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staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Today's fights are up. Taz vs Scuba Steve is hilarious and features an amazing tan on Taz

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staguar
Aug 29, 2004
B Rose vs Ox being a close decision tells me that Scarface was involved in the judging, much like he was for his "draw".

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Mighty Mouse? I don't think I've seen him fight yet. Though I'd appreciate a video of him being forced to eat his own teeth if it exists.


It appears there are two fighters named Mighty Mouse and Mighty Mouse 2 has several fights on the main Street Beefs channel. If you look at the sexual predator Mighty Mouse's channel, he has videos of himself boxing

Also, while Street Beefs didn't comment on it, Mighty Mouse has his own channel for the fights and straight up says in the title that the dude from last week is Aryan Brotherhood.

https://youtu.be/DX-92qutBho

Edit: I guess Mighty Mouse 2 is the sexual predator. I'm not sure who Mighty Mouse 1 is.

staguar fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jul 13, 2019

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What's so perplexing to me about the white supremacism throughout Street Beefs is that most of the yearly MVP names painted on the ring are Iraqi Assassin and Jordanian Nightmare.

In the early days of Streetbeefs, they were, along with The Olympian, the only decent fighters that came around.

I miss The Olympian and his mom yelling for him all through the fights. I think he realized he had nothing to gain by doing these fights and hanging around Scarface and went somewhere to get proper training.

https://youtu.be/dWyjBlbmIBk

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
A new fight is up with the usual Street Beefs terrible production values

https://youtu.be/yhLFrWz1OAI

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Just a quick shout out to this one

https://youtu.be/-HQzJbtjzBs

Letterbox within standard within letterbox

That's some video editing right there


The bald guy looks like a character from Punch Out

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:


BEACH vs THE NIGHTTIME GURU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0eFVpPGK3Y

This Beach kid is something else. He is legit too good and too young to be wasting his time on this poo poo. Both of his fights have been absolute devastation on the ground, and he looks on a totally different level.

I didn't see Beach's first fight and, from looking at the two of them, thought he'd get smoked. He really does need to go somewhere that isn't so shady.

I haven't watched all of this week's fights, but I do love Scarface shilling for what I assume is a VPN and telling people to not let their past come back to haunt them. I'm guessing Mighty Mouse wasn't involved in getting that sponsor.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
STREET BEEFS: BRAZIL

https://youtu.be/tWFZOfteydM

I'm looking forward to Scarface fighting someone in a favela and getting shot when he says it was a draw.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Benne posted:

Scarface is gonna gently caress around and get a Fox Sports deal (or get gunned down in the streets of Sao Paulo, it could honestly go either way at this point)

I can't decide which one would be funnier.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Christopher Wayne Yarborough

I found his sex offender profile but it still just lists "carnal knowledge of a 13 year old" but nothing else

I'm glad they finally told him to gently caress off, but it's hilarious that Scarface didn't care about MM being a piece of poo poo child sex trafficker until he heard these voicemails talking poo poo about, presumably, him.

So what's it going to take to get him to tell the white supremacists to take a hike?

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Mighty Mouse calling out Scarface for getting whipped by White Dragon is great.

It's like they're fans of mid 90s WCW and decided to recreate the NWO angle with a child rapist in the Scott Hall role.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
I just joined the Facebook group and Scarface has gone on tilt today and is posting a million videos in there.

The only thing that would make it better is if Jens Pulver showed up to Mighty Mouse's sketchy fight club instead of Street Beefs.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Secondly, apparently the beef started over the fact Mighty Mouse was working as a bookie for the fights without Face knowing about it lol

I've gotta know what the odds were for Taz vs Scuba Steve.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Face is claiming that streetbeefs is partnering with Bare Knuckle Fighting and he is acting as some sort of agent/manager to get them fights on a card.

I'm sure this will go well for Scuba Steve

I'm waiting for Scarface to pull an old school wrestling trick of keeping some of the money from each fighter because he got them booked to fight.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Did Mighty Mouse ever put on the gloves in Satan’s Backyard or was he just a ref?

He did fight in the past:

Vs Italian Tyson

https://youtu.be/FiyiUeOWjns

Vs White Dragon

https://youtu.be/3XJJr8SVhEY

Vs G

https://youtu.be/e94OaIC8LIk

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
There's a guy in the Facebook group saying he has developed a technique using only boxing that allows him to counter MMA techniques.

I so very badly need to see him fight.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Scarface's wife looks exactly like I'd expect from hearing her voice from behind the phone she uses to record fights

https://youtu.be/RJKnOSn0dps

I love that Scarface finally announced who the champion is, but still doesn't let them hold the belt.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

having followed both channels for about a week it seems like Mighty Mouse's crew were all the weird try hard boxing guys who have dull ten minute fights so I predict a new golden age of hilarious bullshit for streetbeefs

If he wants to go full NWO, he needs to get White Dragon to come over and talk poo poo about Scarface rigging the decision in their fight.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

coconono posted:

guns down gloves up
no kids
white dragon won that fight

"Mighty Mouse was framed."

Unless you find out that he's making money off of your fights, then it's "Mighty Mouse is a chomo."



Mel Mudkiper posted:

Beef Fight uploaded

Worth it just for the peak into the legal document they have to sign before they fight which is, hoo boy, I would love to see that shown in court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4YwdnquFE

I think Scarface's heart is in the right place when he's actually trying to get people to settle their beef in the yard vs with a gun. It's when he thinks he's a rural Virginia Dana White and books a crackhead to fight a meth junkie that he fucks up. Sadly, those fights are usually the most entertaining.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

DJExile posted:

i haven't watched much mma in years but do corner guys and like half the crowd still scream KNEES KNEES KNEES KNEES KNEES KNEES KNEES KNEES KNEES as soon as the fighters are on the ground?

Yes, and also when they get into a clinch.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
The documentary is now up on YouTube

https://youtu.be/xPh5ozZ8oUs

I feel sorry for anyone who sees the fights in this and thinks this is what normal Streetbeefs looks like, only to tune in and see a crackhead fighting a tattoo covered pedophile.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Mighty Mouse quiz time

Is Mighty Mouse

A. Arranging the first ever under-12 MMA fight for his UFL?
B. Challenging Scarface to fight him at high noon at the Alamo
C. Copyrighting Streetbeefs from under Scarface
D. Taking videos of african streetfights and claiming they are from the international branch of his new fight league

Answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMOE3MZuTWY

I'm disappointed that the answer wasn't "all of the above"

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Firechicken posted:

There's no money involved, just like amateur boxing. They're very strict on this, no betting/paying fighters.
Its free to watch, participate, and offers a lot of exposure if that's what you're looking for.

I watched WWE when i was younger, i had a friend that is a big time WWE star now.

I do watch some MMA and boxing, mainly the big fights. I used to do mma, i had 4 matches about 10yrs ago.

Did Mighty Mouse share any of his winnings from gambling on your fight? Was it widely known that Mighty Mouse was a pedo, but nobody cared?

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Why does round bearded ref feel like he has to do the stupid nose rubbing? Are the refs just random dudes who want to be involved but can't fight? Did you see the different refs working on their gimmicks on how to start the fight?

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

who won White Dragon or Scarface

Asking the important questions

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
I love fat bearded ref shoving his fingers into a fighters mouth while they're struggling to breathe and being stretched by the other fighter.

https://youtu.be/zfLqRB1eBnU

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Pope Corky the IX posted:

He lets Outlaw punch him in the back of the head for twenty seconds without doing anything about it.

Some of the fights this week make it really clear that Scarface cares about getting views/making money and not the health of the fighters.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siggu52M04k


B. Him going "some of y'all act like just because you have gone to a boxing gym a few times you know how to fight" as if that isn't, literally, most of the people in Streetbeefs.


Especially funny when we've seen Scarface in the ring and he sucks at fighting.

I don't know why I'm surprised, but he SB Facebook group is toxic as hell. Don't like that Tyson soccer kicked a fighter in the head? They'll tell you that they have some tampons for you. Matt Anderson is in there calling out Scarface for only caring about views, so his ban should be coming any minute now.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
I saw his second fight and thought that he was going to make fools of us all.

I was so disappointed to be wrong.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
I really think Scarface was hoping that putting him against a guy who would kickbox the poo poo out of him would convince Phoenix to hang up the gloves.

I'm both scared and excited to see experiment #3.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

In other news, Mighty Mouse has started uploading "skits"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScZwy3MNDZs

Mighty Mouse out there trying to appeal to that early teen market. Hopefully he won't sexually assault and/or pimp out any of them again.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Firechicken, do you have a copy of the waiver that you signed before your fights? We really need to read what Scarface thinks will protect him in court.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
An explanation from Rising Phoenix. It's so much better than I was hoping for.

https://youtu.be/TKm12XMpD3k

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
I would think that if you're trying to make Kung Fu viable in MMA you should actually be good at Kung Fu first.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Ringo Roadagain posted:

I’m trying to get a friend of mine into StreetBeefs but I’m not sure which fights to show him, so I was wondering if any of the beef experts can recommended 3 or 4 fights that aren’t sad and make you feel like a bad person for watching them.

Look for some of the early fights with The Olympian, The Iraqi Assassin, or The Jordanian Nightmare.

Olympian vs Bipolar Bobby

https://youtu.be/cEXZ-WlTV7k

vs The Scotsman

https://youtu.be/dWyjBlbmIBk

Iraqi Assassin vs Jordanian Nightmare

https://youtu.be/KQc0aOJgQJA

Jordanian Nightmare vs Souljahboy

https://youtu.be/52DAChHBpFE

These are probably the "best" fighters to have been regulars. I think Iraqi Assassin is the only one that still comes around, but he doesn't fight anymore.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Firechicken posted:

Firechicken vs rising pheonix, make it happen!

Are you trying to catch a manslaughter charge?

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
I keep thinking the Facebook group can't get any dumber, but then you have people asking if they should put their 4 year old in Kung Fu classes and other people worrying about their in-ring nicknames when nobody has a clue who they are.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004
These are fights today and possibly a beef fight between two ladies. There have been lots of people in the Facebook group stressing over what name to use for their fight. I'm really hoping we'll get experiment #4 today.

staguar
Aug 29, 2004

Vincent posted:

Don't denigrate StreetBeefs, please.

Seriously, this is a wholesome family-oriented unlicensed backyard fight promotion.

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staguar
Aug 29, 2004
Looks like we just got the first legit injury in a fight in Action Man vs Outlaw

https://youtu.be/HE_ir1VZsFI

Oh poo poo, Scuba Steve is back!!!

https://youtu.be/ycZF2LIp2B4

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