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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
"Cargo Cult Armbar" has entered my vocabulary thanks to this thread.

Irish Hurricaine [sic] vs. White Russian is my current car wreck of choice, as Irish clearly has no desire to be in the ring in the first place and basically gets talked into continuing after the first standing eight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkEDaf11xE4

EDIT: Okay, Phit vs. Robo Redneck... I don't want to be too rough on these two because they're clearly too young and inexperienced to understand just how terrible they are. Plus, the ref gets a little instruction of his own partway through ("They're workin', you can't stand 'em up.")

But the exchange at 1:15 after the restart is just... I can't...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYqREVdWLeM&t=75s

delfin fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Mar 11, 2019

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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
The Milwaukee Animal vs. It.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_wIYrI2wo

The first fight I've seen in ages where one guy stops the fight and tells the other guy "I can't do this, I don't want to keep hittin' you, man."

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
First attempt at commemoration:



STREETBEEFS
Look, I've reached the legal limit
of how many times I can hit him.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Nah, it just came to my mind reading your description of the reverse-engineered armbar attempt.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
The death of It will be the high water mark for Bare Knuckle Fighting.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
The game will have a Create-a-Beefer mode, but no matter what you select you end up with It.

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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Apparently Streetbeefs has a Roku app now.

https://twitter.com/ThA_BEAST_DUBV/status/1250515420320354306

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