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Kramer makes a fortune in the cryptocurrency market Jerry calls an Uber and is picked up by Kramer driving Jerry's car George bluffs his way into a tech job until he gets fired for crashing the entire company network
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George goes his own way Jerry gets #MeToo'd Kramer is QAnon and tries to monetize it Elaine poops her pants at a party
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Mar 7, 2019 12:46
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 funny how it also works as a political compass
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Mar 7, 2019 13:09
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jerry ODs on fentanyl
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Mar 7, 2019 13:35
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Jerry accidentally crosses the Mexican border while giving Babu and Babu's son a ride to the airport. They're stopped by border patrol and Babu's son is taken from him and put in a cage.
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Mar 7, 2019 13:55
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George ends up working as a White House staffer. Trump is only ever filmed from behind and frequently goes off on long, incoherent tangents.
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Mar 7, 2019 13:58
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Kramer has the piss tape but it's on a microsd card and he has an iphone
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Mar 7, 2019 13:58
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Jerry is mocked wherever he goes for his role in the disgraceful Bee Movie.
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Mar 7, 2019 13:59
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frank costanza died in 9/11
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Some people misinterpret one of Jerry's jokes and he ends up being an alt-right icon and has to do increasingly left leaning things in order to shake the image but they just think he's being ironic and doing it to own the libs.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:02
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George gets roped into buying tiki torches for a friend's patio party. While carrying them through the streets, he is once again mistaken for a Neo-Nazi.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:02
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Lloyd Braun get banned from all social media
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Mar 7, 2019 14:05
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Elane's terrible dancing is caught on youtube and she becomes an overnight celebrity. She launches her own youtube channel and the donations pour in. Unfortunately she ends up dancing so much that she actually gets sort of okay at dancing and it's not funny anymore. When she tries to be bad on purpose, she's greeted with universal scorn and the money evaporates overnight.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:09
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George accidentally becomes an incel after trying to quit being a 'volcel' Newman becomes a Proud Boy alt-righter Elaine gets upset that her nudes got leaked but nobody wants to see them Kramer invents his own cryptocoin and lights Jerry's kitchen on fire trying to steal electricity to mine them
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"the president had woman hands"
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Jerry gets bit on the rear end by a goose. I dunno.
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"its fake news. not that theres anything wrong with that"
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Mar 7, 2019 14:13
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Newman invests in Kramercoin which goes through the roof, and threatens to buy the apartment building and throw Jerry out, but it crashes when it's publicly revealed that Newman, the majority holder, works for the U.S Post Office.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:17
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kramer doesnt want to wear the hat at a maga rally
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Mar 7, 2019 14:17
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George tries to scam money with a spurious kickstarter but gets in over his head when the kickstarter goes viral and he finds he must deliver on his outrageous promise to make the most realistic space sim of all time.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:17
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Kramer says some racist things at a comedy club and is invited to perform at CPAC.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:19
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Ellaine doorknocks for AOC's campaign
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Mar 7, 2019 14:21
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Elaine pretends to like videogames to score points with an implausibly hot esports gamer. She gets outed as a "fake gamer girl" and becomes the focus of a brutal harassment campaign. Luckily she's able to escape by turning off her computer and walking away from the screen.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:23
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after jerry has sex with his maid and george has sex with his secretary they are outed by the #metoo movement and combat this by faking a gay relationship with each other
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Mar 7, 2019 14:23
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Jerry runs afoul of a collection agent trying to shake him down for money owned on a decades-overdue Blockbuster rental.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:27
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They all have sex with each other, but they grow tired of it and seek new adventures. Plus it stinks.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:28
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The show is rebooted with a gender-flipped cast and the internet loses its loving mind.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:29
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Kramer takes over Jerry's Twitter account and posts really terrible observational humor on it. Jerry: Who told you you could post on my Twitter? Kramer: Oh Jerry, come on! All these celebrities have other people running their Twitters these days! Jerry: *scrolling through his timeline* Kramer, these jokes are terrible! And some of them aren't even jokes! "What's the deal with quinoa?" That's just a question. There isn't even a punchline! Kramer: That's as good as anything you do!
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Mar 7, 2019 14:31
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after crazy joe davola tries to prevent elaine from escaping his apartment instead of comically avoiding him she comically gets a restraining order
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Mar 7, 2019 14:34
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The gang go to a Whole Foods grocery store and George is appalled by the exorbitant prices he’s expected to pay.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:36
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when it is found out that the human fund is a fake charity lawyers threaten george and he is forced to perpetuate the fraud for several years until it blows up in scandal
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Mar 7, 2019 14:42
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George notices a women's restroom that is rarely used due to the massive gender gap in his workplace. While on his way home, he notices a long blonde wig in a shop window and begins to hatch a plan
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Mar 7, 2019 14:43
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Newman joins Alt-right and starts a gang of postal workers who threaten to take over the federal government.
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Mar 7, 2019 14:47
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Ehud posted:Kramer takes over Jerry's Twitter account and posts really terrible observational humor on it. Im so mad that i could hear that line in kramers voice and picture him gesturing his hand in Jerry's direction while saying it
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Mar 7, 2019 14:53
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Jerry, George and Elaine do a chip-in to buy Tim Whatley's birthday gift off Amazon. George orders the gift off Amazon but realizes he needs a prime membership to get the deal. He sends a venmo request for the chip-in to Jerry and Elaine and they scoff when they realize he tried to get them to pay for his prime membership as well. Elaine: George, it's 2019. Pay for your own prime. George: You guys are screwing me again!!
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Mar 7, 2019 15:02
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Newman holds all the Bird scooters hostage in his apartment, and when people come to his door to rent one, he charges them $50 "I AM THE BIRD CATCHER"
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Mar 7, 2019 15:06
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Neutrino posted:Newman joins Alt-right and starts a gang of postal workers who threaten to take over the federal government. They succeed and Newman becomes president of the United States for real, not just on TV.
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Mar 7, 2019 15:07
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Elaine finds what seems to be a dream apartment. The catch? It’s in one of those “human interaction” communes. She fakes her way in, but abuses the common areas to the point that all the other residents band together and evict her.
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Mar 7, 2019 15:10
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Kramer gets partnered on Twitch and live streams his every day life. *Kramer busts through Jerry's apartment holding up a laptop with a webcam* Kramer: Jerry say hello to my chat. Jerry: Kramer, I don't want to be on twitch. get that thing away from me. Kramer: Just say hello *shoving laptop into Jerry's face* Jerry: KRAMER STOP IT! Kramer: JUST SAY HELLO TO CHAT! Jerry: ALRIGHT!!!....hello Kramer's chat Kramer: ...okay chat, sorry about that. Let's go check in with Newman. *Kramer exits Jerry's apartment and closes door with his foot*
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Jerry buys his father a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 as a birthday present and the battery blows up at the worst possible time.
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