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peramene posted:Final Tentative Final Cast List: I was going to make a joke about this but honestly I don't know enough about the game to tell if it's actually a typo.
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Mar 24, 2019 01:52
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Prince of Space posted:
Larcenist Brodsky Heya Verbillium, sorry I'm just now getting in touch, must have had my communicator set to silent. You know how it is. Anyway, I'm super glad we get to talk, because I thought I could use this as an opportunity to share a little bit about Shirnao culture. See, in Whiterock, we have this custom where, when you accuse someone of stealing, you usually say what it was that was taken from you. In the past day, I've borrowed two cigarettes, a notebook, a glass of wine, some hair pins, an egg, and some succulents that someone just left laying in a garden. If any of those are yours, I'd be more than happy to return them. Like I was telling my best friend Scholar Xavier, I'm sure this is just a little misunderstanding that I'm sure we can clear up, I just have to take care of a little business real quick and then I'll meet up with you as soon as I can. Good luck with the puppet show! I'm bummed I'm gonna miss it, but you can tell me all about it. Over.
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Apr 12, 2019 16:40
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George Kansas posted:
Hi, person I haven't met! It's me, Brodsky. Can you hear me? I hope you can hear me. If not, let me know. Anyway, I guess the difference between you and I is ultimately our capacity for deception. I like to play it straight, I am what I am. You call me 'Yegg Brodsky' if you want instead, I always liked that word. Yegg yegg yegg. I think I like it because it sounds like 'egg,' which is funny. Over.
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Apr 12, 2019 21:28
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Larcenist Brodsky Hi Vermillions, your pal Brodsky here. Just wanted to say I think you have some pretty enlightened attitudes regarding the concept of personal property. I like your words, because they're like my head-words, but smarter. Over.
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Apr 12, 2019 21:34
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Poque posted:Scholar Xavier Wow, in like, the Macro sense? Gosh, what a question. Sometimes I feel like I'm just like a boat upon a winding river twisting towards an endless black sea, further and further drifting away from where I want to be, who I want to be. Like, right now I'm in the Common District being mugged by Zanzian, that's hardly ideal. How did I end up here? What choices led to me, a humble Larcenist, being brutally accosted by some mean little goon?
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Apr 25, 2019 20:29
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Snooze Cruise posted:So there is no trader at the guild right now? Larcenist Brodsky Hi! I'm currently being menaced, but I'd be happy to help with any business needs you might have! If you have any snacks you have to share them with me though, guild policy.
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Apr 25, 2019 22:41
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sniper4625 posted:Hey, would either you or Zanzian, at some point during this apparently incredibly slow-speed mugging, feel like telling us what this is all about? Larcenist Brodsky Well, your boy here shared some information in the spirit of mutual cooperation and trust. Gosh, what an error that turned out to be. Some people want something I have, so they've sent Zanzibar here to do their dirty work for them. Some say delegation is a sign of leadership, but I say if it's worth doing, do it yourself. Anyway, alas, your poor sweet Larcenist has become the larcenized! Larcenisted? I was given the choice to take a 'trade' or take a beating for what I have. That's capitalism I suppose!
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Apr 25, 2019 23:15
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 Larcenist BrodskyHi! My name is Brodsky and I'd be happy to be your mayor. Thanks!
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Apr 28, 2019 22:24
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 Larcenist BrodskyCan Lain and I both be mayor? That sounds fun. They could handle all the puppet-related issues.
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Apr 28, 2019 22:37
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Snooze Cruise posted:Will the other candidates be able to make it to the fountain for a public debate or not? I would like to know if I am able to move elsewhere. Do we really need to argue? That doesn't sound like very much fun. I think we should have a race or do rock-paper-scissors instead to decide who is best, but only if we can't all agree!
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Apr 28, 2019 22:43
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Larcenist Brodsky The Matrons are a bunch of busy-bodies. I can't believe anyone would think it's okay to imprison Pitzae just because she broke one of the Matrons' rules. What if the penalty was even harsher? Would you say 'Oh, well, she was told not to go there by the Matrons, so really Pitzae deserved to lose their head.' What right do they have to imprison someone who isn't even from Whiterock. All of that sucks. Boo!
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Apr 29, 2019 00:44
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Meinberg posted:Sovereign nations have the right to enforce their laws. If you believe that said laws are unjust, then I recommend a more organized form of civil disobedience. While I can understand wanting to spit in the face of laws that you do not agree with, doing so is not likely to yield productive results. Larcenist BrodskyHi Speaker! It's very impressive that you're able to talk so eloquently while also licking those boots.
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Apr 29, 2019 02:02
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Meinberg posted:I mean, it is in the title after all. I think it's super interesting how you speak on the rights of nations, but not on the rights of people! Personally that's not how I would do it, but I guess everyone has their own perspective. Gosh, I wonder if there was even a trial, and if that trial was held to any kind of standard. It's fun to think about these things, don't you agree?
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Apr 29, 2019 02:23
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Meinberg posted:Well excuse me for thinking that we live in a society! While I know our laws to be, in many cases, unjust, I’ve found the enforcement of them to be perfectly even-handed. I also am clearly a boot lick for thinking that we should move towards constructive, sustainable change rather than engaging in short-term rebellion. Hmmmm, are you saying that it doesn't matter if the law is correct so long as it is reasonably enforced? Gosh, you must be really smart to understand that because it doesn't make any sense to me! I guess it doesn't matter what injustices are suffered now so long as things get better at some interminable point in the future. What is a nation, anyway? Just a bunch of people, right? What's to keep me from forming my own nation? I'm founding Brodskytown, it's a country by me for everyone. It's my sovereign right to tell you to go appeal for Pitske's immediate release. Anyone who wants to join Brodskytown is welcome! I made us a flag! 
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Apr 29, 2019 03:25
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curiousCat posted:Once again, it really sounds like she vandalized a sacred site, and made her clean it before letting her leave. Larcenist Brodsky It's too bad there's no way to get both sides of the story! That could clear all this up. Oh well!
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Apr 29, 2019 04:09
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Chic Trombone posted:Kasia Larcenist Brodsky Golly, those sure are some assumptions you're making about me! Black to all that, buddy. I'm so happy that you had fun in Whiterock! It's interesting, but over the past few years I've discovered that personal experience is not universal to everyone. Pretty interesting, don't you think?
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Apr 29, 2019 19:43
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Chic Trombone posted:Kasia Larcenist Brodsky I didn't have much fun and it was not good. I did like catching solastings though, that was cool. Am I mayor yet? I zoned out there for a minute.
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Apr 29, 2019 20:47
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Larcenist Brodsky Hi! Azure told me to come with her to the mayor's office, so I think I'm helping with that! I guess I'll find out when I get there. I'm guessing that means I shouldn't touch the supplies yet!
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Apr 29, 2019 21:43
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bagshotrow posted:All traders: although you all work at your own discretion, ciel and I would prefer that no one go to channelwood until the deal is verified and violence is ceased. Right right, our concerns. Absolutely. Got it. Totally got those concerns on lock. Me? Heh, yeah, I know all about our concerns. Obviously.
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Apr 29, 2019 22:05
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Meinberg posted:I found something strange. Larcenist Brodsky I was just holding it for a friend!
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May 1, 2019 04:51
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Poque posted:Scholar Xavier Hi Xavier! It's your friend Brodsky here. I had some ideas about what you said! You say to set aside my feelings about how each Age is run, but I don't want to do that! If there's no oversight over the actions of the other guilds or the governments of each Age, what do we do when they step out of line? Abdicating responsibility is the same thing as avoiding it, I think! Without binding, things fall apart! That's just science. So when you say that we should be a non-binding mediation body, I think that body would fall apart! What's the point of a body that falls apart? I don't think there is one. I got kind of lost in this metaphor, but you might as well just disband the Nobles Guild and skip all the extra steps if that's what you really want. I can't imagine why the Traders would want to take advantage of a diplomatic service with no actual weight behind it. If I want the opinion of a stranger that means nothing to me, I'll ask Kasia. Ha ha, that's a joke! Speaking of jokes, impartiality! Why shouldn't the Nobles have the vested interest of Sa and it's adjacent Ages at heart, and act accordingly? If the Chochtic are making a mess of things, let's not listen to them! We are a host unto ourselves! If the Nobles want to flex their diplomatic prowess, here's the pefect time to do it! Xavier, you are so smart. I'm tired just from saying this many words, and you said even more. From one Shirnao to another, I have the utmost respect for you. I would be honored to work with you for a better future, and I think we can do that! So let's be friends and make the Nobles Guild really cool and not sucky!
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May 2, 2019 05:01
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50 pounds of bread posted:*Heavy breathing.* Larcenist Brodsky Artemis, as your lawyer I advise you not to answer that question.
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May 2, 2019 05:32
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Teland posted:Apparently not. I wasn't with you when you talked to Conrad. I would like someone who witnessed that conversation or someone trustworthy at the guild hall to confirm publicly what has been agreed to. Hi, Brodsky here! Conrad agreed to the proposal Lain laid out and more supplies will be coming to the Lookout if it's possible and practical.
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May 2, 2019 20:27
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Larcenist Brodsky Hi! Be nice to Lain, we're friends! Why is everyone shouting?
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May 2, 2019 21:40
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Larcenist Brodsky Hi! Zanz stabbed me.
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May 4, 2019 02:51
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Poque posted:((oh my loving god snooze))
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May 4, 2019 03:29
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bagshotrow posted:Hey, everyone, stop assaulting my gd guildmates Indroj told him to. Indroj has special access to a hard-to-reach Age that Zanz wants to visit, and Indroj wants something that they think I have.
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May 4, 2019 04:19
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50 pounds of bread posted:Zanzian is his own man, it's not my business how he chooses to go about business. Oh! Did you hire a Zanzian for his charming wit and diplomacy? If you did, you're dumb, but you're not dumb, you're sneaky, so you hired a violent man to do violence. Zanz never negotiated with me, unless you count offering me a bag of useless money and telling me if I didn't take it he would stab me as negotiating. I don't, but maybe I should talk to Conrad about that one, I'm pretty new at this. I did ask Zanz if we could all work together, but I think stabbing is firmly outside the spirit of mutual cooperation. Your guild sucks and you suck and I'll destroy what you want before I give it you.
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May 4, 2019 04:48
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50 pounds of bread posted:Brodsky. I am sorry if Zanzian was rough with you, when I asked him to get the map from you I did not think you would stand in the way of breaking your own chains. Your apology sucks! Boo! 'Stand in the way of breaking my own chains?' I'll break a chain! Over your freakin' head! MMM Whatchya Say posted:Brodsky stole something Hi! Brodsky here. You stabbed me earlier, remember? Slight correction: I didn't steal anything! I won what I won fair and square. I am an honest Larcenist, I tell the truth about what I take. Did I take back what was mine from you though? Absolutely. It's super interesting to force me to give up something against my will and then say I'm the bad guy when I take it back!
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May 4, 2019 05:08
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bagshotrow posted:If you can safely tell me where you are I'll come patch you up. Then we can go and destroy whatever you want, kiddo I'll try to find you, but obviously there are other people here I don't want to announce my location to, due to my aversion to knives inside my body.
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May 4, 2019 05:10
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50 pounds of bread posted:If you wish to challenge me, I accept. Oh my gosh, what is with you guys and fighting! I didn't come here to do a big fight all the time! I came here to make friends and have fun and do a good adventure! And you and Zanz are, frankly, ruining it. What kind of lunatic wants to go around breaking skulls? That's insane! How could that possibly be fun! Getting hit hurts!
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May 4, 2019 05:14
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AnAnonymousIdiot posted:If it makes you feel better Brodsky, there's a more honorable and less painful way of doing this. If you're willing to indulge Indroj in this. We can duel in the traditional manner. Establish terms for victory and defeat for both sides and the challenge. Both sides, you and Indroj must agree to the terms. I could volunteer to make the challenge for both sides if you prefer. No, that's insane. I'll flip a coin for it though!
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May 4, 2019 05:19
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:If you guys are going to do that can I at least get my bag of money back? I would be happy to except it's so worthless it doesn't even seem to exist.
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May 4, 2019 05:21
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50 pounds of bread posted:Are you interested in treasure by chance? If I'm being honest right now I'm mostly interested in making you mad. Oh cool Zanz yeah I'll meet you at Muscle Row, we can get popsicles. It'll be really fun and also you stabbed me.
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May 4, 2019 05:23
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:stabbing is a bit of a harsh description, I just nicked him a bit I've got this guy over here talking semantics about the degree to which his knife was inside my body and then the peanut gallery saying 'Oh you know what be cool? Brodsky getting beat up more.' Actually I think getting beat up sucks! There, I've said it.
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I refuse a duel, but here are some other things that I think might be fun to decide the terms of a conflict between Indroj and myself: 1. Coloring Contest 2. Coin Flip c) Foot Race 4. Karaoke Contest 5. Seeing Who Can Hold Their Breath Longer 6. The Law
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May 4, 2019 05:27
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:Really not sure why i extended this process for so long by not just taking this thing already Stealing is illegal. MMM Whatchya Say posted:once again i was just doing a bit with licking the knife before the fight, but i forgot to put it away before we started swinging Hi! Brodsky again. Do you know how weird it is that you accidentally stabbed me? That's honestly scarier than being stabbed on purpose.
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AnAnonymousIdiot posted:My idea is to issue a challenge for both Indroj and Brodsky on the thread. It will be a challenge of my choice to ensure fairness and lack of bias. For example my challenge to them would be to solve a large maze. They could work on this at any time, but the first person to turn in the solved maze would win and is entitled to compensation from the defeated. Say, if Indroj won he could request he give the desired object over to Indroj or a trusted friend who would deliver it to Indroj. If Brodsky won, he has the right to issue a demand that Indroj must answer. Honor would demand that. I'm game, everyone says I'm amazing.
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