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Change the Coupons and Deals links so it points to https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=268 |
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Mar 12, 2019 16:40
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1. Get a bunch of weed. 2. Find someone who seriously needs to CHILL the h*ck out. 3. Smoke the weed. 4. Forget what you were going to do next. |
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Mar 12, 2019 16:42
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1. Design an elaborate Rube Goldberg device. 2. Win a Rube Goldberg device contest. |
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Mar 12, 2019 16:44
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Switch someone's Taco Bell sauce packets from mild...to medium...
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Mar 12, 2019 16:49
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tell your loved one that they look especially nice today even if they don't |
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Mar 12, 2019 16:52
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When someone asks you the time tell them it's five minutes later than it actually is so they move a little more briskly toward their destination and arrive in a comfortably punctual manner. |
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Mar 12, 2019 16:53
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convince someone that this year, april fool's day has been changed to april wise attractive person's day and that's why they are being declared the patron saint of april 1
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Mar 12, 2019 16:54
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rather than play a mean spirited prank choose to celebrate the colonial dessert - the orange fool https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/orange-fools-14991 
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Mar 12, 2019 17:38
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 other printer models here: https://www.shenandoahwireless.net/prank.html I don't think this would go over well at all at work despite being 100% innocent and hilarious. I'm fairly certain if someone left this by a copier I'd get a request to pull printer logs and figure out who printed it. Sure I could print it offsite and leave no evidence, but if the expected reaction is an investigation it's not going to be funny, it's going to be panic inducing. Maybe one day I will be able to do this. random chirping tokens are not funny do not buy them, if you already bought one or just have to play that prank for the love of god tell the person after an hour or so. Maybe a GPO to force change everyone's company assigned desktop background to a new background that reads APRIL FOOLS in icy text. I did a proof of concept, This took all of 3 minutes to make and isn't even the correct aspect ratio for a background. 
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Mar 12, 2019 18:51
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Plug in a Glade plug-in behind the copier at work so everyone wonders why it smells so nice Pour International Delight French vanilla coffee creamer into a Coffee-Mate French vanilla bottle |
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Mar 12, 2019 18:59
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vanisher posted:Plug in a Glade plug-in behind the copier at work so everyone wonders why it smells so nice *Close up of a Glade Plug In* Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the Donkey Friends Show!
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Mar 12, 2019 19:03
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vanisher posted:Plug in a Glade plug-in behind the copier at work so everyone wonders why it smells so nice This is a great idea. Random office kindness day!
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Mar 12, 2019 19:05
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Set up the office printer to apply an incredibly faint hammock kitty gradient to each page. If you hold the page up to a light you can see the sweet kitty.
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Mar 12, 2019 19:07
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Jolo posted:*Close up of a Glade Plug In*
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Mar 12, 2019 19:23
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I checked my schedule and I'm not working on April 1st so maybe I could go in to work and April fool everyone including myself. |
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Mar 12, 2019 19:35
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This only works if you were in the army and there is a Renn Fayre nearby: Go in, in your uniform, and say "Oh, I thought this was a Reconaissance Fayre" I knew a guy who had been in the Cavalry and was going to a Renn Fayre, and I suggested he do this. He thought it was funny, but didn't do it.
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Mar 12, 2019 19:46
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gah! a burning bag on my doorstep! *stomp* gah! the bag was filled with shoe polish! my wingtips have never looked more sublime
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Mar 12, 2019 20:02
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scribbling on my father's bare head with marker to help him cope with pattern male baldness
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Mar 12, 2019 20:04
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Putting a drink in a shaking machine, but its not carbonated, it will just be a very well mixed chocolate milk when open.
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Mar 12, 2019 20:19
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Offer someone to smoke a joint with you while you are just having a normal cigarette so they can have more weed and they wonder what you are smoking there. |
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Mar 13, 2019 01:25
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google THIS posted:When someone asks you the time tell them it's five minutes later than it actually is so they move a little more briskly toward their destination and arrive in a comfortably punctual manner. The clock in my car gains time, so this is hardly new to me. It IS refreshing sometimes to find out I'm not late!
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Mar 13, 2019 02:05
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1. Disassemble someone's car, piece by piece, and then reassemble it into their living room. 2. Then disassemble it out of their living room, and reassemble it back in their driveway or garage. You can skip steps 1 and 2, and they won't even know! 
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Mar 13, 2019 04:01
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leave the room to fart
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Mar 13, 2019 06:39
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Sneaking a single Reese's piece into a bowl of m&ms
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Mar 13, 2019 19:20
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Giving away boston creme donuts, but they're really just white cream |
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Mar 13, 2019 19:26
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Say "google THIS you're a butt head haha!" then pause and say "Nah you're a BYOB star buddy!!!" and hand him an icecream cone and a cup of French press coffee. |
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Mar 13, 2019 19:32
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glowing-fish posted:1. Disassemble someone's car, piece by piece, and then reassemble it into their living room. Lol if you really wanna own someone bad - 1. Pick a friend who has been having engine problems and car problems. 2. Disassemble their engine and fix everything wrong with it. 3. Reassemble it then put it in the car. 4. Watch their faces as their car that was screwed up before suddenly works perfectly lol priceless no coming back from that |
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Mar 13, 2019 19:34
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saying "lol" out loud irl, but with one friend you always say "el oh el" and with the other friend you always say "lawl" and they know each other too and so eventually when they talk about how weird it is that you say lol aloud in conversations, the one is like "yeah and he pronounces it 'lawl' too, ugh" ajd the other is like "huh? No he definitely says el oh el" and they can't agree and get kind of miffed at each other but g not too much
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Mar 13, 2019 20:05
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alnilam posted:saying "lol" out loud irl, but with one friend you always say "el oh el" and with the other friend you always say "lawl" and they know each other too and so eventually when they talk about how weird it is that you say lol aloud in conversations, the one is like "yeah and he pronounces it 'lawl' too, ugh" ajd the other is like "huh? No he definitely says el oh el" and they can't agree and get kind of miffed at each other but g not too much The lolng con.
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Mar 13, 2019 20:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Lol if you really wanna own someone bad - this but also record what their engine problem sounded like put it on a CD or mixtape and put it in their car and switch the audio to that device. They should figure it out when they go to turn on the radio or put a podcast on and wonder why it's on CD.
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Mar 13, 2019 20:31
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| We should set something on fire | |
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Mar 13, 2019 21:00
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Buying a pretty candle for someone only to set it on fire as they watch?! ultimate prank
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Mar 13, 2019 21:03
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Putty posted:We should set something on fire like this torch?
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Mar 14, 2019 03:50
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switching out your aunt's favorite whoopie cushion with an orthopedic memory foam cushion for lower back pain
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Mar 14, 2019 04:05
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Throwing a pie in people's face, but really only giving them a piece of pie that they can then put in their own face.
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Mar 14, 2019 04:17
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tell your friends and family Christmas was moved to April fool's day and get them all a bunch of gifts and celebrate togetherness. they'll never know what hit them |
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Mar 14, 2019 21:30
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Gonna tell someone to have a nice day and actually mean it
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Mar 14, 2019 22:46
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hamjobs posted:Gonna tell someone to have a nice day and actually mean it  next you'll be telling people "bless your heart" as a compliment |
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Mar 14, 2019 23:53
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I'm gonna CARE about things and actually BE NICE
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Mar 15, 2019 00:11
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Start a political argument until people start raging, then offer everyone weed to calm down and be friends afterwards
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