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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:35 |
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dont post about my wedding
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 23:46 |
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psiox posted:one word: quantum
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# ? Mar 14, 2019 23:49 |
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nooooo! not computer!!
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 02:50 |
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rotor posted:posts will be stored in a database. registered users will be able to read and create posts using the Oracle SQL Developer app, available free of charge here: https://www.oracle.com/database/technologies/appdev/sql-developer.html i like this idea. let’s do this one
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 03:53 |
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assume that the "new" codebase does not need to be relied upon in any way, and can be hosted on the cheap separately from this website, running alongside it as a proof of concept for as long as necessary. Copy some threads over manually for testing and otherwise use dummy data. Likewise there's no reason to open the existing forums code up to public scrutiny if we just accept not migrating anything over (except for user credentials, which is a smaller job). A fresh start. It can aim for the same superficial behavior of each existing forums feature without anyone needing to care how radium's code accomplished a similar thing. If some things are different, they can at least be simpler and more open to being fixed. The nuances that don't get captured might not be noticed much since most of SA's weird niche features are used rarely (or not at all if they were temporary fads) compared to a few extremely common actions... read, post, edit, filter threads, search, etc.
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:11 |
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i wonder how many times it can be explained to that person without them getting it? several more, at least, surely
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:16 |
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hypothetically, how hard do you think it would be to find the old bitcointalk forum posts when they were donating 1 million+ funbux so that the dipshit who ran it could code a new forum from scratch? version 1.0 being the most secure, etc? that was some quality stiff and i think those posts would offer a lot of insight if presented in qcs
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:21 |
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my main concern with the current forums honestly is that they use https, which is known to be backdoored by the nasa and mi5. I’d like to propose a goon project to design a new secure network protocol using a custom encryption (not "audited" by us governmet!)
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:22 |
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infernal machines posted:hypothetically, how hard do you think it would be to find the old bitcointalk forum posts when they were donating 1 million+ funbux so that the dipshit who ran it could code a new forum from scratch? I wish you goonspeed on this endeavor
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:28 |
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Soricidus posted:my main concern with the current forums honestly is that they use https, which is known to be backdoored by the nasa and mi5. I’d like to propose a goon project to design a new secure network protocol using a custom encryption (not "audited" by us governmet!) oh yeah definitely the new forums should use the goonfish protocol for security instead of aes
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 15:28 |
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as a starting point I’m thinking just XOR traffic against hello.jpg. boy howdy I wish I could see the face of the cryptologist who breaks that
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:16 |
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TIL that my company uses that weird jeff fatwood forum software for their support forums
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 16:51 |
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what about it is “weird”?
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 17:01 |
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i assumed he meant fatwood
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:05 |
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obstipator posted:what about it is “weird”? wasn't that the one where he came to SA and started a thread about him wanting to write forum software that replicated SA's moderation but with an algorithm?
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:24 |
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six course, by chef fatwood of snack overflow
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:36 |
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he wanted to know how to create a successful internet community, so he carefully studied something awful and then did exactly the opposite
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 18:53 |
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Soricidus posted:as a starting point I’m thinking just XOR traffic against hello.jpg. boy howdy I wish I could see the face of the cryptologist who breaks that
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# ? Mar 15, 2019 19:04 |
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can actually page people
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 09:21 |
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Uses IEC 62279 so can run a train through it.
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 10:38 |
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High integrity shitposting
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 10:41 |
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emptyquotes are paid for with awfulcoin, a crypto token that can also be traded for custom titles, ik status, or the ability to promote threads to the front page
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 13:34 |
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the new forum must be 508 compliant
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:48 |
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i'll head up the iso 9001 certification initiative
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# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:50 |
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biographies of users found at 420.69 in the dewey decimal system
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 09:18 |
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akla twitter, a users posts should load up directly under their profile immediately, none of this searching business since posting pictures is so much more fundamental to the internet this days and age, maybe add gallery or collage functions inbuilt? some sub forums are almost entirely pictures so perhaps, while [img] things still work, there is a second input box that only takes [img] links and displays the images as a collage or gallery style, so that image heavy threads have inbuilt flexibility on how they are displayed, especially on mobile, of which displaying on will be considered from day one (eg instagram style side scroll images within one post but can scroll to next post immediately)
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 09:27 |
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echinopsis posted:akla twitter, a users posts should load up directly under their profile immediately, none of this searching business how about 56k-NO
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 10:53 |
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echinopsis posted:akla twitter, a users posts should load up directly under their profile immediately, none of this searching business i think you just invented the *chans gallery and overboard views
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 14:26 |
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Soricidus posted:he wanted to know how to create a successful internet community, so he carefully studied something awful and then did exactly the opposite and he recruited a goon to write it for him lol. of course he also paid said goon to do it.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 14:46 |
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infernal machines posted:Oh no I just mean coding a new forum from scratch. Like, from the ground up, a new platform for displaying and storing forums. Even I know how I would write a trivial forum site. I'd use Node and MongoDB for backend and vanilla es6 JavaScript/CSS for front end and host it on AWS. I know that set of simple technologies could do it in a minimal fashion, even though they're the only tools that I know. Which is why someone else should probably do it, like someone who does this for a living and knows what they're doing, but I've run into tons of people on here who fit that bill in SH/SC. Many of them would probably eagerly watch a project purporting to be the new version of the forums the post on every day, if Lowtax endorsed it. Some would see opportunities and contribute. Some would take charge because it means something to them. My eye lid started twitching uncontrollable halfway through reading this
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 15:42 |
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lmao that you read it at all
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 16:38 |
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infernal machines posted:i think you just invented the *chans gallery and overboard views don’t u dare say chan to me
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 21:04 |
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just make a quick html solution
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 21:21 |
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heres your solution https://jekyllrb.com/news/2019/03/18/jekyll-4-0-0-pre-alpha1-released/
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 22:59 |
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may i suggest the forums be coded in a language that's close to the metal?
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 23:16 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:just use a google sheet that we all have access to You jest, but, why not Wave. Once we iron out those teething problems, its pretty good at serving up text. Rewind functionality was a riot. Failing that, Sharepoint is clearly a very capable and webscale platform.
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 03:51 |
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spankmeister posted:may i suggest the forums be coded in a language that's close to the metal? gpu-accelerated forums thanks, vulkan
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# ? Mar 20, 2019 03:51 |
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my bitter bi rival posted:heres your solution https://jekyllrb.com/news/2019/03/18/jekyll-4-0-0-pre-alpha1-released/ we are not using ruby for this
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who's in charge of jira
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