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coconono posted:I'd pay $5 for a warm bleacher seat, those lovely little nachos and afternoon of dudes blasting each other. I don't think this is allowed anywhere near children.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:It's already been confirmed that several Street Beefs allstars aren't allowed anywhere near children so no problem there Is that why they have "NO Kids" spraypainted on a piece of plywood?
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Jun 28, 2019 17:58
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Wait, Scarface, the sore loser that keeps changing the outcomes of his matches, is the same guy as the terrible ring announcer that can't even get through introductions while reading cue cards? I haven't watched any Scarface matches yet, I tend to stick with the shortest ones so far because they provide the most entertainment.
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Jul 5, 2019 14:35
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I can't find it now, but there's a fight in someone's backyard with about thirty seconds of a woman asking if anyone owns a white Kia SUV.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:The Iron Will vs. OG GONZOE Was there some sort of bet where one would use the biggest mouthguard ever while the other wore the biggest jockstrap? Scarface never fails to annoy the poo poo out of me during his introductions. He's constantly looking just offscreen, presumably at cuecards, so I have no idea why he can't spit out a complete sentence. He also seems to randomly leave out information, like he'll announce the win/loss for one guy, but not the other. And I've been singing "Street Beefs" to the tune of the Goof Troop theme.
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Jul 7, 2019 12:37
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DJExile posted:hahahaha someone please find this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-4Fbn9jGg About 2:14 in
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Jul 8, 2019 19:43
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I believe I've read this entire thread and didn't see where it was confirmed that a bunch of these guys have been convicted of child sex crimes. Is it true? Because that makes this all a bit less funny, at least to me.
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Jul 13, 2019 12:48
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MarcusSA posted:I don’t know about a bunch but one dude for sure yes. Mighty Mouse? I don't think I've seen him fight yet. Though I'd appreciate a video of him being forced to eat his own teeth if it exists. EDIT: Is "Satan's Backyard" just a general term? Because I've seen them use it for every venue they've fought at. Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jul 13, 2019 |
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Jul 13, 2019 12:55
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What's so perplexing to me about the white supremacism throughout Street Beefs is that most of the yearly MVP names painted on the ring are Iraqi Assassin and Jordanian Nightmare.
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Jul 13, 2019 15:55
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Does anyone know the name of the ref that rubs his nose and does the whole "Let's fight!" routine? He really seems to be trying to make a name for himself.
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Jul 14, 2019 19:28
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I love how often they suddenly realize they need a timekeeper as the loving match is starting. Here's one where there's a disagreement as to how much time is left as the fight is happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkEDaf11xE4
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Jul 20, 2019 14:06
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Is it a requirement that the beefs start in or on the street?
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Jul 21, 2019 20:51
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I did ring announcing for a backyard wrestling fed in my hometown on Long Island years ago. One of the funniest things is the argument over how many people wanted to use "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" as their entrance theme, but skip ahead to 0:50 for it. And being that this was in 1999, whoever was running the CD player would inevitably gently caress it up.
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Jul 21, 2019 22:33
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But the latest video is titled "NEW BEEF"
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Jul 22, 2019 18:09
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So I just watched my first Scarface fight and... A) It's the only video so far that's had a music intro, and I've watched at least twenty or thirty matches by now. 2) Everyone else has records in the single digits while Scarface is somehow 16-0. D) Scarface is loving terrible, he keeps grabbing White Dragon by the shirt to keep him in place and try to hit him, and then he quits in the first round. And he actually claims that he wins these fights afterwards?
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Jul 26, 2019 18:44
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I need to see Scarface pull his usual poo poo in Satan's Backyard with Jens Pulver. Please, I've been good this year.
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Jul 27, 2019 12:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZiTH0Kobfk There's a woman in the cage recording the match, but instead we're watching the video from some dude outside, so we get to hear him yelling the entire time. I loving love this organization. SWINGIN' FOR THE FENCES KEEP YER HANDS UP JAMES HE'S LOOKIN' FOR A PRAYER EDIT: I'd watch an entire video just about their terrible tattoos.
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Jul 28, 2019 13:22
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I just watched a fight that had a dude with a boom mic in the ring what the gently caress.
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Aug 3, 2019 12:42
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I barely pay attention to who wins or loses, I was hoping that the boom mic would play into the finish, maybe accidentally clotheslining someone.
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Aug 3, 2019 14:19
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I feel like buying a STREETBEEFS hoodie online will put me on a whole bunch of lists.
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Aug 8, 2019 00:20
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Don't let your past...haunt you...
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Aug 8, 2019 19:04
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NAG posted:[This video has been removed by the user] Wasabi the J posted:Reuploaded title something like "fight video better angle, announcer audio fixed" where there's a ten minute explanation that raises more questions, then you see them recreate the fight introduction with the fighters and like half the people. Wait, what?
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Aug 9, 2019 01:11
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Draxion posted:Scarface likes to do elaborate "no see really what happened was" videos whenever he loses a fight and then declares it either a tie or his win, and also removing proof that he got beat. Oh, I get it. Sorry, I thought you were talking about a specific video. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_FoLNUggII So they have/had someone with what looks like a steadycam and yet they use the cell phone footage from the person in the ring? Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Aug 9, 2019 |
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Aug 9, 2019 01:27
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So is the name of the company "Private Internet Access"? Because all he ever says is "Shout out to private internet access, don't let your past (come back to) haunt you" If so, that may be the most painfully generic name for a product I've ever heard.
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Aug 11, 2019 11:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQO5-5BNgM At about 1:35 Scarface start distracting the poo poo out of everyone, including the fighters, because someone is filming illegally outside the ring. Even the ref starts ignoring the fight to yell at whoever.
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Aug 11, 2019 13:05
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Look, we haven't had to worry about Mighty Mouse before these voicemails because "NO KIDS" is very clearly spraypainted on some plywood.
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Aug 12, 2019 15:49
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Or that by keeping the belt in his house Scarface has basically declared himself STREETBEEFS Champion.
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Aug 12, 2019 16:50
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Scrapez posted:I look forward to Mighty Mouse starting a competing backyard fighting club. You know drat well there won't be a "No kids allowed" sign spray painted on the cage wall. Call it CUL-DE-SAC SMACKS
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Aug 12, 2019 17:04
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goodog posted:Even if Scarface doesn't run afoul of the Comandos in Brazil, it seems likely that he'll end up pissing off some proud local gyms who will have no problem beating the absolute poo poo out of him. As long as it’s filmed at more than one angle, he’ll be fine.
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Aug 13, 2019 12:12
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Then he can call himself Murderface.
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Aug 13, 2019 14:30
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Yeah, I'd usually consider someone that hasn't molested children as "slightly less of a dick" than someone that has molested children.
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Aug 15, 2019 15:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au1Tdy1OmfM This may be my favorite fight for the production alone.
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Aug 17, 2019 12:45
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We make fun of the ref that does the nose thing and his "LET'S FIGHT!!" routine, but it's a hell of a lot better than that other little twerp with "Let's mix it up!"
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Aug 19, 2019 20:25
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Body shots! BODY SHOTS!!
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Aug 21, 2019 14:05
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Beef Fight uploaded For a legit beef, this is one of the most boring fights I've seen them upload.
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Aug 21, 2019 17:01
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I really wish there was an attorney that could record themselves laughing until they can't breathe while watching Scarface's little contract signing.
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Aug 21, 2019 21:08
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Lions in the Corner?
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Aug 22, 2019 14:11
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Well, he does have the mind of a twelve year old.
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Aug 22, 2019 15:29
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Latest "yeah sure" project is he is starting a STREETBEEFS charity to help out beefers in need Isn't that what STREETBEEFS merchandise does?
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Paper Lion posted:Tyson v Italian Tyson, book it coward scarface Make it a three-way with Iron Mike.
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