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Zeno-25 posted:What in the everloving gently caress is this eyesore The apocalypse
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Just for reference, if you're working in a destroying-the-environment field and you try to get your coworkers and higher-ups to make changes, either personal or larger-scope, to help mitigate environmental damage, you might end up on graveyard shift lifting boxes for nearly minimum wage soon after once you get illegally blacklisted from the industry, speaking from experience Plus nobody you tried to fix will ever believe you and now you're (i'm) broke
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Jul 22, 2019 06:48
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Admiral Ray posted:Get magnets implanted into your fingertips and learn to feel electromagnetic fields I worked with a guy who did that, he had a magnet implanted in his left pinky and it actually saved him from getting murdered when something wasn't isolated when it should have been
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Aug 2, 2019 07:59
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Goa Tse-tung posted:did an arc form to his finger? that's kewl He wasn't the most well-spoken man in the world so he said it "feels like fuckin' weird" when his finger went near a live wire and when he popped open the switchgear that the lockout authority insisted was locked out, his finger started feeling like fuckin' weird so he went and yelled at the guy, but since the lockout dude was extremely old and extremely friendly with supervision nothing happened
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Aug 2, 2019 15:37
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Things are going to start getting bad in 2019 and exponentially worse every year thereafter so watch out for that year, if you build a time machine out of an old washer/dryer you might be able to prepare in time (we're all screwed)
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Aug 31, 2019 09:09
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I don't think your gains suddenly drop from 34 year old to like 70 year old the instant you turn 35 and i've seen some ripped grandpas I was going through your stage-of-grief back in February and it motivated me to do largely the same thing you're doing, made enormous progress in that time so I figure since we're the same age, both goons and I think we're both dudes there's no reason you can't do the same thing and you'll even get a chance to have a few regrettable tinder hookups before tinder implodes from the combined weight of all the catfish
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Sep 19, 2019 16:24
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Maybe this will be the hypercane that ends our suffering
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Oct 3, 2019 16:05
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I would like that hole in Alberta please
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Nov 4, 2019 22:20
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On the bright side, a lot of cities are still fine enough for the occasional orgy so you can descend into oblivion while maximizing hedonism
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Nov 9, 2019 13:15
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It might not be too late if you're a jellyfish or a particularly resilient raccoon
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Nov 27, 2019 11:19
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To be fair we also optimized addictive hobbies to distract people from the hellworld
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Dec 1, 2019 08:44
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I'll have you know that I have never once typed "poo poo my pants" on these forums edit: gently caress
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Dec 2, 2019 19:59
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I think that fire tornado was a boss in Final Fantasy V, we should be fine as long as someone brings like 4 ice rods
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Dec 7, 2019 23:28
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To be fair I think deep sea squids might live not that they can produce oxygen but they're reasonably complex
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Dec 8, 2019 10:35
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Lampsacus posted:watch the squid and octopus start a better civilization than us in thirty million years. no octopus just squid also jellyfish who they will raise as livestock during their agrarian revolution
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Dec 8, 2019 12:39
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When I am elected, every man woman and child will be armed with a clathrate gun to defend themselves from their squid oppressors
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Dec 8, 2019 17:17
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Speaking of water solubility of carbon dioxide, I have an aunt who legitimately believes that climate change is being caused by everyone drinking too much coke and if we just stop carbonating our mixers we'll be fine
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Dec 8, 2019 17:41
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I will let them all migrate into my home, it's pretty warm and I have a bunch of birdseed and I can make them all some nice perches I should probably lay down some tarps first though for all the bird poop
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Dec 16, 2019 18:32
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I like it when people with dubious qualifications start soldering together battery banks out of old phone batteries because what this world sorely needs is more uncontrollable fires
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Dec 17, 2019 09:08
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I've got apocalyptic blue balls just bring on the food riots already Maybe we can fit in some water riots if we can find some space in the schedule
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Dec 20, 2019 23:15
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:This is really sad I just weigh down a fishing line with no hook so I can sit there drinking beers looking at a lake while holding a fishing rod, it's very relaxing since you don't have all the hassle of accidentally catching anything
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Dec 23, 2019 18:16
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Don't forget the Queen of England
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Dec 23, 2019 23:03
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Slugnoid posted:for anyone heading to the skifields a fire's just started on rocky knob and its predicted to burn through square head jinny towards mount buggery and the terrible hollow I literally can't tell if those are real places or not
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Dec 31, 2019 07:58
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well i'll be damned
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Dec 31, 2019 08:20
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Don't worry we got that climate thing all figured out, turns out all we had to do was make it to 2020 and then someone took a bit out of the sun to make it dimmer and it also got rid of the nazi's. A dimmer sun has given us an opportunity for even bigger number!
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Jan 1, 2020 08:40
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There's actually some good news about climate change: At some point soon, we're going to reach 420.69 ppm
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Jan 2, 2020 04:10
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I've started investing heavily in skeleton futures, because our future is nothing but skeletons
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Jan 13, 2020 17:19
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Dog Toothbrush posted:it’s cool that “so why even bother trying” is starting to look more and more attractive I highly recommend going through your climate crisis existential terror several years ago instead of right now so you can watch the world unravel from a lens of "I get to watch the fall of Rome in first person!" instead of "oh my god we're all going to die horribly" as everything ignites around you Wakko posted:i know that cynicism is cool and all, but this is decidedly the wrong way to look at things. we didn't get to 415 ppm CO2 by sitting back and hoping for more coal power plants and more oil exploration. we're not going to get to 600ppm by just waiting around. if we're going to deal with the human problem once and for all, everybody is going to have to do their part. The problem is that humanity needs unanimous direction like, immediately, but there's a ton of momentum behind business-as-usual and it takes a long time to change directions on a boat this big, especially with so many people trying to stop us from changing direction at all
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Jan 14, 2020 23:19
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Part of me is insanely jealous of people who think "one continent might be like 1/3rd carbon neutral by 2050 if we're extremely lucky and nobody scams the money" is actually enough to do anything even if it works
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Jan 20, 2020 19:55
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To be fair, many nations will also be tree neutral, due to the constant wildfires
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Jan 21, 2020 00:03
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i vote to call it "climate growth" because all of the climate things are getting bigger in various directions
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Jan 24, 2020 18:08
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has anyone tried dumping shitloads of iron oxide into the ocean to spur massive algae blooms to eat up the carbon yet
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Jan 24, 2020 19:19
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Part of me hopes the wuhan flu wipes us out before crop shortages but the other part hopes we're directly stomped by the boot of climate change just so deniers have a chance of realizing how dumb they are
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Jan 31, 2020 10:08
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Sorry I should have been more clear, I'm more thinking that epidemic-caused mass panic could result in less societal participation, resulting in chaos when things stop working leading to me being part of a skull collection before the environment is completely destroyed
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Jan 31, 2020 10:19
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I see a little bit of snow left over, so much for "global warming"! Why won't these birds shut up and migrate already?
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Feb 3, 2020 08:53
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Maya Fey posted:they named it sif because it was being shielded (as if by a magical shield spell) by ice (knight artorias) no they named it sif because it's shaped like a dog with a sword in it mouth
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Mar 1, 2020 21:41
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Inceltown posted:Thinking of going to university to learn biochemisty so I can make deadly disease strains to unleash pandemics on the world. Thus slowing global warming by keeping the whole planet in quarantine. just lol if you haven't already been selectively breeding strains of everything you can think of to try to luck into a superbug through brute-forcing the RNG of nature for like 10 years already
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Mar 11, 2020 22:29
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just lol if you still have houseplants in 2020 instead of massive kilometer wide algae vats like a normal person
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Mar 12, 2020 01:21
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I'm glad I was never a kid, I emerged fully formed from a vat used to store smooth brains
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Apr 3, 2020 13:12
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we shouldn't make more humans but we should practice regularly just in case
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Apr 13, 2020 08:03
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