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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm also not going to see Infinity War Part II nor Star Wars: Episode IX

Disney needs to stop producing mediocre mush. Thor: Ragnarok was a happy fluke and so far the only even remotely decent Marvel movie.

"I just want to see how it ends" and "maybe this one will be good" are poor excuses to reward bland filmmaking.

E: I will also admit to enjoying Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Mar 9, 2019

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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Literally a movie for children

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018
Comic book movies are trash, because the American people are trash.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Separate note but I'm kind of stoked to see Shazam

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i havent seen the last 3 star wars movies (rogue one, episode8, solo) and that franchise is completely over for me but im up for watching the marvel movies as long as i dont pay for them

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ElectricSheep posted:

Separate note but I'm kind of stoked to see Shazam

Marvel movies are bland but have so far at least managed to avoid the aggressive terribleness of DC movies. Hard pass.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

i havent seen the last 3 star wars movies (rogue one, episode8, solo) and that franchise is completely over for me but im up for watching the marvel movies as long as i dont pay for them

I didn't pay to see Ant Man and I sill kind of felt cheated.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I don't intend to but I don't explicitly intend not to
if my friends wanted to go I'd probably be down

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cubone posted:

I don't intend to but I don't explicitly intend not to
if my friends wanted to go I'd probably be down

IF I were going with a group of my friends with the specific intent of doing a running MST3K commentary through the whole thing, I MIGHT see it.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
i'm going to watch sister act 2 instead

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
I don’t intend to go and see it... because I already did and I liked it! Take that op you gently caress!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The only Captain Marvel I acknowledge is Monica Rambeau. Wake me up when they make an Agents of HATE movie.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

realbez posted:

I don’t intend to go and see it... because I already did and I liked it! Take that op you gently caress!

What was your favorite part?

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Completely different reason for me: Not paying $$$ to have some idiot use his cell phone in my view.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

IF I were going with a group of my friends with the specific intent of doing a running MST3K commentary through the whole thing, I MIGHT see it.

I'd go for this. Where you planning on going? I'll spring for one ticket and then sneak around the back and open the exit door for you.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Applewhite posted:

The only Captain Marvel I acknowledge is Monica Rambeau. Wake me up when they make an Agents of HATE movie.

who would you cast for Machine Man?

it'd probably end up being like Jason Bateman or something but I'd want them to stuntcast the poo poo out of that part. just somebody totally loving out of left field whose star is fading but would have a blast with it like Channing Tatum. gently caress it, Hayden Christensen

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I only watch whatever hits Netflix, and even then it's a toss up.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Cubone posted:

who would you cast for Machine Man?
Nick Cage.

I was into this until I saw a weirdass ad where Kris Jenner returns a VHS to Blockbuster. Wtf

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Spend your money at your local theatre instead watching great retro double features! The other week I saw Lifeforce and Xtro and it owned

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


I probably won't see captain marvel, but I will see Star Wars: Episode IX. Farewell.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Applewhite posted:

What was your favorite part?

I don’t know I haven’t considered that question since I was a kid

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

When they gonna make Titanic 2.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
who’d have thunk your threads about movies you haven’t seen are worse than the threads about movies you have

Non Poster
Jan 26, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Now have a strong opinion about the Sonic film because you are a grown adult and also literally human poo poo.

Or "Wil Smith Looks Bad!"

Yeah children dont care man, and they are childrens films.

Maybe change your kids diaper more than once a week, or when your wife shakes herself out of a diabetic coma to yell at you, or get a better job than nights at the service station you only chose so you could escape your wife and to support your game addiction while your child cant go on school excursions because too spendy and pappy needs the new DLC.

Non Poster fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Mar 9, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I especially loved the scene where Capt. Marv shoots down a bunch of brown kids and then looks directly into the audience to proclaim "join the army!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

When they gonna make Titanic 2.

They have to build the ship first.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cubone posted:

who would you cast for Machine Man?

it'd probably end up being like Jason Bateman or something but I'd want them to stuntcast the poo poo out of that part. just somebody totally loving out of left field whose star is fading but would have a blast with it like Channing Tatum. gently caress it, Hayden Christensen


FilthyImp posted:

Nick Cage.

Is a good answer but also maybe Brent Spiner?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Only Captain Marvel I plan on seeing is Shazam.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Wizard Master posted:

Literally a movie for children

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
Most children's shows don''t need to be produced constantly for a decade. Because the audiences will naturally age out of the target demographic.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Applewhite posted:

They have to build the ship first.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...c-a3969291.html

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

When I was at the movies recently they played a trailer for Captain marvel and the dude next to me was sitting at the edge of his seat at full attention unblinking with awe at the trailer. I won't be seeing Captain Marvel but that guy 100% will be.


I shouldn't talk because I was about to see The Lego Movie 2

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Manchild King posted:

Most children's shows don''t need to be produced constantly for a decade. Because the audiences will naturally age out of the target demographic.
new kids get born every year because of sex

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I remember when I was a kid, an issue of Young Justice started with this premise- a replica of the Titanic called Titanic 2 going on the same journey, and it was about to hit an iceberg. I was 11 years old and I thought, man, that's a really goofy joke. forget the iceberg, nobody would ever do that. maybe I'm getting too old for superheroes

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I won't see it because I always regret watching Marvel Movies, with the exception of Thor Ragnarok because they are boring and dumb.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I am just enjoying the nice, quiet time before everyone goes ape poo poo for Avengers: End Game.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I don’t watch superhero movie and Brie Larson is block of wood.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


The Dennis System posted:

I don’t watch superhero movie and Brie Larson is block of wood.

You had a pretty good opportunity there to call her a block of cheese and you didn't take it.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
My policy is to no longer pay to see any superhero movies. Literally the only good ones I can think of are iron man 1 and guardians of the galaxy 1, and both had lovely sequels. Deadpool was enjoyable. All the rest range from boring (every xmen movie) to full on garbage (every dc movie except Wonder Woman, which was just bad).

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

veni veni veni posted:

You had a pretty good opportunity there to call her a block of cheese and you didn't take it.

But brie is sold in wheels not blocks

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