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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
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Think about it like i dont know maybe three times i guess or 4 if i was really horney but that might be pushing it what do you think the most times that you can jack off in one hour is keep in mind this question for just regular jackin not tool assisted just regular dry jacking

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



probably like 7

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Iím gonna go with 3. In my 20s probably double that. Heck of a thing getting older

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most


Once.

For 60 minutes.

Why even stop?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
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Hell Yeah posted:

probably like 7

that is a lot!!!

RocktheCaulk
Mar 10, 2014


Kuato posted:

Iím gonna go with 3. In my 20s probably double that. Heck of a thing getting older

Seconded. We are all past our whackin prime now. Maybe I could summon up the ghosts of whackin past and get a half dozen, but I'd have to take the next week off of work.

rabbotic
Mar 8, 2019

Business Man

Hell Yeah posted:

probably like 7

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-w...ting-in-one-day

Hell Yeah you could be a world record holder

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

Lipstick Apathy

look buster, it's not about the frequency, it's about the amplitude. don't danger your equipment trying to beat pervert records.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


When I was 19 I banged my gf six or seven times in one day and I was like woah that was a lot of fuckin thatís gotta be the most times youíve done it in one day and she was like no and I was like fuuuuuuuuu. It turns out she was a giant whore.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

Lipstick Apathy

sounds like she just had more gumption than you.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Nooner posted:

tool assisted

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015

Your wallet lies beaten, battered and broken! Let my pledge be your own, fate has spoken!




Lipstick Apathy

It takes me four hours to get an erection once I start, so I guess negative four?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


I woulda asked her what the record was and tried to beat it but I was afraid it was like 12 and my dick already looked like fuckin raw hamburg.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

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we've had way richer goons here, bigtime mega millionaires, who sure as shit could though, with just the loose change in their pocket

an hour? poo poo. just once knocks me right the gently caress out for usually plenty more than an hour

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


dry jacking? poo poo man like, once.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


I dunno, maybe 3. It's pretty hard to even find good enough porn to keep going for an hour though. That's some pretty serious and dark poo poo.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.


Even in my early teens when the curves on the pine sol bottle would get me hard I don't think I managed more than twice so I'm gonna say exactly once.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


To answer OP Iíd say probably twice or maybe three times with a little rear end play to get me going

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
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Like lube or a pocket pussy or big ole donger up the butt you some kinda jerkoff newb?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most


Oh wait. What is an ime? I've never jacked off an ime before.

So I retract my previous answer and will just say:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Nooner posted:

Like lube or a pocket pussy or big ole donger up the butt you some kinda jerkoff newb?
so i cant use my jar of vics vapo rub???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



you spot any tour buses or big hollywood jugs today nooner whats got you all horned up????

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
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Waltzing Along posted:

Oh wait. What is an ime? I've never jacked off an ime before.

So I retract my previous answer and will just say:



it is supposed to say time!!!

Mods please DO YOUR JOB and FIX THE TITLE instead of always PROBATING ME

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



everyone saying 2 or 3 times is a fucken pussy

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

earth people i was born on jupiter

Lipstick Apathy

smh at you simpletons who ejaculate when you won't be able to produce enough viable semen. you probably sacrifice your lesser rams to Yahweh and give inferior grain to the beggars.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Depends on how many uppers you're on. But half the battle is keeping hard and all the clicking

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



is this from totally flaccid or can i be comfortably turgid and then start the clock??? need to lay some ground rules.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

But then again, once you hit The Zone, you can easily cum every 5 minutes

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
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numberoneposter posted:

is this from totally flaccid or can i be comfortably turgid and then start the clock??? need to lay some ground rules.

Starts when you first touch ur dick so you can like look at a bunch of hot naked ladies and stuff first

redm
Feb 20, 2016

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME

Sugartime Jones

one hundred billion

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most


redm posted:

one hundred billion

lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



Only once because it takes like 45 minutes for my massive dong to get fully erect.

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

Buglord

Probably like 25 but that's assuming an optimized scenario where I'm jacking off a conga line of dudes and dual wielding their dicks on some kind of conveyor belt

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
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Ultra Carp

Like 6 or 7, but why bother

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Twice, these days

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Tom Gorman posted:

Probably like 25 but that's assuming an optimized scenario where I'm jacking off a conga line of dudes and dual wielding their dicks on some kind of conveyor belt
Wow uhhh where do I sign up?

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Jul 25, 2007

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Tom Gorman posted:

Probably like 25 but that's assuming an optimized scenario where I'm jacking off a conga line of dudes and dual wielding their dicks on some kind of conveyor belt

I need to put my lowtax money into this patreon instead

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

ask me about disabled toilet sex


if I'm fully set up with hydralyte and hand lube I reckon I could hit 10 but then I might have to go to hospital

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

My hand always has a headache and has to go lie down. The other hand seems to be busy washing its hair a lot. Both tell me what a good friend i am.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:

My hand always has a headache and has to go lie down. The other hand seems to be busy washing its hair a lot. Both tell me what a good friend i am.

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