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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

quote:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is the entirety of what has been described as a six-word story, making it an extreme example of what is called flash fiction or sudden fiction. Although it is often attributed to Ernest Hemingway, the link to him is unsubstantiated and similar stories predate him.[1][2]

What are some 6 word stories of sudden fiction for computers you could tell?

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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

Backups disks ready, no restore procedure

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


backups on the virtual machine itself

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

stand-up meeting! back in 40 minutes

Zlodo
Nov 24, 2006


garbage displayed but monitor is off

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



stop posting get out of yospos

Zlodo
Nov 24, 2006


new replies! alas, someone quoted stymie

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Shredded Hen

security's a feature. no business case

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

🧿

my bloodline ends with a computer

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
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teh butts


committed to 48 points, velocity 12.

AtomD
May 3, 2009



Fun Shoe

for project: new wiki. never used.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
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teh butts


stock grant after series G funding

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

CTO rewrote the framework last weekend

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


the frameworks are not lightweight enough

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.


production outage triaged, six months later

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


started new job, issued Asus laptop

AtomD
May 3, 2009



Fun Shoe

a business critical visual basic script

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

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another conference, alone in hotel drinking

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

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boss asks Rockports? they are Aldens

OldAlias fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2019 around 00:17

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


did not read, laughing out loud

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

Friday afternoon deploy, leaving for vacation

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


eight different places for team documentation

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



College Slice

warts in and around your anus

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


Commit changes 87 files. Code review.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



gas thread ban op voted 1

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


computer (🖨)

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

for sale: boat shoes, never used.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

carrying a printer for my lady

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010



The Great Twist

turned it off and on again

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

MononcQc posted:

What are some 6 word stories of sudden fiction for computers you could tell?

what word width OP

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

i think you mean the 110 word computer stories, op

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

this is a 110 word story (only computer progframmer will get this)

fritz
Jul 26, 2003



segmentation fault, core dumped, in public.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

git reset --hard HEAD~1; git push -f


-f doesnt count as a word ok

Raere
Dec 13, 2007



oracle buying sun was a mistake

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."



Fun Shoe

Production outage? Works on my machine!

fritz
Jul 26, 2003



fortran seventy seven legacy code base

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017


just compile it down to javascript

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Oct 25, 2017


delete from table, no where clause

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Oct 25, 2017


senior software development engineer in test

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