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Siberia? That's super far away how bad can it be, really
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 06:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:46 |
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galenanorth posted:...the candidates with the furthest left climate change plan... are you in switzerland or something
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 01:16 |
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Taintrunner posted:well now it looks like we’re definitely not doing anything to mitigate climate change here in America until maybe 2028 where is this infinite fuckin' reservoir of optimism and can I have some
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 23:37 |
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Sjs00 posted:nah bro the East coast smells like poo poo already a strong breeze and we'd all suffocate or something I mean, it's the East coast. Win/win.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 22:17 |
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Gods_Butthole posted:I currently have several colonies seeded about my property. The next step is to open up diplomatic channels with them. The ultimate goal is for them to take me in and accept me as one of their own. I will become one with the Queen fortunately for you someone already filmed a detailed how-to on this process https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcs3_b3VXSU
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 20:36 |
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some people find that kind of change frightening at first, it's to be expected
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 21:20 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Our dumbshit government sent a copy of season 1-4 of West Wing to Myanmar to try to 'teach them how to do a government', there are zero experts anywhere near the helm, it's grifters or drooling morons the whole way. Is that how it happened? I sincerely couldn't tell whether this was a joke and the first few stories Google offers up claims it was a self-study program Hillary told them we could improve on. If we sent it to them in the first place that's even better
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 21:28 |
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That seems like a reasonable assessment to me. Internet communication (probably all communication involving more than two people, really) has always had persistent issues with is/ought confusion, but in this thread in particular you're probably going to see a lot of sentiment that a thing is definitely going to happen and also is a bad thing.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 23:36 |
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I wouldn't call that one strangely overlooked so much as very personal - if you decide the answer is "no", there's not a whole lot to gain from advertising the decision. It's not like you need to round up more popular support to be confident of victory.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 01:30 |
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Hairy Marionette posted:This is a value judgement. I shall counter with, everything is natural. Your move. That's an equivalent statement, just less confrontational phrasing
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 23:15 |
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Hope the cascadia quake hits in the next decade so you can pick up a spot in the PNW cheap and earthquake-worry-free then get wiped out by yellowstone the next year
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 06:51 |
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I will eat the last cow
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 16:38 |
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CODChimera posted:what do we worship? actually it doesn't matter, i'm in tricked you it's number
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 16:22 |
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quote:we can’t neglect history to save the future thread title material imo, but I'm not emotionally prepared to give up the on-sale mug
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 22:38 |
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Paradoxish posted:Eh, they kind of get it, they're just thinking over a shorter term than a lot of people in this thread. This is really what's always been holding most people back, isn't it? This pathological fixation on not just the next moment, but all the way out to a next day and a next year. That's just so unhealthy. You've got to let go of all that future baggage, accept that this present is all that exists or ever will exist, and appreciate that in this beautiful moment number is up.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 16:32 |
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Rain, like trees, has always been cool and good
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2021 20:00 |
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please don't
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 01:51 |
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if the video isn't a couple weeks old it should be, that would have been a good one
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 22:48 |
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no, but it will have plastic palm trees on top so people can climb them to escape the flooding long past the point where real trees would have died and been rendered useless
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 00:08 |
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Zodium posted:kill me I am already dead and will scatter links to the wind in your name https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2017/03/04/interpret-confidence-intervals/
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 16:46 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:End the wars and end class society. Members of the classless society (as well as the society in transition) can solve the crisis by their own means - which are totally foreign and unknowable by me - without need for my or anyone else's diktats. I realize this thread of conversation has progressed a little by now, but this problem of time scale seems kind of important. Do you think it's plausible that society could reorganize to the point where it is totally foreign and unknowable by you in the span of...what's an optimistic assessment at this point? 20 years or so? Before enough systems have collapsed violently enough that providing "housing, employment, healthcare, and education guaranteed (free!!)" to everyone in the world is flatly impossible with or without massive societal change. Or are we just eliding the mass death that will obviously presage the society in transition?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 20:11 |
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That makes a lot more sense then, although idk who in this thread would still object to lay down, smoke weed, and prepare to die. Seems like sage advice.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 20:17 |
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Centrist Committee posted:literally everything about how you spend your day has changed over the last decade or so with the mass adoption of smartphones phones, social media, the app economy, etc I'll grant you I'm an outlier in many ways but the only impact that poo poo has had on my personal daily life is that most of what I read is dumber than what I was reading a decade ago. Certainly none of it would be the sort of unknowable or foreign to last-decade me that I couldn't have made some pretty good suggestions about how to tackle problems that existed then and also exist now. For example, lol that owns
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2021 05:02 |
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nah, he's gonna need to cut the tree down and turn it into a coffee table so he can bring it home and enjoy it for the rest of his life sorry about your poverty
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 22:03 |
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Pobrecito posted:We are the middle children of history. Born too late to explore earth, born too early to did you just get here? man have i got some great news for you about methane
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# ¿ May 7, 2021 00:57 |
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The Oldest Man posted:I'm honestly not sure if I even want to tell people about the Laptev pocket. What would be the point? We had our chances, rich people decided they'd rather trade the entire future away to stay rich, the majority of everyone else was too ill informed and self-interested to say different or too poor and brutalized to resist or both, and now a certain outcome is more or less locked in. Mostly I've been trying to figure out how to have a very vague conversation with my wife; it feels like there's some important practical joint decision making to do re: "how bad do things have to get before you think you might want to flee the cities and/or check out entirely?" but I can't really figure out how to broach it in a way that gets us to real discussion without getting into enough detail for panic or depression. All this would have been so much easier if I'd just clung to antisocial hermit status for, like, three years longer than I managed. e: also, eating more barbeque Irony.or.Death has issued a correction as of 01:51 on May 8, 2021 |
# ¿ May 8, 2021 01:16 |
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Raine posted:how do you follow science?? it's right here dude yw https://twitter.com/ScienceMagazine they're pretty bad though I feel like the bitcoin guy was making an unreasonable request
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 21:26 |
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nah, it's fine
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 01:08 |
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Crazypoops posted:The "triage" will be automated bezo turrets and the Oregon border wall I wish I believed Oregon was going to get their poo poo together for a wall, refugees from California are the greatest threat to the PNW
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# ¿ May 25, 2021 20:08 |
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Shipon posted:the pacific northwest is secretly racist as hell and that's the real reason they hate california secretly? I thought that was like the most well known thing about the region
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 18:25 |
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Shima Honnou posted:once the grid goes down it is every posters responsibility to find a chisel and begin shitposting on the world, perhaps the ultrasquids will find our lmaos one day cover every surface with tentacle porn so they have to wonder whether their ancestors hosed us
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 01:17 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:It's colder in the work office during the summers than it is during the winters and I don't loving get it. In my experience pretty much every office building is kept uncomfortable in a seasonally inappropriate fashion. Even odds whether it's an intentional strategy to make you miserable or defaults chosen to ensure that climate control systems need to be serviced and replaced more often.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 16:27 |
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all of it, man. just make some coffee and think about dubai for a while.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 19:32 |
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Irony.or.Death posted:all of it, man. just make some coffee and think about dubai for a while. update: spent the pot revisiting some of the city's greatest hits, and am left with a profound sorrow that the air conditioned beach never made it to reality. pour one out for poor number, denied this triumph.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2021 21:38 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I like the "I made enough money to not work for a decade" part combined with being a gig worker for refineries while complaing about the state of things It kinda seems like some people aren't getting this, but the reason it's funny is because he works on wind turbines aka the only token effort humanity has been willing to make to not die, and that ends with him at a refinery anyway because all we're willing to use them for is dying faster
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 19:08 |
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silicone thrills posted:Libs and chuds both super into orgasm denial wasn't a twist I was expecting in this life. Same. I briefly thought that if there was ever an issue that should let a third-party make progress it would be a unique pro-bustin' stance, but instead I now believe that plastic wins again.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 19:47 |
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Blockade posted:First part through early second I guess. I have a nasty insulin habit so I won't last any longer than our modern supply chains do. I've accepted all this and only aim to maximize the number of happy days I have left with my loved ones. I'm in Chicago, which I expect will fair better than Miami at least. To that last one, I'm not going to be around to worry about it, but I'll leave a nice note and some homemade canned goods for whatever raider finds my apartment Definitely the city for you and I'm surprised you were considering anything else if you depend on insulin. Chicago's not one of the obviously hosed in the first wave places like Phoenix or Miami and your loved ones are (hopefully, mostly) already there. More generally because people keep asking "Where should I go?" and getting "Who knows? Just don't be in Phoenix", I present my brief guide for people who know they definitely need to move soon. To set expectations at the outset, there are no possible destinations that are likely to keep your kids from needing to eat your body. The realistic goal here is just to get yourself out of the the Southwest and to somewhere that might still have fresh water six months from now. Step 1: Decide how you definitely don't want to die. There's going to be enough stuff going wrong everywhere that you probably don't get to pick how you will die unless you're unusually proactive, but picking a least favorite can help you narrow down candidates. For example if you're willing to accept increased risk of raiders and starvation to avoid wildfires, you can cross California off your list and add Montana. Step 2: Go as far north as you can without hating life right now. If you're posting on the internet that probably means Seattle/Chicago/Minneapolis/Anchorage. If you can get into Canada their 'good' cities are Montreal and Vancouver. If you are lucky enough to already have friends or acceptable family north of you, just go where they are. If you're the kind of person who is going to be happy and healthy today in a place smaller and norther than this without already having established connections, you are not a person who needs my advice. If you're working with the other side of the Atlantic I can't give you specific cities but the same principles apply; the only major difference is that you need to weight "likely response to all of India turning into a migrant refugee population" more heavily in your considerations.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 17:22 |
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Trabisnikof posted:Generic advice to just “go north” might be a bit misguided because the interior north gets and will continue to get worse or as bad summers as the south, but with bonus lovely soils and precipitation patterns that will dump more and more of the decreasing annual precipitation in snow events. Personally I agree but that's why step 1 is the personal evaluation of death preferences. I like to think of the current PNW heat wave/great lakes flooding as a pair of warning shots to remind us that nowhere is actually good or safe even in the ways you might reasonably hope - so yes overall if you want to avoid high heat you're going to want to tie north to a coast but that increases your risk of sudden water-related death, etc. Maybe you're more OK with summers that kill you for leaving AC than you are with being slammed by the Atlantic acid garbage patch and that's not the call I'd make but I won't tell you you're wrong for it.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 18:30 |
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I mean yes but also there are no options even approaching good. We all know that. I maintain that there are options less bad than staying put in Florida, even if they are incapable of supporting human life this week.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 18:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:46 |
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silicone thrills posted:Im pretty sure that doesn't even qualify as degrowth and probably wouldn't get me called a fascist for suggesting it. lol try it and report back, I think you will be surprised!
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