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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ok someone has to finally nut the gently caress up and say it:

the elephant in the room.

we need to talk about it.

the elephant is really too big for this room and frankly i think we need to let it out of the room because the elephant seems really upset about being trapped in here and honestly if someone doesn't let the elephant out we're going to have more elephant poo poo than room soon.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 07:42

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hamjobs posted:

ok someone has to finally nut

way ahead of-

quote:

the gently caress up and say it:

the elephant in the room.

we need to talk about it.

the elephant is really too big for this room and frankly i think we need to let it out of the room because the elephant seems really upset about being trapped in here and honestly if someone doesn't let the elephant out we're going to have more elephant poo poo than room soon.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 07:51

vanisher

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# ? Mar 9, 2019 07:55

vanisher

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# ? Mar 9, 2019 07:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

vanisher posted:

these are extremely real and i am happy to use my platform to shine light on the plight of the elephant who is still trapped inside the room

he's been working for peanuts day in and day out and look at the horrific conditions he lives in: it's a room, and the room has a really ugly floral rug and a sorta orangeish tan vinyl couch that clearly someone's grandma took from a hospital sale and really, the elephant deserves better living conditions

# ? Mar 9, 2019 08:15

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

we've got a team live on the ground attempting to do a welfare check on the elephant and report back on the elephant's situation: whether it is safe to let the elephant out of the room, or if the elephant even wants to be out of the room, or if it is in the room of its own free will

# ? Mar 9, 2019 08:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Da elephant in da room is my good bud and I refuse to stand for this he can be in whatever room he so chooses you think YOU can decide which room he gets to be in just because he's a big??
Shame on you!! He cant help it, my good friend da elephant in da room.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 08:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

okay people we can't really see the elephant in the room if the lights are out; please stop keeping us in the dark about the elephant in the room thank you

# ? Mar 9, 2019 08:55

Goons Are Gifts

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# ? Mar 9, 2019 12:34

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

The room was built around the elephant and no one thought about making an opening large enough to get her out.

So unfortunately the elephant cannot leave the room

# ? Mar 9, 2019 14:35

alnilam

that's a common misconception, there's actually an elevator platform in the room that's easy to overlook, that leads down to a larger room with a garage door to the outside

# ? Mar 9, 2019 14:47

alnilam

Playing metal gear solid and they keep taking about Les Elephantes Terribles and I'm like yeah maybe they should let them out of those s mall rooms and they'll be less terribles?

# ? Mar 9, 2019 14:49

alnilam

Kevin McAllister hoping the elephant doesn't have any pepsi or else he'll wet the bed, which would cause massive damage to their beautiful Federalist Revival house in Wilmette

# ? Mar 9, 2019 14:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

pixaal posted:

The room was built around the elephant and no one thought about making an opening large enough to get her out.

So unfortunately the elephant cannot leave the room

The elephant was disassembled and re-assembled piece by piece in the room

# ? Mar 9, 2019 17:38

Android Blues

vanisher posted:

hamjobs posted:

these are extremely real and i am happy to use my platform to shine light on the plight of the elephant who is still trapped inside the room

he's been working for peanuts day in and day out and look at the horrific conditions he lives in: it's a room, and the room has a really ugly floral rug and a sorta orangeish tan vinyl couch that clearly someone's grandma took from a hospital sale and really, the elephant deserves better living conditions

hamjobs posted:

we've got a team live on the ground attempting to do a welfare check on the elephant and report back on the elephant's situation: whether it is safe to let the elephant out of the room, or if the elephant even wants to be out of the room, or if it is in the room of its own free will

hamjobs posted:

okay people we can't really see the elephant in the room if the lights are out; please stop keeping us in the dark about the elephant in the room thank you

# ? Mar 9, 2019 17:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

this just in, the elephant has now barricaded itself inside another room WITHIN THE ROOM. sources close to the situation say the elephant accidentally backed into the closet and got stuck, so we're going to need to decide whether or not an extraction team has to be sent in to out him or if we can talk him out of the closet.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 17:52

google THIS

No one ever asks how the room feels in all this.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 19:40

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

google THIS posted:

No one ever asks how the room feels in all this.

Fillt up.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 19:48

google THIS

We've just received word that the elephant is pregnant, and that the room is in hamjob's house and the elephant just got tangled up in all her stuff.

So I think it's high time we talked about the elephant in the womb in the loom that goes boom in the room.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 20:10

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

he has a name, you know.
sorry stanley, it's incredibly rude that they're all talking about you like you're not here

# ? Mar 9, 2019 20:16

Manifisto

quote:

The credit belongs to the elephant who is actually in the room, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and marmalade; who trumpets politely; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to be in the room; who knows great card games, the great interior designs; who spends his time in a worthy armchair; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of room-dwelling, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know the coziness of the breakfast nook nor the sunbeam by the window.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 9, 2019 20:24

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

DA elephant in DA room staring DA-wayne DA Rock Johnson as DA elephant in DA room.

Coming soon.

# ? Mar 9, 2019 21:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

google THIS posted:

We've just received word that the elephant is pregnant, and that the room is in hamjob's house and the elephant just got tangled up in all her stuff.

So I think it's high time we talked about the elephant in the womb in the loom that goes boom in the room.

There's a frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

# ? Mar 9, 2019 22:07

google THIS

Me and my team furiously trying to find the elephant in less than 60 minutes

# ? Mar 9, 2019 22:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Elephant thought: "god I hate Escape Rooms so much but nobody had a better idea for Jennifer's birthday..."

# ? Mar 9, 2019 22:37

504: by R. Guyovich

hamjobs posted:

ok someone has to finally nut the gently caress up and say it:

the elephant in the room.

we need to talk about it.

the elephant is really too big for this room and frankly i think we need to let it out of the room because the elephant seems really upset about being trapped in here and honestly if someone doesn't let the elephant out we're going to have more elephant poo poo than room soon.

Ozma hasn't been seen in years, stop exaggerating.

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# ? Mar 9, 2019 23:45