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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!


The Milwaukee Animal vs. It.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_wIYrI2wo

The first fight I've seen in ages where one guy stops the fight and tells the other guy "I can't do this, I don't want to keep hittin' you, man."

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


delfin posted:

The Milwaukee Animal vs. It.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_wIYrI2wo

The first fight I've seen in ages where one guy stops the fight and tells the other guy "I can't do this, I don't want to keep hittin' you, man."

dude rocking the king diamond tattoo lol

coconono posted:

Eventually one of these guys will figure out bodyshot combos and the next fight filmed will have an ambulance wailing in the background.

Seanbaby had a great quote in his article about why streetfighters are not actually badasses and this quote sums up Streetbeefs boxing so effectively it could be a play-by-play

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-signs...ctually-badass/

quote:

However, here's what I've noticed about "street fighters." Every time a new guy at a boxing gym has no "formal training" other than the mean streets, go ahead and take out your mouthpiece, because this is what's happening next: First, he'll take a long time to explain how he can fight orthodox or southpaw, which always means that he can't do either. Next, he'll throw noodley punches at your shoulders for half a round, mostly with his eyes closed. This sets up his finishing move of forming the time-out signal with his hands while he pants about still getting over a cold. If you're really lucky, he'll thank you after all that, warrior to warrior, for a glorious battle.

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Mar 11, 2019

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


Also once whatever dork I pissed off calms down, I should get me a Streetbeefs AV

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


delfin posted:

The Milwaukee Animal vs. It.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_wIYrI2wo

The first fight I've seen in ages where one guy stops the fight and tells the other guy "I can't do this, I don't want to keep hittin' you, man."

Sorry for triple posting but I want to send love to delfin for showing me IT, who is now my favorite STREETBEEFS fighter. I have never seen a worse fighter in my entire life. Like, holy poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDR0JnToiQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orHU-lHoWh8

Also, while trying to find the one fight he apparently won, I stumbled across this masterpiece that features him in the corner of the second worst fighter of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJWTsPlmKfY

Eggplant Ronin
Apr 26, 2007

How you like my balls now?


delfin posted:

The Milwaukee Animal vs. It.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_wIYrI2wo

The first fight I've seen in ages where one guy stops the fight and tells the other guy "I can't do this, I don't want to keep hittin' you, man."

Even though this is a friendly match happening in a "ring" with a ref present, IT gives off a "I just poo poo talked myself into a fight and I don't know what to do" vibe.

I think IT might replace Italian Tyson as my fav.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

Yeah, I instantly loved It. He might be my new favorite over Italian Tyson.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

I think It represents the spirit of Streetbeefs the best.

Though Vandal's "never block" strategy is also representative.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!


First attempt at commemoration:



STREETBEEFS
Look, I've reached the legal limit
of how many times I can hit him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I've been laughing at Cargo Cult Armbar all day. My co-workers think I'm weirder than usual.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


Dumb question, where did cargo cult armbar come from? Was it a quote in one of the fights I missee.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!


Nah, it just came to my mind reading your description of the reverse-engineered armbar attempt.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

The magnificent story of Dwayt al-Shrood.



This is the start of fight club. A bunch of bored dudes with nothing going on who get new names and beat each other up to to feel something. When they start marketing streetbeefsoap I'll be getting worried.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


delfin posted:

Nah, it just came to my mind reading your description of the reverse-engineered armbar attempt.

Oh

Well in that case, that is an amazingly good turn of phrase so hurrah to you

ilmucche posted:

This is the start of fight club. A bunch of bored dudes with nothing going on who get new names and beat each other up to to feel something. When they start marketing streetbeefsoap I'll be getting worried.

I dont think you ever need to worry about most of these guys having an interest in soap

Eggplant Ronin
Apr 26, 2007

How you like my balls now?


ilmucche posted:

This is the start of fight club. A bunch of bored dudes with nothing going on who get new names and beat each other up to to feel something. When they start marketing streetbeefsoap I'll be getting worried.

Personally, I hope they rise up like the gladiators of Rome and lead a peasant revolt.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

personally, I trust the Streetbeefs guy more than Dana White.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


coconono posted:

personally, I trust the Streetbeefs guy more than Dana White.

I mean both are thin skinned fake badasses but at least scarface can take a punch

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

Eggplant Ronin posted:

Personally, I hope they rise up like the gladiators of Rome and lead a peasant revolt.

The most easily suppressed revolt in history.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Maxwell Lord posted:

The most easily suppressed revolt in history.

carpet bombing them with titty mags and Vicodin, ends overnight.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





I know I'm late to posting in this thread but I've been watching Street Beefs for years and I absolutely love it.

They have actually had a couple guys on who know how to fight but most of them are just heartwarming stories of redneckery.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


JaySB posted:

I know I'm late to posting in this thread but I've been watching Street Beefs for years and I absolutely love it.

They have actually had a couple guys on who know how to fight but most of them are just heartwarming stories of redneckery.

I was wondering when you were gonna show up, our brief convo in the BJJ thread it was inspired me to make this thread

Unfortunately, most of the semi-decent fighters are now banned

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Mel Mudkiper posted:

I was wondering when you were gonna show up, our brief convo in the BJJ thread it was inspired me to make this thread

Unfortunately, most of the semi-decent fighters are now banned

I appreciate you doing the Lord's work and spreading the gospel of Streetbeefs to the masses.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


JaySB posted:

I appreciate you doing the Lord's work and spreading the gospel of Streetbeefs to the masses.

I keep waiting for that Eddie Reyes Jr dirtbike guy to show up on one of these vids

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Mel Mudkiper posted:

I keep waiting for that Eddie Reyes Jr dirtbike guy to show up on one of these vids

He hasn't shown up to the gym again. If he does I will actually pay for his flight out to Satan's Backyard so he can show off his skillz.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


JaySB posted:

He hasn't shown up to the gym again. If he does I will actually pay for his flight out to Satan's Backyard so he can show off his skillz.

I have an open offer to fight whoever bought me this av in satan's backyard

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


Sometimes I wonder if the camera guy is in on the joke

The opening of this video is perfectly timed comedy

Its just focused on the one opponent exclusively and then bam, the second you see her opponent I laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7UGyhJq040

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Sometimes I wonder if the camera guy is in on the joke

The opening of this video is perfectly timed comedy

Its just focused on the one opponent exclusively and then bam, the second you see her opponent I laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7UGyhJq040

That was a funny fight all around. A much larger opponent gets floored twice and both have striking accuracy of a drunken artillery during an earthquake.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


coconono posted:

That was a funny fight all around. A much larger opponent gets floored twice and both have striking accuracy of a drunken artillery during an earthquake.

One of the cool things really early UFC taught us is that weight advantage is a bell curve. Like, if an untrained dude has 75-100 lbs on a trained dude, the untrained dude still stands a decent enough chance. But if that untrained dude is like 200lbs heavier, he is loving doomed.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89oLyI3GFkU

Diablo Sr. - not quite the best today

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.



I couldn't decide if Diablo was knocked silly with that first knockdown or if he is just that weird usually. Dude seemed scrambled after he went down the first time.

Rest of the card was short but pretty fun. El Diablo vs. Killa Kyle was def the match of the card though.

I think this match may be the fastest KO in Streetbeefs history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ktlDZCqiM

However, I also think it wasn't quite legit. The other dude seemed to drop his hands when he heard the ref say to move away from the ropes and I think he believed they were being reset. Protect yourself at all times and all that but I cannot help but think the dude didn't get the fairest shake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUSJuQgUXT8

I call this match "what the gently caress is Lucito doing?"

If anyone knows boxing better than I do, could someone explain if Lucito's stance is something? Dude was walking around like he was in an idle animation for Mortal Kombat.

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I'm not going to claim that Mortal Kombat is a good base for STREETBEEFS but it is quite probably a common one. Where else is a hungry newcomer supposed to learn their craft

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lucito looks like he's doing an imitation of the boxer hype videos. As a fighting style.

While there are goofy foot and arm movements designed to draw the puncher's eye(and his hands), they're not really things a starting boxer should be doing. Lucito got punched a whole bunch because he was busy jiggling when he shoulda been punching.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.




Grimey Drawer

Yeah it's like he saw boxers juking and shuffling and tried to do that without understanding why.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007





Grimey Drawer

I can't stop laughing at Lucito.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

LET ME HELP YOU UNDERSTAND MY POSTS


Years ago I stumbled upon a video of UFC refs being too late to stopping the fight and it seriously disturbed me, and in some weird way I sorta respect STREETBEEFS more because watching them it feels a lot less like they want the fighters actually harm each other, which is a nice difference. Also old Pride DVD trashfights were the apex of MMA, sorry.

NAG
Jul 13, 2009



Morbid Hound

In which a man performs a suplex and immediately loses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln4v-uM9NG4

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

The suplex of a man who learned everything from pro-wrestling

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


NAG posted:

In which a man performs a suplex and immediately loses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln4v-uM9NG4

god I love any time I click a streetbeefs fight and its less than a minute long

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004



Probably good he hurt himself with the suplex. He was going to get head kicked into next week in about 30 seconds I have a feeling.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

I think this is a pretty good draft class overall. It's really shaping up that way because of the water types.


"Why its important to bridge" by That Guys Ribs

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm impressed he kept the grip despite breaking a collarbone.

edit: rewatching, he grabs the dude's trunks, lmao.

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