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Liquid Communism posted:Pickle Rick dude was at least there to fight. Can't fault his enthusiasm for flailing on the ground. No one can claim there is a lack of enthusiasm in the yard, only varying degrees of skill
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Wangsbig posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvaCFz95pLI Wonderbread looks like one of Ian Rotten's kids.
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coconono posted:Wonderbread looks like one of Ian Rotten's kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjzzI2fX5aM
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Two takeaways It was absolutely a trip, having only watched STREETBEEFS in this thread, to see a recommended video from their channel with five million views. I wonder if they're putting whatever youtube money they're getting into better STREETBEEF technology as this federation legitimizes itself
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Ibexaz posted:It was absolutely a trip, having only watched STREETBEEFS in this thread, to see a recommended video from their channel with five million views. I wonder if they're putting whatever youtube money they're getting into better STREETBEEF technology as this federation legitimizes itself Wait... What if our collective internet fascination in streetbeefs brings enough ad revenue into this community that we actually succeed where Doobie Dogs failed
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Draxion posted:Streetbeefs brand hot dogs? I'm opening a hot dog cart in Satan's Back Yard. Serving 100% beef, steal my idea and we'll settle it in the ring.
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coconono posted:they strike me more of a taco truck kind of crowd. I imagine a stand that just sells funyuns, faygo, beef jerkey and those Jimmy dean sausage-and-pancakes on a stick
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JaySB posted:I'm opening a hot dog cart in Satan's Back Yard. Serving 100% beef, steal my idea and we'll settle it in the ring. Stealing this for later
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STREETBEEFS announces it has invented a new type of combat sport that will be fought exclusively at STREETBEEFS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl1QU9PLAeM CAGE BOXING Rules: -Fighters wear 4 oz. MMA gloves and elbow pads -Clinch fighting is legal and will not be broken up -Takedowns are legal and will be counted as a boxing knockdown -no kicks or knees -No ground fighting
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Loling at the idea of some dude just spamming takedowns constantly all fight long because it looks like he got 15 knockdowns a round on the cards
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Gumball Gumption posted:Those rules really benefit someone who knows a basic trip. Odddzy posted:I can't wait for a wrestler to win by takedown against guys unable to sprawl. I think you guys are deeply over-estimating the guys who are gonna sign up for cage boxing. I got the implicit idea based on the rules that its mostly for guys who want to throw people from clinch but don't want to actually learn a ground game. Ironically, the takedown counts for points but no groundwork sounds a lot like the legendarily terrible WWF Brawl for All tournament. In which they had the same thing where takedowns count for points and then had the terrible idea to book Dan Severn in it.
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It's MMA rules for idiots who want to fight MMA style but don't 'get' MMA, which is perfect for StreetBeefs. Every time I watched a MMA match, I thought it was only a matter of time until somebody got seriously injured. Good thing everybody was focused on not getting punched in the head, that nobody realised that they could kick with their shoes on.
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I'll have you know Chris "Sumo" Wilmore had a perfect 16-0 record in the yard until he was tapped out by newcomer White Dragon on a dark September night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzSssLYUdFI
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coconono posted:I never get to watch Sumo because its like 3am or someshit where I am or you have to scum around for some guy's cellphone stream. I would absolutely love seeing broken tooth americans do sumo. NHK offers Sumo on-demand, free (not sure if it is available in all regions): https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/ondemand/program/video/sumo/. You get the 20-odd minute summaries and highlights of each day of the tournament, similar to the format Eurosport used when it aired Sumo in the late 90s/early 00s. Not sure if complete tournaments are available anywhere.
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NAG posted:I'll have you know Chris "Sumo" Wilmore had a perfect 16-0 record in the yard until he was tapped out by newcomer White Dragon on a dark September night. Pretty sure that white dude is doing muay thai somewhere. Are they allowing trained folks to fight?
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spacetoaster posted:Pretty sure that white dude is doing muay thai somewhere. Are they allowing trained folks to fight? supposedly you're not supposed to get in the yard if you're licensed but I don't know if the StreetBeeefmiester seriously follows up on that.
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coconono posted:supposedly you're not supposed to get in the yard if you're licensed but I don't know if the StreetBeeefmiester seriously follows up on that. Its also an extremely recent rule, only like three cards have happened with those rules
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How can Scarface participate in anything besides a standard boxing match with a prosthetic leg? It seems somehow insanely unfair both FOR and AGAINST him. I also realized way to late that its the same guy that announces each fight, and seems to maybe be the founder of the whole thing? I call shenanigans.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Let us discuss the powerful aura of Wolfman Wolfman is the GOAT Skreetbeefs fighter, his polar opposite being the worst fighter ever Bipolar Bobby Cage Kicker fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 15, 2019 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:STREETBEEFS announces it has invented a new type of combat sport that will be fought exclusively at STREETBEEFS Good lord, this is just Brawl For All with MMA gloves.
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TheKingslayer posted:Good lord, this is just Brawl For All with MMA gloves. That was my.exact thought lol
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TheKingslayer posted:Good lord, this is just Brawl For All with MMA gloves. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
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Looking forward to the eventual mma match between "guy who thinks he's butterbean" against "guy who thinks he's genki sudo"
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This is like that one backyard wrestling thread we had way back. Trashfighting is so great, real or fake.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:This is like that one backyard wrestling thread we had way back. Trashfighting is so great, real or fake. I still fondly recall Sir William Black
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willie_dee posted:I hope that STREET BEEFS one day ups the production a tiny bit but keeps its personality, I imagine it'll be more genuine than this man the dude cornering Sapphire might be more gay(? gayer??) than Sapphire. I believe that's a first in fight history.
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