Hemingway 6 word computer stories: Your OS; a piece of shit

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

2015 macbook pro replaced with 2018

drat these are fun to make

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Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

easy, put it on the blockchain

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

error: undefined is not a function

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

this isn�t six words it�s seven

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Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

a lightweight application made with electron

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

1-indexed column-major array semantics

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

who wrote THAT? oh right, me

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

address tech debt? no! more features.

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

i got an offer from amazon

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

found plaintext passwords in the schema

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

who needs schema, we have json

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

another spa framework? shaggar was right.

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

bought new macbook. keyboard doesn't work.

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

khosla ventures wants to invest $10m

# ? Mar 15, 2019 01:08

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

blue check on my twitter profile

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MononcQc: May 29, 2007

high tech car: drove into firetruck

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

these posts are making me laugh

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OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

your operating system? piece of poo poo

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Offshore can figure it out themselves

# ? Mar 15, 2019 01:28

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

pizza pasta put it in a box

# ? Mar 15, 2019 01:29

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Laptop is technically a keyboard sandwich

# ? Mar 15, 2019 01:31

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

gently caress I ran out of weed

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

mov ax 0013h for graphics mode

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fritz: Jul 26, 2003

plus plus plus ath ok click

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OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

Rest In Peace Steven Paul Jobs

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Bay Area job, only five figgies

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prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

DELETE CASCADE posted:

Bay Area job, only five figgies

cursed

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

just one thing. do the needful.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 02:07

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

QA follows procedures, never updates them

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

bug report. wontfix works for me.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 02:27

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

big phone, never used: baby hands.

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

MononcQc posted:

high tech car: drove into firetruck

sec taunts. big blunts. workin hard.

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obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

change of requirements with same deadline

# ? Mar 15, 2019 02:40

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

TIP!:
if you have a good phrase thats 5 words or 4 words, you can pad it to 6 by adding �, bitch� or �, mother fucker� respectively.

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DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Good thing my gun jammed, bitch

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MononcQc: May 29, 2007

the blog post is the documentation

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MononcQc: May 29, 2007

Google: "How to ...?"

> Nevermind, found how!

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

need new laptop, company says no

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

No more WebOS phones, why god?

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Fiedler: Jun 29, 2002; I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

all new development must be node

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