Backyard so he can show off his skillz. I have an open offer to fight whoever bought me this av in satan's backyard
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Sometimes I wonder if the camera guy is in on the joke The opening of this video is perfectly timed comedy Its just focused on the one opponent exclusively and then bam, the second you see her opponent I laugh every time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7UGyhJq040
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Sometimes I wonder if the camera guy is in on the joke That was a funny fight all around. A much larger opponent gets floored twice and both have striking accuracy of a drunken artillery during an earthquake.
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coconono posted:That was a funny fight all around. A much larger opponent gets floored twice and both have striking accuracy of a drunken artillery during an earthquake. One of the cool things really early UFC taught us is that weight advantage is a bell curve. Like, if an untrained dude has 75-100 lbs on a trained dude, the untrained dude still stands a decent enough chance. But if that untrained dude is like 200lbs heavier, he is loving doomed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89oLyI3GFkU Diablo Sr. - not quite the best today
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Ad by Khad posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89oLyI3GFkU I couldn't decide if Diablo was knocked silly with that first knockdown or if he is just that weird usually. Dude seemed scrambled after he went down the first time. Rest of the card was short but pretty fun. El Diablo vs. Killa Kyle was def the match of the card though. I think this match may be the fastest KO in Streetbeefs history https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ktlDZCqiM However, I also think it wasn't quite legit. The other dude seemed to drop his hands when he heard the ref say to move away from the ropes and I think he believed they were being reset. Protect yourself at all times and all that but I cannot help but think the dude didn't get the fairest shake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUSJuQgUXT8 I call this match "what the gently caress is Lucito doing?" If anyone knows boxing better than I do, could someone explain if Lucito's stance is something? Dude was walking around like he was in an idle animation for Mortal Kombat.
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# ? Mar 17, 2019 00:21 |
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I'm not going to claim that Mortal Kombat is a good base for STREETBEEFS but it is quite probably a common one. Where else is a hungry newcomer supposed to learn their craft
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:50 |
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Lucito looks like he's doing an imitation of the boxer hype videos. As a fighting style. While there are goofy foot and arm movements designed to draw the puncher's eye(and his hands), they're not really things a starting boxer should be doing. Lucito got punched a whole bunch because he was busy jiggling when he shoulda been punching.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:13 |
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Yeah it's like he saw boxers juking and shuffling and tried to do that without understanding why.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:39 |
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I can't stop laughing at Lucito.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 07:30 |
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Years ago I stumbled upon a video of UFC refs being too late to stopping the fight and it seriously disturbed me, and in some weird way I sorta respect STREETBEEFS more because watching them it feels a lot less like they want the fighters actually harm each other, which is a nice difference. Also old Pride DVD trashfights were the apex of MMA, sorry.
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 07:59 |
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In which a man performs a suplex and immediately loses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln4v-uM9NG4
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 12:04 |
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The suplex of a man who learned everything from pro-wrestling
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NAG posted:In which a man performs a suplex and immediately loses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln4v-uM9NG4 god I love any time I click a streetbeefs fight and its less than a minute long
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 13:57 |
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Probably good he hurt himself with the suplex. He was going to get head kicked into next week in about 30 seconds I have a feeling.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 17:43 |
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"Why its important to bridge" by That Guys Ribs
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I'm impressed he kept the grip despite breaking a collarbone. edit: rewatching, he grabs the dude's trunks, lmao.
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