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Mel Mudkiper posted:perhaps you would feel better with this story of friendship and redemption told in satans backyard I think I married one of them in my 20s.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 01:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:39 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Is this the new bumfights Its somewhat less exploitive, but yeah. Its like if Alaska Fighting Championships had prelim fights in the parking lot.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 01:26 |
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if I was 20 something fresh out of rehab and someone told me I could fight without getting the cops called on me, I would do this poo poo for free.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 00:57 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:That explains so many things what do my knuckles say? (glass jaw)
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 01:03 |
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its probably for the best, anyway. Someone that knows what they're doing vs someone that watched a few youtube clips is bound to end up in a fatality on a long enough timeline.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 21:05 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Cavauro sounds like we need to settle things in the yard fight called due to exhaustion. Truly Street Beefs is a life lesson in motion.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 02:00 |
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Eventually one of these guys will figure out bodyshot combos and the next fight filmed will have an ambulance wailing in the background.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 18:19 |
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I've been laughing at Cargo Cult Armbar all day. My co-workers think I'm weirder than usual.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 22:21 |
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personally, I trust the Streetbeefs guy more than Dana White.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 02:11 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:The most easily suppressed revolt in history. carpet bombing them with titty mags and Vicodin, ends overnight.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 18:44 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Sometimes I wonder if the camera guy is in on the joke That was a funny fight all around. A much larger opponent gets floored twice and both have striking accuracy of a drunken artillery during an earthquake.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 17:35 |
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Lucito looks like he's doing an imitation of the boxer hype videos. As a fighting style. While there are goofy foot and arm movements designed to draw the puncher's eye(and his hands), they're not really things a starting boxer should be doing. Lucito got punched a whole bunch because he was busy jiggling when he shoulda been punching.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 18:13 |
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I'm impressed he kept the grip despite breaking a collarbone. edit: rewatching, he grabs the dude's trunks, lmao.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 17:56 |
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This one has a crazy dick punch about 1:40 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIErGx_py4
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 19:20 |
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That's what happens when you grow up past the "might shoot up the highschool" phase. They seem pretty cool.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 19:55 |
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That pic was from this fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXH3QyeEMUk There is so much untreated anxiety in attendance you can distill it and sell it at the local Ralph's.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2019 16:42 |
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the little rap intro on that Diablo fight is something else. I think I saw Session Moth getting mauled.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 20:05 |
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Draxion posted:10 count pin was a Tenkaichi Budokai thing, do fights in Satan's Backyard take place under Dragon Ball rules? Satan's backyard, implies that Mr Satan owns the yard, so yes this checks out.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 15:04 |
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Wangsbig posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvaCFz95pLI Wonderbread looks like one of Ian Rotten's kids.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 17:00 |
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they strike me more of a taco truck kind of crowd.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 20:44 |
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I never get to watch Sumo because its like 3am or someshit where I am or you have to scum around for some guy's cellphone stream. I would absolutely love seeing broken tooth americans do sumo.
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# ¿ May 13, 2019 16:03 |
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spacetoaster posted:Pretty sure that white dude is doing muay thai somewhere. Are they allowing trained folks to fight? supposedly you're not supposed to get in the yard if you're licensed but I don't know if the StreetBeeefmiester seriously follows up on that.
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# ¿ May 13, 2019 22:00 |
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TheKingslayer posted:Good lord, this is just Brawl For All with MMA gloves. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
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# ¿ May 17, 2019 01:33 |
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willie_dee posted:I hope that STREET BEEFS one day ups the production a tiny bit but keeps its personality, I imagine it'll be more genuine than this man the dude cornering Sapphire might be more gay(? gayer??) than Sapphire. I believe that's a first in fight history.
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 18:00 |
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in that RNR fight, the wrestler looked vaguely trained whereas the toothless one knew how to throw a punch. At least with Streetbeefs its much more even competition.
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 01:42 |
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wtf kind of neighbors call in a noise complaint in the middle of the afternoon? Even my 3rd shift neighbors respect this.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 16:57 |
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I wish i was good at video games I would make a streetbeefs videogame.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 15:43 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Pretty sure you could just mod Def Jam FFNY I was honestly thinking about that or one of those wacky arms games where you gotta QWOP your way to victory.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 15:55 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:On today's episode of "Worst idea I have ever heard" I can't say that I'm not curious. But then again, I like to look at dead things so this is probably a personal failing.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 00:24 |
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Flair Flop should be up for some cinematic awards. That was inadvertently a beautiful piece of camera work. E I'll take the draw. That 3rd was close. I felt Scarface was landing cleaner but Dragon landed with more volume. coconono fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jun 15, 2019 |
# ¿ Jun 15, 2019 21:34 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Yeah the third round I am willing to give to Scarface but I feel like White Dragon outboxed him first and second yeah I saw some stuff in there that miiiight be a skosh dirty from Scarface. The near low blow, the spitting of the mouthpiece felt tactical.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2019 21:52 |
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next year for Father's Day I expect a Street Beefs title shot.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2019 23:37 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:oh my god scarface has reached a hitherto unimagined level of saltiness Not that it really has any bearing on my enjoyment of Street Beefs, but what the gently caress did Scarf go to jail for? Its clearly not financial fraud.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 18:10 |
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that is my new dance move. Gonna go tear up the club with the scarface
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 20:40 |
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Wangsbig posted:it might be possible that the ex con monetizing a backyard fight club is a scumbag degenerate As as I know he hasn't slept with any of the fighters so he's not on Ian Rotten's level.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 16:20 |
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The funny part is if Scarface didn't say poo poo about the draw no one would egg him on about it.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 19:13 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:btw if you guys havent seen the dadbod battle royale at that little league game it has a very STREETBEEFS aesthetic to it I saw the footage Lakewood PD was sharing and they should use little league diamonds as fight clubs more often. I'd pay $5 for a warm bleacher seat, those lovely little nachos and afternoon of dudes blasting each other.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 19:25 |
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Probably got some metal workers on work release to put something together. Support your local convicts.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 01:20 |
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Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbH9tYUSdzY I can respect the honesty and their fervent desire to better themselves, but jfc dude. Mighty Mouse just copped to sex trafficking a minor and said it was ok because he got probation for it. Not even "I was real fuckin stupid and have had a lot of time to sort my poo poo..." etc etc I did enjoy Scarface's adherence to the prison version of Robert's Rules of Order.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 15:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 05:39 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Well that got dark real fast I don't think you can look at any of these folks and declare them perfect decision makers. As far as I'm concerned they served their time and they're now making positive contributions to society.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 15:32 |