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Wow! Incoming death to all life!!
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succ posted:my bloodline!!!!!!! thank god mine dies with me
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Mar 11, 2019 17:45
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Personally I just accept that poo poo is hosed and we will all die of climate change, if not for other reasons beforehand, as a given.
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Mar 12, 2019 01:59
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Fallen Hamprince posted:+12 deg. C? jesus dont get greedy guys. +4 C is more than enough climate apocalypse for everyone Number must go up!
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Mar 12, 2019 17:21
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i already only leave the house to work my dead-end job and nothing else what more do you want from me
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Mar 12, 2019 19:49
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Accretionist posted:Hell yeah! Eat poo poo, everyone.
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Mar 14, 2019 03:51
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Pretty Little Angel posted:So we're all going to die? Cool, now what? now, we wait
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Mar 14, 2019 04:24
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I have been assured that if poo poo Goes Bad then the great lakes region will probably become a frozen hellscape as all the remaining cold in the world comes here when the trade winds die or something.
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Mar 14, 2019 14:26
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Trainee PornStar posted:If your a typical goon, it'll never get past the planning stages.... Real easy to not add to the suffering as a goon tbh
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Mar 14, 2019 22:31
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Thinkin' 'bout that melting permafrost.
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Mar 15, 2019 03:17
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:Lol at that baseline temp range. Here's to 5-9C during winter in the arctic by or before 2050.
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Mar 15, 2019 15:17
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I don't work on the 15th so I can't be fired for striking 
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Mar 15, 2019 15:20
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It owns that climate change has created a brand-new Great Lake, Iowa-Nebraska. Hell yeah.
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Mar 15, 2019 17:09
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tbh the best thing you can do is tell people so they can be ready for it mentally and/or physically or alternatively not tell them so they can maybe die in a flash flood happy and unaware
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Mar 15, 2019 17:16
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vyelkin posted:as time goes on that black mirror episode about the robotic bees that pollinate flowers but also murder people gets closer and closer to reality This is real life, not a TV show. We're going to end up enslaving climate refugees and forcing them to do it.
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Mar 17, 2019 19:23
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Mayor Dave posted:Lol the only work being done on heavy lifters is being done by Elon loving musk you really think we'd be able to put together a generation ship before the planet is uninhabitable for us? I think we could do it in 30 years. Shame the planet only has 10 tho
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Mar 18, 2019 00:01
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Hentai Jihadist posted:Why would you leave earth? Surely earth in any climate scenario is easier to live on than another planet absolute worst case earth will not be distinguishable from venus aside from having a moon so it will be like another planet eventually
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Mar 18, 2019 05:44
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Ill bank on that, like all tech bro projects, he will be inherently flawed and thus cannot live in a world that forgives all their faults. They are already like this, which is why they surround themselves with yes men.
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Mar 18, 2019 15:34
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Space Australia, a place worse than literal hell on earth, I would imagine.
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Mar 18, 2019 15:44
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There's 8 billion of us because of advanced farming technologies that have destroyed the soil to the point that even if we solved every other issue we've only got maybe 50 harvests left lmao
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Mar 18, 2019 16:35
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What depresses me isn't human extinction, it's that we're taking everything else down with us, except maybe some of the more hardy bacteria. Also the untold suffering of billions but that will last a much shorter time in the grand scheme of things and I can always just think of how many of them didn't care or believe in this until they started starving/being blown by category 9 winds/burned or frozen to death by the air around them.
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Mar 18, 2019 17:56
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Complications posted:Amazing takes I've enjoyed reading from elsewhere that I'm sure will also draw a smile from everybody here: The cloud cover going away is fine because we have cloud seeding so we can just seed all the cloud cover we need is one I've heard.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:04
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I have prepared for climate change my whole life, by ensuring I never had aspirations or illusions of a future or anything to look forward to. I'm ready, are you??
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Mar 20, 2019 05:50
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A friend of mine just had a kid literally yesterday, which is no longer just a bad choice or unethical but arguably outright evil.
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Mar 20, 2019 12:12
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Sjs00 posted:Hold on just '88' pounds? That's it? It was not a white whale.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:30
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The Protagonist posted:Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat poo poo! Filth are my politics, filth is my life! Move over Mike Gravel we got a newer, better guy for 2020!
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Mar 20, 2019 21:37
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I wanted to write an effortpost but really all that can be said is lmao we're hosed
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Mar 22, 2019 14:29
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Tree Bucket posted:Meanwhile in Australia, home of such noted climate change documentaries as "Mad Max: Fury Road" we are having two cyclones at once (which is unusual...) and the larger one is rouhgly the size of France, has wind gusts a shade below 300kmh, and went from a cat 1 to cat 4 in less than a day. Ummmmmm.  Very normal and good.
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Mar 23, 2019 03:22
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Kobayashi posted:Or we could just end capitalism. But think of the numbers that could go up instead! Gareth Gobulcoque posted:It's almost certainly true that developed nations won't feel the worst impacts at least for a time. Worst impacts =/= no impacts or minor impacts or even catastrophic impacts. They might be spared from ever seeing them if the dust settles at like +3.0 degrees, which isn't impossible just unlikely. I mean we're literally right now at the point where the weather has gone "lol" and flooded a shitload of the US washing away the already damaged arable soil and replacing it with useless sand, and Australia has like 12 different hurricanes hitting it, so I don't think developed nations will actually be spared the impacts, it's just that at this point the planet is basically rolling a bunch of D20s to decide what happens as the balance is thrown further and further off. Shima Honnou has issued a correction as of 01:47 on Mar 24, 2019 |
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Mar 24, 2019 01:44
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Mind you that 3.6F will still loving kill us, just not as hard as 35F would.
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Mar 25, 2019 11:36
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We deserve death, and, hell, I'm looking forward to it!
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Mar 26, 2019 19:27
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Kindest Forums User posted:Lol gonna go with a no on this one
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Mar 27, 2019 00:45
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And now we're just back to the Dwarf Fortress plan of survival of striking the earth.
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Mar 27, 2019 04:36
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Axetrain posted:It's really weird to broach climate change as a subject with other people who consider themselves progressives because even they label you an alarmist. Which is true of course, I personally think we should be somewhat alarmed at our impending doom but hey that's just me. One of my best friends is a doctor and her response to the ever-increasing bullshit going on in the world has been "wow that's weird huh" Anyway my plan to cope with climate change is to start hitting the gym with one of her sisters because I'm pretty sure that if I survive the initial blast of hellishness then I'll either need to subsistence farm a plot of mostly dead scrubland, or I'll be enslaved by whatever ultracorporations as a farmer, or maybe just maybe I can join a group of muscly raiders and we can find some gasoline out there.
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Mar 28, 2019 04:35
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Wait a minute. I just had a thought. If we undo the Great Oxygenation Event, doesn't that mean if life rises again then there's a chance that there will be a second Carboniferous, replenishing all that oil and coal and poo poo? We cannot allow this to happen, either we must ensure that life can never arise here again or we must avert planetary climate death.
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Mar 29, 2019 03:31
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Don't worry it takes longer to redo stuff from the GOE onward than we have until runaway greenhouse. The anaerobes will finally get the chance they deserve. Phew, good. I was worried there.
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Mar 29, 2019 03:37
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The emissions are only that low because Brexit is about to happen and there is in fact insufficient anything.
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Mar 29, 2019 06:33
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Climate change won't destroy literally every single organism, so it's all gonna be fine.
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Mar 30, 2019 17:33
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lmao
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Mar 31, 2019 20:57
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Wow! Happiness!
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