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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

neutral milf hotel posted:

nice six word computer story, goober

leg assy code, my personal hell

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

but what do story points mean?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

best selling product written in foxpro

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
We are agile, managers plan sprints

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
you’re posts
they’re bad
stop it

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

government shutdown. company no longer solvent.

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
accidentally typed my password in slack

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
making the world better with adtech

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Pushing to Production on Friday afternoon.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

blond hair blue eye angel investor

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Full Disk Encrypt thinly-provisioned VMs.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
married my computer. it’s divorcing me

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Powered Descent posted:

Tabs or spaces? Changes every line.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

tmesis posted:

accidentally typed my password in slack

Blinking cursor observed, keyboard focus elsewhere

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
We wrote our own programming language

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I'm going to loving kill Google

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
cubicle wall covered with Dilbert strips

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
drinking seventh coffee of the day

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Hammerite posted:

cubicle wall covered with Dilbert strips

open plan hotdesking will enhance collaboration

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
unit tests keep failing; IgnoreAttribute! Done

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I didn’t mean it that way.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Incident management? Sounds easy. Outsource it!

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
our new system will be great

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
new password does not meet requirements

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
mistook discord for slack during work

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

wrong university, color: no culture fit.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

we need more women to ignore

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Hammerite posted:

cubicle wall covered with xkcd strips

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Developers developers developers developers developers developers!

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
can't parse dates, even with tinder

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
nobody knows how this program works

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Hammerite posted:

nobody knows how this program works

and you're responsible for five nines

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Wild EEPROM posted:

new password does not meet requirements

password must be 8 characters long

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

error: password contains a dictionary word

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

no special characters or spaces allowed

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
another CS grad doesnt understand functions

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
what have you tried? nothing? right

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
requirements added the week were releasing

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib
early adopter of internally developed library

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
it's coming in the next version

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