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Could you imagine athletes of the caliber of Lebron James or Cam Newton if they played soccer from a young age? With the infrastructure, professionalism and money of American sports, American athletes would dominate soccer. Just my opinion
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:07 |
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And i would lead that greatest American team to victory if i learned how to play and had athletic jeans
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:12 |
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Wizard Master posted:Could you imagine athletes of the caliber of Lebron James or Cam Newton if they played soccer from a young age? With the infrastructure, professionalism and money of American sports, American athletes would dominate soccer. Just my opinion Yeah, but we still wouldn’t give a poo poo about soccer.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:15 |
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yeah but then europeans would invent some new game to get haughty over
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:24 |
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I want the Americans to field the fattest, most out of shape team ever just to see how many points Germany or Brazil can put on the board. Then the US team isn't able to get back home due to an immigration executive order and they have to spend the rest of their lives in Qatar.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:27 |
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duh
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:36 |
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So the richest country would dominate an area that is historically dominated by rich countries big if true
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:37 |
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Wizard Master posted:Could you imagine athletes of the caliber of Lebron James or Cam Newton if they played soccer from a young age? no, I couldn't, because the athleticism of soccer is not real to me I see people mostly standing in a massive field and pinging the ball to each other, until one team gets tired, usually scoring about once every 30 minutes, and then every once in a while one of them brushes shoulders with somebody from the other team and cannonballs their body 30 feet in the opposite direction and starts crying because pretending to get hurt is an important part of the strategy it's an insanely boring awful piece of poo poo game I could not, in unfathomable years of pondering, conjure the image of somebody displaying the speed, reflexes, and elegance that lebron displays on the court night after night, in the crud game, soccer
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 04:47 |
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ok op, but this caveman dad puts lebraun to shame tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeQ01fnxO3Y
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:04 |
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what if we just kill the other team is there a rule against that
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:09 |
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I feel like if yoj just took a bunch of nfl players and stuck them on the soccer field they could still compete pretty well. Give them a year and they could whip most soccer teams
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 05:13 |
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NFL players are getting fatter and fatter these days. They couldn't handle running ~9 miles per game.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:02 |
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This is a giant negatio. I tried the sport as a kid and could not wrap my mind around it. These south american folk been doing it their whole lives. Screw the Europeans who make it into a an institution.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:07 |
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Nut to Butt posted:what if we just kill the other team I'd pay to watch this.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:12 |
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USPS/Discovery is the best cycling team ever. 7 Tour wins by one guy, in a row. Record will not be broken.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:12 |
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you can't even use your hands
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:22 |
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try riding up a fuckin mountain against all sorts of dirty doping euros on their home turf. its sweltering, but the only way is up. you have the best team, the best coaches, the best equipment, the best drugs, one ball and a single track mind that bridges autistic with psychopath. bitches get the gently caress out the way, USA.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:23 |
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It would never take off in the states because you would have to wait 45 minutes for adverts. Unless some kind of pop up advert for sports was used, flashing up to fill half the screen.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:34 |
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deported to Canada posted:It would never take off in the states because you would have to wait 45 minutes for adverts. Isn't there a major league soccer right now? And people like Bend it like Beckham have played in it. How do the adverts work for that?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:39 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I feel like if yoj just took a bunch of nfl players and stuck them on the soccer field they could still compete pretty well. Give them a year and they could whip most soccer teams We steal their kickers to do field goals.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:42 |
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Can't say I've seen it. I watch tv exclusively for the adverts tbh.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:43 |
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Mu Zeta posted:Isn't there a major league soccer right now? And people like Bend it like Beckham have played in it. How do the adverts work for that? Nobody watches it so there's no advertisements.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 06:56 |
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America's most popular version of football constantly stops to allow players to get back into formations, has the most amount of reserve players and player substitutions per match and has the least amount of time spent engaged in physical exertion per individual of any football code. Its athletes are all highly specialized to a single role rather than broadly athletic generalists, leading to many living lifestyles that are actually kind of unhealthy rather than admirable.
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Moon Atari posted:America's most popular version of football constantly stops to allow players to get back into formations, has the most amount of reserve players and player substitutions per match and has the least amount of time spent engaged in physical exertion per individual of any football code. Its athletes are all highly specialized to a single role rather than broadly athletic generalists, leading to many living lifestyles that are actually kind of unhealthy rather than admirable. Play me at competitive ping-pong.
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deported to Canada posted:It would never take off in the states because you would have to wait 45 minutes for adverts. Nearly every auto race I've ever watched on American TV had enormous amounts of commercial breaks. Some series (e.g. NASCAR) are designed around this and actually do caution periods solely to allow time for longer breaks, but for stuff like Formula 1 and IndyCar you just have to accept that there will be a sizeable amount of race action that you'll miss. Also, the broadcaster will maybe do a tiny picture-in-picture break a few times a race and basically make it sound like they're doing you the world's biggest favor when they do. At least Liberty Media bought Formula 1 and put it on ESPN commercial-free now.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:14 |
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The amount of dedication, time, effort, and resources that have been flushed down the toilet by all the people who wanted to but don't make it to the NBA/NFL could probably have won a few wars at this point
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:15 |
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Nearly every auto race I've ever watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5-lwTqiPiI
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Moon Atari posted:America's most popular version of football constantly stops to allow players to get back into formations, has the most amount of reserve players and player substitutions per match and has the least amount of time spent engaged in physical exertion per individual of any football code. Its athletes are all highly specialized to a single role rather than broadly athletic generalists, leading to many living lifestyles that are actually kind of unhealthy rather than admirable. The punter is literally just the guy with the big boot from the Australia Simpsons episode and every team just takes turns with him
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4uF-C13LlM
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:25 |
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You have to go through an apprenticeship for 9 months before they let you hose out the mascot costumes without a supervisor
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:30 |
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Soccer is a hosed up game.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:32 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:You have to go through an apprenticeship for 9 months before they let you hose out the mascot costumes without a supervisor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lE8JAY0rp4
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:33 |
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Peanut President posted:yeah but then europeans would invent some new game to get haughty over They still have cricket my dude
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 07:35 |
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same op, but video games
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 08:56 |
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mods please dont let gbs post about 'soccer', these morons talking about it trolls me on a personal level
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:01 |
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American sports fans are boring compared to European football fans tho.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:17 |
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rear end cobra posted:mods please dont let gbs post about 'soccer', these morons talking about it trolls me on a personal level Targeting you personally is one of our primary aims. We all discuss strategies to best hurt you at length in our private messages and off sites.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:25 |
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Roundup Ready posted:They still have cricket my dude That's just england which isn't even really Europe anyway
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:28 |
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eurokickyball is for children too soft for real football
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 09:36 |
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But they don't, so.
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