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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

General Dog posted:

So should humanity as a whole just pack it in?

as a whole yeah absolutely. Protect your own.

Mordor She Wrote posted:

I vote some place around the great lakes like Michigan as that will be the ~least~ impacted by climate change and we can protect the last drinkable water from non goons


I vote somewhere not in the US.

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


God Hole posted:


people are going to continue to have kids anyway, is the thing. we bounced back from the plague like it was nothing because, no joke, mass tragedy makes people horny as poo poo. people were having orgies in the streets because they thought the world was ending.

hmm, im factoring this in to the models and it seems like climate change is good now???

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Trainee PornStar posted:

If your a typical goon, it'll never get past the planning stages....

Real easy to not add to the suffering as a goon tbh

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
anyway there are a bunch of protests tomorrow so you should probably go to one if you can

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

power word- Jeb! posted:

anyway there are a bunch of protests tomorrow so you should probably go to one if you can

peaceful protests dont do poo poo

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

got any sevens posted:

peaceful protests dont do poo poo

you can meet people who might be inclined to join a direct action group

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

got any sevens posted:

peaceful protests dont do poo poo

no but when it's all kids you can encourage them to continue subtracting from the system

as I plan to do tomorrow with my high schoolers that show up

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

General Dog posted:

So should humanity as a whole just pack it in?

blaze it

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

got any sevens posted:

peaceful protests dont do poo poo

They're good networking events to find people to radicalize

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
has anybody made a "Earth's Most Wanted" list or some other convenient way to call out the people who most deserve to be called out

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


:2bong:

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's not going to be like Mad Max it's going to be like that ad asking you to donate $1 to save a starving child's life. Except nobody is gonna have a dollar.

those videos aren't showing the parts of the country that are like mad max

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

if things reach a point where social order has broken down but the rich and doomsday preppers have stockpiles or whatever people will absolutely resort to violence before laying down and starving to death

i mean it'll be a moment in grand scheme of things because the stockpiles won't last but before the last human dies there will be acts of desperation

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

US Government Bulletin, July 8 2041 posted:


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For a fee of $20,000 a year, you can buy a AED Exemption Permit which will allow your power to remain active at all times.

Government officials, military facilities, prisons, police stations, airports, and hospitals are exempt from this rule.

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

got any sevens posted:

peaceful protests dont do poo poo

peaceful protests need to be just surrounding someone's home, not allowing them to leave. peacefully using my body to inch closer and closer to your door, your couch, your fridge. eating your food, making GBS threads in your toilet, siphoning your fuel. we will peacefully engulf you, just as climate change will engulf this planet.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Thinkin' 'bout that melting permafrost.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

Thinkin' 'bout that melting permafrost.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dead Beef posted:

has anybody made a "Earth's Most Wanted" list or some other convenient way to call out the people who most deserve to be called out

like a list of the names and addresses of the people responsible?

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1106379636177584128

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Lol every random rear end cyclone this year is completing eyewall replacement cycles and going cat 4+

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo if you look at where this landed I'm sure by morning we'll be hearing about this entire town being basically loving obliterated as well as all the crop land upstream.

https://goo.gl/maps/c9MjUbPCr6A2

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
All we got to do to avoid extinction of the human race, which is pretty sub-optimal, is to all set aside our differences and work together! It is a bit of a time crunch, but If we do that we will be safe from even freakish, previously unplanned negative feedbacks and all that with time to spare!

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

EvilJoven posted:

Holy poo poo if you look at where this landed I'm sure by morning we'll be hearing about this entire town being basically loving obliterated as well as all the crop land upstream.

https://goo.gl/maps/c9MjUbPCr6A2

Wow, Right Front Quadrant sending surge straight up the Pungwe river at high tide. I wonder how much integrated kinetic energy this thing is carrying. That really is worst case in like every way jesus

Edit: do you actually still call the RFQ "right" in SHem cyclones??? It's the strong side either way even if it's on the left down there.

Notorious R.I.M. has issued a correction as of 04:57 on Mar 15, 2019

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
poo poo like this makes me wonder if one should put stock in maltheism.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

EvilJoven posted:

poo poo like this makes me wonder if one should put stock in maltheism.
No, you put your stock in natural gas, that's the next big energy thing after the coal plants shut down

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

EvilJoven posted:

poo poo like this makes me wonder if one should put stock in maltheism.

I mean yeah bioweapons is always a booming industry

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Homeless Friend posted:

we shall feast like chinese emperors

Shi Huang Dead in 2050.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

like a list of the names and addresses of the people responsible?
yes then we could send them letters asking nicely to stop killing the future :shobon:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Do you think they'd bother with regular police for anyone who tried to make that list or just send a guy to put a bag over their head while they're asleep and disappear them.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

KiteAuraan posted:

Shi Huang Dead in 2050.

smdh at that loser, interred in the middle of a pool of mercury? Moron. I'll be buried next to the ocean of mercury.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
you'd get feds at your door if you published a list like that

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
So apparently the state of Nebraska is underwater. Neat.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

God Hole posted:

people are going to continue to have kids anyway, is the thing. we bounced back from the plague like it was nothing

is this referring to the black death in the 14th century? and if so, uh, who told you populations 'bounced back like it was nothing' after that? because it took ~200 years for eurasian population levels to get back to where they were before the plague.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008




Lol at that baseline temp range.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Wakko posted:

you don't need to spout climate change statistics at folks to convince them to join your mutual aid organization. drat near everybody at this point has a gut sense that their way of life is going away within a generation or two. start making friends and hosting community events and let things work out on their own.

I have had less than 5 friends my whole life. How the hell am I suppose to host a "community event"? I don't even like drinking.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Lol at that baseline temp range.

Here's to 5-9C during winter in the arctic by or before 2050.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Sounds pretty fair honestly

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
There's kids as young as ten out in the pissing rain, worldwide, right now, and I'm proud as gently caress because when I started trying to get people to listen in '06 my peers couldn't give two flying fucks about this. This is awesome.

You'd all better be out there on April 15th, 'cause getting fired this year doesn't matter much if you're dead in fifteen anyways.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I don't work on the 15th so I can't be fired for striking :shobon:

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Bass Concert Hall
May 9, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

shove me like you do posted:

So apparently the state of Nebraska is underwater. Neat.

The Spencer dam failure is pretty impressive. Apparently it’s also still miserably cold enough that some of the rescuers have developed hypothermia.

Cool cool cool

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