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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


oh whatís that in your pocket

In the middle of this pmp class

Oh cool itís a can of skoal

Mmm smells like death, I can see why you like it

Are you seriously

Really? Chewing tobacco in class?

Iím switching seats at this next break

Is that why you drink Dr Pepper during class?

Aw Jesus yep thatís why

ďSo a project manager is everyoneís bitch and no ones hero?Ē

lol looks like even the boomer trump supporting military fat load was stunned by that one

What is that

Fruity pebbles? In a bag?

Actually that sounds good, I should have done that

ďYou want one? *hands me a rice crispy treat*Ē

Hell yeah

Heís talking poo poo about Bush and Trump, maybe this guy is not so bad

Oh never mind, here comes the skoal again

God this guy was so on the path to coolness but it gets completely ruined by chewing tobacco

Iíd rather be next to a dude literally smoking the stinkiest weed right now

Chewing tobacco is the loving worst habit

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Oven Wrangler

This care project is more important than you nicococotine addiddictiont.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Fruity pebbles are difficult to put up your rear end

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Oven Wrangler

Zeluth posted:

This care project is more important than you nicococotine addiddictiont.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEvxhEjqRKk

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



here's a cologne/perfume that smells like a cigar box

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


Even cigars are better than chewing tobacco

You could smoke a giant rear end smelly cigar and I would say well at least you arenít chewing it and spitting it into a can

Communist Q
Jul 13, 2009



Tell me how you feel about snus.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


Thatís chewing tobacco

Therefore itís gross

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

100%
Insufferable
Cunt


bird with big dick posted:

Fruity pebbles are difficult to put up your rear end

Don't take them out of the bag they come with in the box big dummy

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...






Fun Shoe

man, I totally forgot about skoal bandits and their fascination with getting children hooked on nicotine.
E.
*Nods and starts rolling a fag.*

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Oven Wrangler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dru1Pn6Flhg

I am telling you noew. bye bye.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


Both are gross and stupid but at least chewing tobacco doesn't stink everything up with gross smoke.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


looking forward to this thread filling up with youtube videos of hicks packing 5 cans into their mouths

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CTPsYcPDx0

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


fish and chips and dip posted:

Both are gross and stupid but at least chewing tobacco doesn't stink everything up with gross smoke.
Chewing tobacco is more disgusting but you're a lot less likely to encounter it for this reason.

Teik
Mar 2, 2019

by FactsAreUseless


fwiw my dad was also a PM and heís a loving dickhead that no one likes and he has no friends so I get it

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


FactsAreUseless posted:

Chewing tobacco is more disgusting but you're a lot less likely to encounter it for this reason.

Oh I thought chewing tobacco and Scandinavian snus was the same thing, but it seems not to be. Snus is super prevalent here and is indeed much better than loving smoking. Less sure about chewing tobacco now.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


fish and chips and dip posted:

Oh I thought chewing tobacco and Scandinavian snus was the same thing, but it seems not to be. Snus is super prevalent here and is indeed much better than loving smoking. Less sure about chewing tobacco now.
Yeah I'm not familiar with snus at all. Watching someone chew tobacco is exactly like watching a cow chew cud. It's every complaint about gum chewers anyone has ever had but way worse.

AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


You sound like a little babyback beta op. Sorry about your sensitivity to minty tobacco smell. Hope you get better and are able to feel safe next time your class meets.

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

I have explored the various types of mouth tobacco.

Snus is by far the easiest and most pleasant. No one else even knows you have it, you don't have to spit.

Actual chewing tobacco like Red Man or Beechnut is the worst. You end up with a huge wad of leaves in your mouth and spit black ropes of saliva.

Dip/Snuff is kind of in between. You don't have to spit as much, it's still pretty gross. I used to dip Kodiak when I was in high school.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!


EXCUSE ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Hair Elf

It's gross, but I wouldn't say it is the grossest. Imagine if it was a little can of feces that they pulled out to chew on for awhile and then spit into a jar.

redm
Feb 20, 2016



Sugartime Jones

My Linux Rig posted:

oh whatís that in your pocket

In the middle of this pmp class

Oh cool itís a can of skoal

Mmm smells like death, I can see why you like it

Are you seriously

Really? Chewing tobacco in class?

Iím switching seats at this next break

Is that why you drink Dr Pepper during class?

Aw Jesus yep thatís why

ďSo a project manager is everyoneís bitch and no ones hero?Ē

lol looks like even the boomer trump supporting military fat load was stunned by that one

What is that

Fruity pebbles? In a bag?

Actually that sounds good, I should have done that

ďYou want one? *hands me a rice crispy treat*Ē

Hell yeah

Heís talking poo poo about Bush and Trump, maybe this guy is not so bad

Oh never mind, here comes the skoal again

God this guy was so on the path to coolness but it gets completely ruined by chewing tobacco

Iíd rather be next to a dude literally smoking the stinkiest weed right now

Chewing tobacco is the loving worst habit

[snaps fingers and slaps bongos]

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Snus

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

This flaming skeleton is brought to you by the Buy Lowtax A New Spine Foundation.


I only snort my tobacco products I don't know what you fools are doing

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Local Weather posted:

I have explored the various types of mouth tobacco.

Snus is by far the easiest and most pleasant. No one else even knows you have it, you don't have to spit.

Actual chewing tobacco like Red Man or Beechnut is the worst. You end up with a huge wad of leaves in your mouth and spit black ropes of saliva.

Dip/Snuff is kind of in between. You don't have to spit as much, it's still pretty gross. I used to dip Kodiak when I was in high school.

When I was in college in the South, some of the redneck dudes were pretty hardcore about dip. They said Kodiak was for pussies; lol if you didnít dip Copenhagen or at least Skoal.

Yeah, they were all pretty stupid.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

pssh. if you're not packin big league chew i don't know what to tell ya

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

I don't like smoking. Are there snus equivalents for weed?

Local Weather
Feb 12, 2005

Don't worry, I'll give you a sign. The sign will be that life is awesome

DamnCanadian posted:

When I was in college in the South, some of the redneck dudes were pretty hardcore about dip. They said Kodiak was for pussies; lol if you didnít dip Copenhagen or at least Skoal.

Yeah, they were all pretty stupid.

I dipped a lot of Kodiak but very little of any other brand, it was kind of a thing in our group. I'm sure that I've tried Skoal and Copenhagen at some point but I couldn't tell you what they were like. I remember Kodiak as being semi-sweet and REALLY minty.

It has to be the grossest habit. I mean, how else can you end up with a can of human spit in your car and actually be like "oh, yes that is fine".

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



joe rogan swallowed a mouth full of dip two different times during a single interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCszSZTcq0M

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010



Ask me about my college roommate's loving spitoon I kept accidentally knocking over.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

How about chewing rear end that had been stuffed with tobacco? Is that grosser?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army



Mike Pence should have stuck to doing cigarette commercials.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


super sweet best pal posted:

I don't like smoking. Are there snus equivalents for weed?

yeah just pop those buds into your mouth and chew

not sure if this would be grosser then chewing tobacco or not. Iím gonna guess no cause itís not covered in sludge

DamnCanadian posted:

When I was in college in the South, some of the redneck dudes were pretty hardcore about dip. They said Kodiak was for pussies; lol if you didnít dip Copenhagen or at least Skoal.

Yeah, they were all pretty stupid.

those must have been some trashy dudes cause even the rednecks I know back home would be disgusted by chewing tobacco

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Does anyone under the age of 47 even know what Chewing Tobacco is, let alone use it?

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

Orange Crush Rush posted:

Does anyone under the age of 47 even know what Chewing Tobacco is, let alone use it?

everyone now uses Snus or vapes

down n out
Sep 16, 2008



Nap Ghost

Kids are all about the nicotine pouches now, no tobacco and they look like a piece of gum. I only knew one guy that dipped redman and he was cartoonishly redneck.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010


Neutrino posted:

How about chewing rear end that had been stuffed with tobacco? Is that grosser?

the sexy factor makes it marginally less gross

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Grimey Drawer

I just keep a chewed up piece of nicotine gum under my foreskin 24/7

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


i love to chew and have had one in my lip for about 20 years. no sign of throat or lip cancer yet, but my throwat has been bothering me and it hurts to swallow. kodiak4lyfe

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